Scorge Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 I'm bored. Have some news.WORLD EXCLUSIVE REPORT FROM 'BIG LUGS AFF NORSE TONIGHT'News has filtered through the airwaves that Aberdeen's least favourite bunch of racketeering sex pests have finally lost the plot and devised a composition of more than 120 seconds. This news was greeted by shock and disdain by all factions of the Aberdeen "music" scene who called for all four members to be hung drawn and quartered in the back room at Moshulu.A spokesman for SPD issued an official press release to fully explain:'Bollocks'SPD's next live gig will be at the Fordoun cattle market, supporting 'The Ken Bastard Taylor Band' and 'Another Pish Generic Go Nowhere Metal Band With Shit Clothes On'.That's all, now for the weather, etc....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 prententious wankers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 prog fucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 Sell out scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Neck Man Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 Cunts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 "Hi and welcome to personal attack heaven!"A moderators nightmare! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted April 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 You all love me, really.Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 wowsers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 Bollocks.Ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted April 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 Never mind. Just wait until you find out how many tracks are on the new Bastard Squad release, hahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 Never mind. Just wait until you find out how many tracks are on the new Bastard Squad release, hahaha!Eleventy? DDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Eleventy?Nope, ding answer. 155 in 4 minutes. The musical equivalent of a premature ejaculation, recorded on 2-track i.e. a 21-year old tape player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Quality! No doubt I'll blag one of them at the Fortress sometime soon too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted April 11, 2007 Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 Quality! No doubt I'll blag one of them at the Fortress sometime soon too! Should be a split w/France's Napalm Noise. The guy who's behind NN is the ripe old age of 13, I reckon 2.22 should secure.And you still haven't coughed up the requisite eleven pence from last time. It'll go up to twelve if you're not careful............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted April 11, 2007 Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 Could I also have a copy? I will even take round a pint of milk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 Could I also have a copy? I will even take round a pint of milk...I'm OK for milk, just make it 2.33 to include Baldy's Coffee Tax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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