Fast Caz Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 This band are what punk should be about ........ The Macc lads - Beer , Sex , Chips n GravyCheck it out Not for fans of toilet humour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xabandonyoux Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 reminds me of the guy from zimbabwe i used to work with who would sing the macc lads to all and sunder whenever he felt like it. he wore a kilt towork everyday aswell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Double Jack Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 "let's fuck off to alten towers!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Well, I spent last night trying to chuck me bird,She were clinging to me leg like an old sick turd,I said your tits are too small and your legs are too short,I want a fit bird from the Sunday Sport... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 "your tits are too small and your legs are too short, I want a nice burd from the sunday sport""but I thought you said you loved me?""ah never fuckin did""but you used to bring me flower""shut your fuckkin grid"...."well you can cook you can fook you can do the washin up, now av ad enough, come on fook off , get stuffed"....(comb solo here)he he, purile, but rather funny."dan's big log""now ee's a poof"classics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 "your tits are too small and your legs are too short' date=' I want a nice burd from the sunday sport""but I thought you said you loved me?""ah never fuckin did""but you used to bring me flower""shut your fuckkin grid"...."well you can cook you can fook you can do the washin up, now av ad enough, come on fook off , get stuffed"....(comb solo here)he he, purile, but rather funny."dan's big log""now ee's a poof"classics[/quote']What the fuck fuck fuck have they done to me pub, now it's a wine bar, bistro, poof bar, disco... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 Macc LadsBrilliant BandI remember them from my Uni days - hilarious.My favourite is "Gordons Revenge" about the local Chinese takeaway, sung with a very un-PC UK/Chinese accent."Pubs are shutting and I'm making my listPunters stagger in, they're all fucking pissedThe fucking drunk bastards can't take their beerFree gravy tonight, I've got bad diarrhoeaSeafood special with extra crabs, two pancakes with VD scabsSee you tomorrow, we'll have cheap pie...We have dog, and I think he's about to die I cut toenails into prawn crackers, add black bits from around my knackers,You call me "Chinky", "Little Yellow Geek"?You'll be on the bog for a weekYou want to know what's in my wok?Public lice from around my cockEgg foo yung and crispy noodles?No, I haven't seen your poodle You want to try my sweet and sour chicken?I'll give you free bag to be sick inCall me "Slanty" - very, very nastyI fart on chips and piss on pasty"Chinky cunt"? Ha! very very funny,Jumbo sausage, chips and curry?Gordon smiles and takes the money,'Extra gravy? (my arse is runny)Ah So!' "DZL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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