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[Guest ()Papaspyrou()]

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic`.

Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!

"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!

She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled...................

So I told her to fuck off.

[ray@ladymercedes]

That made me nearly fall off my seat.

[Ollie]

haha ace.

[Dinosaur]

Nice one!

[Guest Tam o' Shantie]

i can help you get back into shape. here's my card. call me.

[Guest pop-notmyface]

okay, i was tired enough 2 minutes ago, but now you totally got me.

(this is the sound of my head resting on the keyboard) >

[lazy pixie]

ha ha ha!

[Guest treader.]

stolen...

[jonty84]

stolen...

most jokes are buddy boy. when was the last time you actually made up a joke?

[palmer_eldritch]

stolen...

Aye thats right! Theft! THEFT A TELLS YE!

[jimr]

.....the aristocrats!