Alkaline Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 actually, you know, that's not bad. we may use that one.i'm surprised a man who supports fifty-seven football teams has the time to come up with that Oiii, 3 actually. I'll let that slide seen as though i don't know you, but next time you'll be feeling the cold back of my hand on your youthful cheek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Oiii, 3 actually. I'll let that slide seen as though i don't know you, but next time you'll be feeling the cold back of my hand on your youthful cheek 8oWhich cheek? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 8oWhich cheek?And there lies the real threat, enshrouded in ambiguity 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 "3 Strikes, She's out (Cold)..."You can have that one for free. *thumbs*hahahahaha. Well played sir.Domestic abuse, you don't need an excuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 "Look what you made me do" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 And absolutely free of charge, the full set (about her) list currently stands at:1. Where's My Fucking Teeth, sorry...Tea.2. She Walked Into A Doooooor.3. Cricket Bat Beats Rolling Pin.4. Look What You Made Me Do.5. Tell Him To Fuck Off.6. I Am A Wifebeater.7. The Battering Man.8. Take That! And That!9. I Just Wanna Kick The Fuck Out Of You.Other titles lined up are "Wife Swat", "Cheating=Beating", "The Man's Choice" and "Women's A.I.D.S." but feel free to invent your own... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 i like the elongation (sp?) of door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Other titles lined up are "Wife Swat" "Cheating=BeatingMy suggestions:Dirty House, Battered SpouseIf My Next Beer Isn't Cold Your Body Will BeThere She Goes (Down The Stairs Again)Nag, Nag, Nag....Wham, Bam, BodybagDon't Make Me Take Off My Belt...And Clean Up Your Blood When I'm FinishedCome Home Pissed, Wife Gets Kissed....With My FistDid I Say You Could Cry? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Don't Make Me Take Off My BeltThat one is a corker.'Smack Addict' popped into my head at work today. Don't think I'll ever top Wife Swat though.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 You think that you're going to get away with just a hiding?Book a dentists appointmentBut I still love him...honestlySafe Home leatheringI do this cos my Dad hit me as a boyBut I promise I will changeYour uterus on my knucklesJeremy Kyle can't help you.You'll tell the police nothingWomen's Aid - HomepageThe tunnel scene in Irreversible was mild. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Don't think I'll ever top Wife Swat though....That one wins. Far and away the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Anal Cunt have done a few songs in a very similar vein:WOMEN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAGWomen, natures punching bag You didnt get me a beerYou were one minute late with dinnerYou bought the wrong kind of beerYou wanted a careerYou forgot to cash my unemployment checkYoure having your periodYou want to visit your motherYou want to have another kidDOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNYYou caught your wife fucking the mailmanYou threw her down a flight of stairsYour son came home with 4 Ds and an FYou kicked him in the balls and in the faceIf I was a cop, called to your houseId congratulate you for beating your spouseId shake your hand for beating your sonIf he was my kid, Id take out my gunDomestic violence is really, really, really funny Your teenage daughter came home pregnant for the 3rd or 4th timeYou put on your boots and kicked her in the stomachThen you caught your wife sucking the mailmans dickSo you threw her down the stairs againIf I was a cop, called to your houseId offer to shoot your no-good spouseIf I had to deal with your teenage slutId gladly kick her in the gutI CONVINCED YOU TO BEAT YOUR WIFE ON A DAILY BASISBEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE Your wifes so fucking possessive, she complains when youre with friendsShes always a whining cunt, you cave in 'cause youre a fagIf she doesnt do the dishes or get you another beerThen punch her in the face and throw her down the stairsIf you dont beat that cunt, shell walk all over youBeat her every day, its lots of fun too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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