The Ghost Of Fudge Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 ha. i know who won what now. i know. ha. you don't.but if i'm drunk i might hint. but i might be lying, do you see.anyway, i can assure you there have been some suprises this year. and also some crushing inevitability you'll find out all very soon. oh yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stuartmaxwell Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 i heard that that there are going to be pole dancers from bugsy browns making an appearence and showing ther useless fuckwits who cant pole dance how its donewatch out for the slug trails peoplebet eric euan dont win best rock act, when they are by far the best rock act, the best democracy mates can buyi also heard that brian will be dishing out syphallis to any girls interested Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicky Ca$ino Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 Should I start filming my acceptance speech video, or is there going to be a live satellite link-up? I could write a letter if that would be more convenient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nullmouse Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 I heard that due to a leak from one of the voters, bootlegged versions of Aberdeen bands had been found on the internet.I heard that Brian was going to bare (or it could have been 'be') a right tit at the awards.And if the rumours are to be believed, the Fudge Boys have awarded themselves 'lifetime acheivement award' for the time they both successfully tied their own shoelaces.Is it possible that the word on the street is correct, that Bond*age has been usurped from best club night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndY Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 i heard that Andy from My decaying leg is gona be so drunk he cant talk at the fudge awards like every other night in the past 5 months cause he has a drinking problem oh hold on thats fact! oh hold on thats me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 some unofficial fudge award rumours.....brian and craig will simulate an act of sexual nature on the stage involving empty bottles of vodka and a cardboard cutout of denim boogie rock experts status quozombie munch will win 'most punchable person' award and will promptly invite the entire audience to 'come and have a go if you think your hard enough'the most shaggable female award will be won by a goatspecial guest for the night will be frank gilfeather who will duet with the gloria flaw on a version of kelly maries (no not her from river city but some late 70's disco bird) 'feels like im in love'members of sidca will stay sober Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spellchecker Posted February 13, 2004 Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 i heard the dance floor is going to be covered in sand. its purpose is twofold. firstly, when all the emo stars start gushing whilst accepting their awards for most amazing new bands and the like, the sand will soak up the tears. secondly, a bloody riot will start. at the end of the night staff will not mop the dancefloor, they will just shovel it, so heavy shall it be with spilt sanguine and severed limbs.here's hoping anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted February 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 i can't believe quik won best band. crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndY Posted February 14, 2004 Report Share Posted February 14, 2004 fuck you guys tell me i havent missed the awards???? did MDL win most missed act? oh fuck if i was sobre this would make sence! ahh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Philip Posted February 14, 2004 Report Share Posted February 14, 2004 No you haven't missed them, the awards are on the 21st!Would anyone like to lend me some groovy clothes for the event? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted February 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2004 you sexy thing. i'd fancy you even in a tatty sack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Philip Posted February 14, 2004 Report Share Posted February 14, 2004 Your just after my horn you dwirty bugger!Come on, someone lend me sommit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Blastcap Posted February 14, 2004 Report Share Posted February 14, 2004 i'm currently obsessed with spiritualized. so chasing the cat with the glow in the dark box to pure phase seems like fun at the moment. its a limited edition i shout, while the furr covered lifeform cowers in the corner........aye this badge festival is going to be so hip the likeometer will be fucked ten minutes in to it, right off the scale.get back on yer hoss, cowboy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Blastcap Posted February 14, 2004 Report Share Posted February 14, 2004 can you spot the lies in my listening to list, wee hint....i cant be bothered listening to shit music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted February 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2004 tell us! tell us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Blastcap Posted February 15, 2004 Report Share Posted February 15, 2004 its liz phair: her new album is rubbish, but then i would say that cause i'm a judgemental metaller! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Fudge Posted February 15, 2004 Report Share Posted February 15, 2004 fudge awards advance tickets selling out...better be quick.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted February 17, 2004 Report Share Posted February 17, 2004 philip, i'll loan you a nice frock or something if you like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossW Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by delboy:special guest for the night will be frank gilfeather who will duet with the gloria flaw on a version of kelly maries (no not her from river city but some late 70's disco bird) 'feels like im in love' Shhh...don't tell everyone. Its meant to be be a surprise! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stuartmaxwell Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 i heard that we could be playing a cover of a classic 80s/90s hit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted February 19, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2004 i heard chris a-go-go beat ben quik and kris watson to BEST HAIRCUT. marvelous. i also heard that we have no idea what the awards will be yet. and that swan is on the menu for the VIP tables. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest highroller Posted February 19, 2004 Report Share Posted February 19, 2004 Originally posted by The Ghost Of Fudge:i can't believe quik won best band. crazy. eh?? Did hell freeze over..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted February 19, 2004 Report Share Posted February 19, 2004 some more rumours....during orwell's set a huge food fight will break out between zombie munch/sidca and whoever is nearest....deadloss superstar will play an acoustic set of tiffany covers backwards in polishthe staccato set will insist that no-one smokes or drinks during their set as it will offset 'their vibe'special guest for the night will be cat deeley who will strip to the sounds of the Nomad AM compilationit is my last night of drunken debauchery before going into retirement for a couple of months so as i actually do some work for my degreethe gloria flaw will kill gilfeather after he sings the words to 'feels like i'm in love' in the wrong key... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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