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"your tits are too small and your legs are too short, I want a nice burd from the sunday sport"

"but I thought you said you loved me?"

"ah never fuckin did"

"but you used to bring me flower"

"shut your fuckkin grid"

...."well you can cook you can fook you can do the washin up, now av ad enough, come on fook off , get stuffed"....(comb solo here)

he he, purile, but rather funny.

"dan's big log"

"now ee's a poof"

classics

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"your tits are too small and your legs are too short' date=' I want a nice burd from the sunday sport"

"but I thought you said you loved me?"

"ah never fuckin did"

"but you used to bring me flower"

"shut your fuckkin grid"

...."well you can cook you can fook you can do the washin up, now av ad enough, come on fook off , get stuffed"....(comb solo here)

he he, purile, but rather funny.

"dan's big log"

"now ee's a poof"

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What the fuck fuck fuck have they done to me pub, now it's a wine bar, bistro, poof bar, disco...

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Macc Lads

Brilliant Band

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I remember them from my Uni days - hilarious.

My favourite is "Gordons Revenge" about the local Chinese takeaway, sung with a very un-PC UK/Chinese accent.

"Pubs are shutting and I'm making my list

Punters stagger in, they're all fucking pissed

The fucking drunk bastards can't take their beer

Free gravy tonight, I've got bad diarrhoea

Seafood special with extra crabs, two pancakes with VD scabs

See you tomorrow, we'll have cheap pie...

We have dog, and I think he's about to die

I cut toenails into prawn crackers, add black bits from around my knackers,

You call me "Chinky", "Little Yellow Geek"?

You'll be on the bog for a week

You want to know what's in my wok?

Public lice from around my cock

Egg foo yung and crispy noodles?

No, I haven't seen your poodle

You want to try my sweet and sour chicken?

I'll give you free bag to be sick in

Call me "Slanty" - very, very nasty

I fart on chips and piss on pasty

"Chinky cunt"? Ha! very very funny,

Jumbo sausage, chips and curry?

Gordon smiles and takes the money,

'Extra gravy? (my arse is runny)

Ah So!' "

DZL

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