Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Every teenage goth / emo girl I've ever met went through a "I think I might be a lesbian" phase. Which consisted of pulling one of their mates in front of a crowd of people and um.... that's about it.Aye, that one usually comes just after the "wear short-sleeve tops to show off the self-harm scars" phase. The bit that comes after the ridiculously-contrived snog is the "look around to see if any boys were paying attention to that" look. They weren't.*yawn*Emphatically NOT , about as sexy as cold water on the bollocks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Straight into the bellybutton like a guided missile...Ah the good old Zinc swimming pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Steven Dedalus Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Just curious as to how the thread about Aberdonian 'glamour' girls was deemed offensive and pornographic, and was subsequently culled, but this one, which has descended into Neanderthal sexism, has remained?Come on, gentlemen!I know the offical ruling was down to pornographic content, but aren't we aboveOr just do her up the arse instead. Pornstar pulloutAh the good old Zinc swimming pooletcIs this what we want to be associated with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimyReizeger Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Terrible Banter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Steven Dedalus Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 I wish I was as good at the internet as you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 Just curious as to how the thread about Aberdonian 'glamour' girls was deemed offensive and pornographic, and was subsequently culled, but this one, which has descended into Neanderthal sexism, has remained?Come on, gentlemen!I know the offical ruling was down to pornographic content, but aren't we aboveWomen never speak about men in an explicit nature ever.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovers_spit Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 I don't think we should worry about sexism seeing as their tiny woman brains won't compute the dexterity of the arguement as well as being able to forage for berries whilst the menfolk hunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 I don't think we should worry about sexism seeing as their tiny woman brains won't compute the dexterity of the arguement as well as being able to forage for berries whilst the menfolk hunt.lol..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Steven Dedalus Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 Women never speak about men in an explicit nature ever....I like that logic.Hitler: Well, I know I exterminated the Jews, but they were probably going to do it to me, so I just thought I'd get in there first.Moral Majority: Fair enough then. Without wishing to be snide, I think you've proved my point.And I just want to make it clear that I'm not comparing Hog to Hitler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 I like that logic.Hitler: Well, I know I exterminated the Jews, but they were probably going to do it to me, so I just thought I'd get in there first.Moral Majority: Fair enough then. Without wishing to be snide, I think you've proved my point.And I just want to make it clear that I'm not comparing Hog to Hitler.So talking about Sex in an open and explicit manner makes us all sexists....That is one weird analogy you used Steve.Strange, considering myself and Jake are both very left/liberally minded and despise racism, sexism etc etc. Will have to remeber to be more PC in the future.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Steven Dedalus Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 So talking about Sex in an open and explicit manner makes us all sexists....No, I meant that talking about sex in the manner of a bunch of honry 12 year olds behind the bikesheds makes you sound like a bunch of neanderthal sexists (which I stated in my first point).So there you go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 I can't talk for the other guys but I was being tongue in cheek, I would have thought that was pretty obvious. However feel free to get on your high horse some more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Steven Dedalus Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 I can't talk for the other guys but I was being tongue in cheek, I would have thought that was pretty obvious. However feel free to get on your high horse some more.I shall.Bunch of children."Ooh! I once saw a ladies naughty bits! It was pure dead brilliant." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesbroonbreed Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 so did I. the tits were pretty ace but I thought the cludge was shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 so did I. the tits were pretty ace but I thought the cludge was shiteThat's because you are a gigantic homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesbroonbreed Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 at least Im nae fae Rathen.P.s. Has anyone ever actually tried to get a horse high? I know vets pump them full of ket constantly but I've never seen one wrap itself in tin foil and do an angus young impression whilst vomiting. Perhaps they should start using speed or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 No, I meant that talking about sex in the manner of a bunch of honry 12 year olds behind the bikesheds makes you sound like a bunch of neanderthal sexists (which I stated in my first point).So there you go.Yep, were all neaderthal sexists in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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