Guest Mr Blastcap Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 hey. man. things have been getting real negative round here and it's just not on bob, with this thread i plan to heal Aberdeen music like Jesus did to those prissy Leper buggers. Here's how it works: If you're in a band post some details and we'll all pile in with chirpy compliments to make you and your band mates ( and hopefully everyone else in Aberdeen) feel peachy and totally fuckin' neepy about your band. if a bad or rubbish band posts details the only thing you are allowed to say is "ding" , easy. really i'm looking to find some bands to see but what the hey.here is an example of what could happen-Dave-"hey my names dave, i'm in Maps...www.myspace/mapsuk"Mr Blastcap " rockin' dude, luv that henry got cancer tune, YEAH" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 fixed that URL for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Blastcap Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 fixed that URL for you superb! yo' the man,YOU ROCK!yeah!(i've been at the biscuits, this might be one massive sugar rush) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Blastcap Posted November 3, 2006 Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 caught hughbruise at drummonds the other night.....ding! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MKII Posted November 3, 2006 Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 Blastcap, you are ace!8-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Blastcap Posted November 3, 2006 Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 Blastcap, you are ace!8-)i know, its a burden i bare with a humilty thats allmost saint like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MKII Posted November 3, 2006 Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 i know, its a burden i bare with a humilty thats allmost saint like.Ah, Saint Maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Stax Posted November 3, 2006 Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 Ah, Saint Maybe? Blastcap! Top notch!*Ding* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Blastcap Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Blastcap! Top notch!*Ding*audrey and lorenzo snow collective at Pee-cocks were ace. as were the visuals.my "dancing" later at Moshulu was 100% Ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Blastcap Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 RTX's excellent cd "transmaniacon" is also not "ding" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 my "dancing" later at Moshulu was 100% Ding.John Travola has got fuck all on you.DING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Blastcap Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 thank god i spend all my money on lager and hoorsJohn Travola has got fuck all on you.DING!the thing is, after the lager i think i'm Leroy from fame and reason goes out the window. its nae pretty, i have distinct recollections of doing backwards froward rolls to bad metal. jesus. my knees are bruised and my head has a ding on it.total "ding".ye read it here first sportsfans!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Ooh, self promotion:http://www.myspace.com/flowcomauk*ding* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Blastcap Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Ooh, self promotion:http://www.myspace.com/flowcomauk*ding*awesome naedingatronicah!up to 204% BETTER than hughbooze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 naedingatronicah!That's the greatest word in the world that didn't exist ten minutes ago........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael MacLennan Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 What are you up to nowadays Mr Blastcap? I'm sure it's ace. Yeah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Blastcap Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 What are you up to nowadays Mr Blastcap? I'm sure it's ace. Yeah?today i'm on a day off so i'll be patching some jeans. Its a pretty technical business, i had to phone my granny about it- after some brainstorming i'm nearly ready to begin, you have to "tack it on" first then stitch the edge of the patch. Brilliant stuff though. she also recommended a "church of scotland sized nip of gin" to help concentration levels, obviously nae at this time in the morning though.non ding stitching!thats about it. later on i might download some of scorge's technowhatsit music and "remix" it by shouting 'come in tae fraaaazer's of ellon' over the top, or i might even pinch stuff from the hilarious northsound advert for flights to manchester ......i obviously have way to much time on my hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Very good use of the word "ding" in this thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Blastcap Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Very good use of the word "ding" in this thread...watch ut for that tricky semantic shift tho' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 this thread is absolutely hilarious, and so topical too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 this thread is absolutely hilarious, and so topical tooJust from reading it I feel that I've become a better person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 i might download some of scorge's technowhatsit music and "remix" it by shouting 'come in tae fraaaazer's of ellon' over the top, or i might even pinch stuff from the hilarious northsound advert for flights to manchester ....Don't forget the 'Thistle Windows Aberdeen SEVEN OH SIX TREBLE FIIIIIIIIIVE' jingle, which sounded like it was recorded by a collection of hungover pigs in an industrial khazi, and embeds itself on your skull like that fucking birdie song....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 That jingle is the bane of existance.Sticks in your head like a car key to the eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 #YOU'LL GET A TEN YEAR GUARANTEE ON EACH WINDOW YOU'LL BUY!##SEVEN OHH SIX TREBLE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVE!#That's all for tonight, here are some pages from Ceefax, and some music:*repeat until 6am* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 "Hi, this is Keith from the window centre here" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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