Dan G Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Reputation doesn't mean anything.Actually, it does. It's a highly accurate measurement of how good you are at life.McDonald's have recently started accepting rep points as legal tender. Try it yourself.You could probably only get an apple pie though. Or perhaps a McFlurry.Basically, you need to start getting better at life John. I'll PM you some jokes that you can post as your own work, and lots of people will give you rep points and soon you'll be having Fillet O Fish AND chicken nuggets for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Actually, it does. It's a highly accurate measurement of how good you are at life.McDonald's have recently started accepting rep points as legal tender. Try it yourself.You could probably only get an apple pie though. Or perhaps a McFlurry.Basically, you need to start getting better at life John. I'll PM you some jokes that you can post as your own work, and lots of people will give you rep points and soon you'll be having Fillet O Fish AND chicken nuggets for breakfast, lunch and dinner.Does that include Oreo McFlurry's?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 I never limit my dishing out of reputation to funnies, though. If someone makes an intelligent and informative post, then I throw some reputation their way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Does that include Oreo McFlurry's??I don't know. But here's the phone no. for the one on Union Street so you can ask for yourself:01224 212960?Funnily enough i really wanted to give you rep for this! some people deserve rep (like yourself, i want to give you rep for just about everything you post) That's very kind of you sir. Like with what Phil said, I find intelligent posts as well as funny ones worthy of rep. I try not to be too stingy with dishing it out, but I do find it to be the same few people that I want to give rep to, and I'm regularly hit with the old "you must spread...etc" message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 I don't know. But here's the phone no. for the one on Union Street so you can ask for yourself:01224 212960?Basically he said you can only get a mcflurry of the mint choc chip variety, BUT for 201 points and a winkie face - he would allow you to have a whole happy meal (minus the toy)nah actually he said sorry i do not know what you are talking about...then hung up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 I am actually a complete bastard and I rarely ever give rep.It's not actually because I'm a bastard. I just never think "Haha. I laughed my balls off. I'm going to commend this post with popularity points". I always forget. On the rare occasion that I do want to give rep, I try, but then it says I've given rep to that person too much recently. It's a nasty cycle, that continues to make me look like a right sour little shitbox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 "I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation".That's what Joan Jett said, I'm going with her because she looked better in black leather than any of you would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 I am actually a complete bastard and I rarely ever give rep.It's not actually because I'm a bastard. I just never think "Haha. I laughed my balls off. I'm going to commend this post with popularity points". I always forget. On the rare occasion that I do want to give rep, I try, but then it says I've given rep to that person too much recently. It's a nasty cycle, that continues to make me look like a right sour little shitbox.It's okay, it's not the only thing that makes you look like a sour little shitbox. Your reputation (ahem) is well intact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 "I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation".That's what Joan Jett said, I'm going with her because she looked better in black leather than any of you would.I look fucking magnificent in black leather, I'll have you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 "I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation".That's what Joan Jett said, I'm going with her because she looked better in black leather than any of you would.She was also a serial drinker of the furry cup *nudge/wink* and therefore you'd stand a better chance of sleeping with me. If you play your cards right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 She was also a serial drinker of the furry cup *nudge/wink* and therefore you'd stand a better chance of sleeping with me. If you play your cards right.Jesus, Dan. You've become a right flirty devil lately.Soon you'll be the new aberdeen-music bicycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Who's the current one!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Who's the current one!?DJ Jo-D. She tried to rape Scotty Blessed in The Tunnels one night.This may or may not be an exaggeration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 DJ Jo-D. She tried to rape Scotty Blessed in The Tunnels one night.This may or may not be an exaggeration.Haven't we all though? It's the beard, definitely the beard.Aye, and the tags were much betterer than reputation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 I look fucking magnificent in black leather, I'll have you know.I haven't visited your S&M gay night equivalent of S&E yet so can't comment. Do you wear a hat with a chain on it? That would be amazing. That should be your Debutant stage attire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 She was also a serial drinker of the furry cup *nudge/wink* and therefore you'd stand a better chance of sleeping with me. If you play your cards right.Are heterosexual males not allowed to look at lesbians in an admiring way? I think you can. I certainly don't think I need to become a gay anyway but thanks for offering. Correct poo games terminology and now this, are you MMW guys visiting 'interesting' nightspots on your forays to Europe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 I haven't visited your S&M gay night equivalent of S&E yet so can't comment. Do you wear a hat with a chain on it? That would be amazing. That should be your Debutant stage attire.There hasn't been an S&M gay night yet. I may not make it exclusively gay, though - I don't want to be prejudice, y'know? Keep an open-mind and that.I'll launch it in Edinburgh.As for the hat, I go for a kitten gimp mask. It's sassy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Are heterosexual males not allowed to look at lesbians in an admiring way? I think you can. I certainly don't think I need to become a gay anyway but thanks for offering. Of course you can look at lesbians in an admiring way... I was just saying you wouldn't really get anywhere given the opportunity. It's like going into a fancy guitar shop with lots of lovely looking guitars, and then being told you can't even have a wee play on one, never mind have it permanently. You have a quick look but after a few minutes it gets a bit frustrating.So you go home and play with your own one, whilst thinking about the ones in the shop.Whereas all I was saying, was that if you're nice to me, I'll let you have a go on mine. It's not quite as pretty as the ones in the shop, and there isn't as many features to experiment with. But it makes a nice change from sitting in your room playing with your own one... Correct poo games terminology and now this, are you MMW guys visiting 'interesting' nightspots on your forays to Europe?The poo terminology came from my old flat years ago - we had an entire wall covered in escort service flyers that my flatmate had picked up from phoneboxes in London. We used to phone them all the time when drunk... hence how I know that the watersports going rate was 60, and hardsports was 100 in 2002. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 The poo terminology came from my old flat years ago - we had an entire wall covered in escort service flyers that my flatmate had picked up from phoneboxes in London. We used to phone them all the time when drunk... hence how I know that the watersports going rate was 60, and hardsports was 100 in 2002.Do you think the current financial climate will have driven these prices up or down?I'm just askin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 We used to phone them all the time when drunk... hence how I know that the watersports going rate was 60, and hardsports was 100 in 2002.How much for "A" levels? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 DJ Jo-D. She tried to rape Scotty Blessed in The Tunnels one night.This may or may not be an exaggeration.to think I gave you rep last too, I was about to give you some negative for that comment!!! I still don't know who he is....I think he lied! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Do you think the current financial climate will have driven these prices up or down?I'm just askin'.Good question. I'm guessing they'll have gone down. So they can now advertise: "Our prices have gone down... but not as much as our girls have."Although I'd be even more interested in whether or not you get charged VAT for someone taking a crap on your face whilst you get hand relief. Assuming there is, thats an extra 2.5% saved right there. How much for "A" levels?Think 'A levels' were 60 as well. 'O levels' were 40 This wasn't classy stuff I might add. One of the flyers advertised it as being "very discreet".Which would have been more believeable if the picture on the advert wasn't a woman hanging out of a window with her jugs out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 And look at that.... Original Spies leapfrogs Bigsby at the top of the leaderboard...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 And look at that.... Original Spies leapfrogs Bigsby at the top of the leaderboard......Congrats to Original Spies, as I've said many, many times before I couldn't give a monkeys about scene points so he is most welcome to the number one slot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Lucky Rathen takes the lead. Closely followed by Original Spies and Bigsby. Join us now in the race to 2000?You care about rep too much. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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