SteveCrisis Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 www.alan-partridge.co.uk/multimedia/soundclips/soundboards/alan%20partridge.swfMy particular favourite is Oh Fuck Off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Don't Draw a Cock, is possibly me pick of the bunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Atom Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Butter my arse... legend Although, upon second inspection I notice that they've missed out the best Partridge quote ever... "Smell my cheese you mother!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trippinoneastereggs Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 they also missed the one about farmers. That was altime classic partridge.Infected spinal column in a bap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Alan:"You don't want another Chris Evans on your hands"BBC Executive:"No thats what we do want"Alan:"I'm your man!"Friend of BBC Executive:"Give him a second series!"Alan:"Yeh give me a second series you shit!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beeker Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 i like the spastic mentalist bit... that was a great episode!ah-haaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trippinoneastereggs Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 i like the spastic mentalist bit... that was a great episode!ah-haaaaayeah its an arialator! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HummerOfIntenseEvil Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Alan:"You don't want another Chris Evans on your hands"BBC Executive:"No thats what we do want"Alan:"I'm your man!"Because that IS me. I evolve, I don't... revolve... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Because that IS me. I evolve' date=' I don't... revolve...[/quote']"Monkey tennis with Chas and Dave?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trippinoneastereggs Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 was it not mud wrestling with chas and dave?Alan: A partridge amongs the pigeons.Its me, in trafalgar square running through all the pigeons.Tony Hairs: Whats it about?Alan: I dont know, its just a title Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 was it not mud wrestling with chas and dave?Probably, but I can't be arsed checking."Ah, ladyboys."My brother tried to buy me a "ladyboy" (it's too obvious, don't even bother) on my stag night but misundestood the concept and tipped Baileys, lager and G&T into one glass."Needles to say"() I didn't drink it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Anyone else got "The Man Who Thinks He's It" DVD? It's absolutely amazing and Alan isn't even his best character. Duncan Thickett wins hands down for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Nah, Alan is his best character, although I do have a soft spot for Paul Calf."I've got two vices - smoking and masturbation. I'm a 20 a day man... and I smoke like a chimney."Ba-doom-tsch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 was it not mud wrestling with chas and dave?Alan: A partridge amongs the pigeons.Its me' date=' in trafalgar square running through all the pigeons.Tony Hairs: Whats it about?Alan: I dont know, its just a title[/quote']"What about 'Knowing M.E Knowing You" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trippinoneastereggs Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 sack Lynn for engaging in fun in a way that excludes alan....oh and call Bill Oddie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 What about when he gets involved in a legal battle with the band that plays on his show. BRILLIANT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trippinoneastereggs Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 or when he takes his girlfriend looking for U2 in that big house "This is Bono's bedroom"HEllo Bono, how's the EdgeThe edge is fineHow's Adam ClaytonAdam Clayton is fineHow's..... The DrummerThe Drummer is fine, Alan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 When he refers to Michael as the 'work Geordie'.When he told Lynne she crashed 'like a mouse'.'I'm basically driving an obscene publication.''The story Michael tells about 'hoying his monkey in the sea'. And elaborating that it hit a rock first.The KMKY ABBA medley.Too many others to mention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
head ache Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 hearing Alan Partridge saying my name in 6 different ways makes me feel funny inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HummerOfIntenseEvil Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 Stop Getting Partridge Wrong!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted September 19, 2005 Report Share Posted September 19, 2005 What about when he gets involved in a legal battle with the band that plays on his show. BRILLIANT."Knowing me, Alan Partridge, sacking you Glen Ponder, A-ha." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Steve Irwin Posted September 19, 2005 Report Share Posted September 19, 2005 dan....Dan...DAN...DAAAN...DANN...DAAAANNNN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beeker Posted September 19, 2005 Report Share Posted September 19, 2005 "i'll put a bottle of ketchup in the window for when i'm feeling saucy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted September 19, 2005 Report Share Posted September 19, 2005 It's the little moments that make it, like when Michael asks Alan if he wants Sparkling or Still mineral water, and he asks for "Half and Half". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Commander Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 For whoever was on about chas 'n' dave, it was 'Arm Wrestling with Chas 'n' Dave'. 'Knowing me Alan Partridge, knowing you the police, ah-ha' (as alan is about to be arrested live on his chat show for shooting a guest, as he tries to wrap up his show) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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