craig deadenstereo Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 Craig Cuntkicker says that" this thing never once stopped ejaculating its hot metal love juice all over me"Yeah, it's brutal and if you play metal, why don't you have one?Yeah - MARSHALL SHREDMASTER is where it's at.Anyway, it's a bit fucked - the battery thing doesn''t work (runs of mains though) and there is a nut missing from the input jack. However, it works perfectly and will destroy any lame little pussy amp you try to run it through.Comes with an official Metallica VIP pass sticker from Donington and a bunch of other metal stickers.These things are going for between 75 and 100 on ebay since they are getting rare. Johhny "pussy assed public school assmaster" Greenwood uses one. Hopefully it will rise up and destroy him.Used to be the guy from Risactonia's.offers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leckie Gilman Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 many good things i have heard of this peice of fine equipment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewan U.N.C.L.E. Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 I have one too, wow. theyre fucking ace, really versatile i dont really play metal but i suppose thats what its for so its good at that , its good for grunge though. probably a better pedal thn a ds1 although im nae too sure.:O X-( cunt asphixiation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craig deadenstereo Posted March 19, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 This beast - when combined with my SIGNATURE Randy Rhodes Flying V, Peavey 5150 amp and finely honed chops - is the ultimate in metal brutality, unleashing a maelstorm of pure metal power that will have the metal fire burning in you like the crotch of a vietnamese whore.This pedal needs to come with a warning sticker - no pussy assed "indie" nerds may apply. We all wait for the day when this pedal will short it's self out when Greenwood is sitting stroking it in the bath and sends that sucker to a watery grave!This pedal doesn't fuck around. When I plug in my Signature Randy Rhoads Jackson V, I only want to think about one thing: rocking my ass off. The SHRED MASTER gives me that hardcore metal edge I want without all the pussy crap. Turn the knobs and turn it up!I wish I could explain it. It's like Kerry King and Scott Ian went cannibal, killed and ate the members of Megadeth, jacked off all over Kill 'em All , and played it through my Eddie Van Halen 5150 half-stack at top volume. This pedal is METAL through and through. Sometimes I have to stop and slam my head into the wall because I can't believe how fucking amazing my axe sounds with the Shredmaster. After I regain consciousness, I can hear this heavy grinding noise through my amp, and i realize that even when I was knocked out, the Shredmaster KEPT ON ROCKING WITHOUT ME. That's how good this pedal is.You can beat this thing like a cheap back-alley whore and it'll keepcoming back for more. No matter how EXTREME you think you might be, the SHREDMASTER can take all you dish out and more. It never stops pumping out the fist-pounding metal, even if you kick it like some pussy BUSH fan who showed up at the last Pantera show because he thought it was a D&D tournament.If you don't get the point by now, maybe you never will. The SHREDMASTER is ready to give massive strokes to all your neighbors and those people who are unlucky enough to be walking by your house when you're playing through it. If you want, I will come over and thrash on my amp on your lawn, and you can install some new windows after you pound some craters into the walls with your head, because it's just that intense. - Craig Cuntkicker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 Originally posted by craig deadenstereo:This beast - when combined with my SIGNATURE Randy Rhodes Flying V, Peavey 5150 amp and finely honed chops - is the ultimate in metal brutality, unleashing a maelstorm of pure metal power that will have the metal fire burning in you like the crotch of a vietnamese whore.This pedal needs to come with a warning sticker - no pussy assed "indie" nerds may apply. We all wait for the day when this pedal will short it's self out when Greenwood is sitting stroking it in the bath and sends that sucker to a watery grave!This pedal doesn't fuck around. When I plug in my Signature Randy Rhoads Jackson V, I only want to think about one thing: rocking my ass off. The SHRED MASTER gives me that hardcore metal edge I want without all the pussy crap. Turn the knobs and turn it up!I wish I could explain it. It's like Kerry King and Scott Ian went cannibal, killed and ate the members of Megadeth, jacked off all over Kill 'em All , and played it through my Eddie Van Halen 5150 half-stack at top volume. This pedal is METAL through and through. Sometimes I have to stop and slam my head into the wall because I can't believe how fucking amazing my axe sounds with the Shredmaster. After I regain consciousness, I can hear this heavy grinding noise through my amp, and i realize that even when I was knocked out, the Shredmaster KEPT ON ROCKING WITHOUT ME. That's how good this pedal is.You can beat this thing like a cheap back-alley whore and it'll keepcoming back for more. No matter how EXTREME you think you might be, the SHREDMASTER can take all you dish out and more. It never stops pumping out the fist-pounding metal, even if you kick it like some pussy BUSH fan who showed up at the last Pantera show because he thought it was a D&D tournament.If you don't get the point by now, maybe you never will. The SHREDMASTER is ready to give massive strokes to all your neighbors and those people who are unlucky enough to be walking by your house when you're playing through it. If you want, I will come over and thrash on my amp on your lawn, and you can install some new windows after you pound some craters into the walls with your head, because it's just that intense. - Craig Cuntkicker rip glitter anyone? David Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feeble! Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 Haha, you sound quite funny"It kept on rocking without me"I was amused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craig deadenstereo Posted March 20, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2004 Originally posted by David:rip glitter anyone? David I like to think that Craig Cuntkicker found a kindred spirit with Rip, and together they will conquer the world as brutal demons of speed metal.\m/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 20, 2004 Report Share Posted March 20, 2004 did you get the pm i sent you? David Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted March 20, 2004 Report Share Posted March 20, 2004 Pics ain't working Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craig deadenstereo Posted March 20, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2004 My uni server is down. Damn trumped up polytechnics! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted March 20, 2004 Report Share Posted March 20, 2004 Your selling it on ebay I noticed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted October 25, 2004 Report Share Posted October 25, 2004 I have one too' date=' wow. theyre fucking ace, really versatile i dont really play metal but i suppose thats what its for so its good at that , its good for grunge though. probably a better pedal thn a ds1 although im nae too sure.:O X-( cunt asphixiation[/quote']Hehe I'm undecided myself as to which is the better pedal, I now run a DS1 into a Shredmaster, using the shredmaster just to add some extra dirt to the sound... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Rocker Posted October 25, 2004 Report Share Posted October 25, 2004 I used to do a similar thing, but using a Turbo Overdrive instead of the DS1. Sounds awesome.I'm selling a stack of my pedals as I got a quality multi-effects unit so don't need them, but there's no way I'd ever get rid of this pedal, no matter how much they are going for on ebay!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted October 25, 2004 Report Share Posted October 25, 2004 What pedals you got going, and how cheap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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