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Trash Whore Diaries Updated (a bit)


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Sorry they are still miles behind - I've been to busy to type them, and fuck me that guy fairly rabbits on :laughing:

It'll get better soon tho - Kai's got his hands on a PC in jail so he's typing them up and sending them out to me on disk, so once I've got thru typing the backlog (up to 16th April), they'll be updated every week or so.

The Trash Whore Diaries

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'Your mummy used to be a pill-popping stripper and your daddy a perjuring drug-dealer, but if you don't want to take over the family business we'll understand'?

that made me laugh... im upto march now, but ill leave that for tomorrow, there is only so much trashwhore i can take in one day, and 1 hour 46 mins is too much

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You must be a slow reader' date=' cos it doesn't take long to read.

o_O[/quote']

i never have the time, and when i start reading, i can't stop, i also like to reread some of them, and there are the inevitable laughter breaks, and the time it takes to look up previous references a few months back

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  • 3 weeks later...
Guest Tam o' Shantie

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kai's archives are well worth a read if anyone hasn't done so for a while...i've been having a good gander through them of late - it's so funny to read about all the stuff that happened to him when i was still at school and starting out with 10ew. the albyn cleaning job, the london work placement, the whole uni hearing for his offensive article about oral sex...i will never forget how hard i laughed when reading (at the time of it happening) about his letter of apology to the uni head, basically consisting of one poorly masked blowjob joke after the other. it's not yer average trip down memory lane, that's for sure! :)

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'Dear Debt collectors

I am writing to inform you that I refuse to pay the enclosed bill as it has nothing to do with me whatsoever. I dont know who [these telecommunications people] are, but theyve been sending me letters for weeks demanding money for adult services Ive been supposedly using. I wouldnt have a problem if Id been calling the whores myself, but I havent. I recently read a newspaper article about unscrupulous fone companies who were trying to shame people into paying up for porn fonecalls they hadnt even made. Well Ive got nothing to be ashamed of, so go ahead and take me to court. I knew my law degree would come in handy one day. I dont know who these [telecommunications] people are, but they can eat my dick. And if youre stupid enough to take this matter further, so can you.

Classic Kai :up:

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im starting to read from the very start... also trying to keep up with the updates, but the fucker can write for scotland! i feel sorry for mrs kai typing them up

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im starting to read from the very start... also trying to keep up with the updates' date=' but the fucker can write for scotland! i feel sorry for mrs kai typing them up[/quote']

Mrs Kai and myself share the duties, and yes it is a laborious task. Today's 5 or 6 posts took me two hours for example.

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'Dear Debt collectors

I am writing to inform you that I refuse to pay the enclosed bill as it has nothing to do with me whatsoever. I dont know who [these telecommunications people] are' date=' but theyve been sending me letters for weeks demanding money for adult services Ive been supposedly using. I wouldnt have a problem if Id been calling the whores myself, but I havent. I recently read a newspaper article about unscrupulous fone companies who were trying to shame people into paying up for porn fonecalls they hadnt even made. Well Ive got nothing to be ashamed of, so go ahead and take me to court. I knew my law degree would come in handy one day. I dont know who these [telecommunications'] people are, but they can eat my dick. And if youre stupid enough to take this matter further, so can you.

Classic Kai :up:

Ahahaha! Genius!

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