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Purely personal, so apologies in advance, but this would be a real nightmare for me............

Drums/vocals - Phil Collins :down:

Guitar - Yngwie Malmsteen (sp?) :nono:

Bass - Mark King (level 42) X(

Keyboards - Liberace :swearing:

Bongos - Cliff Richard :help:

Fiddle - Nigel Kennedy :moody:

Vocals shared between Mick Hucknall and Chris De Burgh :puke:

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Purely personal' date=' so apologies in advance, but this would be a real nightmare for me............

Drums/vocals - Phil Collins :down:

Guitar - Yngwie Malmsteen (sp?) :nono:

Bass - Mark King (level 42) X(

Keyboards - Liberace :swearing:

Bongos - Cliff Richard :help:

Fiddle - Nigel Kennedy :moody:

Vocals shared between Mick Hucknall and Chris De Burgh :puke:[/quote']

:D Wow, that's one hell of a terrible band. I'm with you.

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I forgot about Sting, Ryan...good choice!

How about this lot on the same bill.....

Drums....Animal from the Muppets (I know it's cruel!)

Keyboards ....Richard Clayderman/Linda McCartney

Guitars.....Francis Rossi & the other guy from Status Quo

Bass......Jaco Pastorius (I'm not a fan of fretless bass)

Lead zither...Shirley Abacair

Vocals.....Daniel O'Donnell/Yoko Ono

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Vocals: Ian Brown - He's just terrible.

Guitar: The guy from Milking Meercats - awful

Drums: Baby faced uglyboy from Ash

Guitar: John Frusciante of the present - shittest solos ever.

Bass: random shitter from shitty indie band

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Vocals - Jonny Borrell - his attempt at falsetto in their new single is awful.

Guitar - Noel Gallagher - Bland bland chordage and embarrassing "rock n' fookin roll" solos

Drums - Stuart Cable - A face not even a mother could love

Bass - Les Claypool - For similar reasoning to this -

Steve Vai (I hate all that guitar wank - yeah you can play but can you write a good song?!)

Synth - Blond guy from the Delays for drinking water at front of stage whilst looking gormlessly into the crowd at Manics gig.

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