Hog Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 I heard a story yesterday that you had a cat with an interesting name. Care to elaborate Jake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 I heard a story yesterday that you had a cat with an interesting name. Care to elaborate Jake? If I knew what in the name of bloody hell you were wittering on about, I would perhaps elaborate. However, since I have no idea what you're wittering on about, I shall say no more and let this thread expire with dignity. If anyone knows what the fuck he's on about, be so kind as to let us know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Oh, you had Iain round yesterday, didn't you? I remember now! The cat that followed us home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 was it called Munt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 I don't think so, it was a stray that followed me and my mate for well over a mile, crossing busy roads, the lot. All the while miaowing like anything, sounding rather sorrowful. Can you guess the name I gave it now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Must've been "Emo" then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 I don't think so' date=' it was a stray that followed me and my mate for well over a mile, crossing busy roads, the lot. All the while miaowing like anything, sounding rather sorrowful. Can you guess the name I gave it now?[/quote']...Ernest Miller?Please tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zeenat Aman Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Pussy suicide? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Must've been "Emo" then?You're sharper than me.... Emeow maybe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Must've been "Emo" then?It's true, age DOES bring wisdom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 ....and piles!!!(not true, I hasten to add!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 ....and piles!!!(not true' date=' I hasten to add!)[/quote']Next Spike gig, I'll dedicate "Horrendous haemorrhoid hell" to your good self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 I'll be honoured! Have you got a plooks song for Philip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zeenat Aman Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 I'll be honoured! Have you got a plooks song for Philip? From sweating in the horrid air of manila? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 No, from sweating like a horrid, hairy gorilla!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zeenat Aman Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 No' date=' from sweating like a horrid, hairy gorilla!! [/quote']A song about jake then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Danger, Will Robinson!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Cue pervy video with Jake, Hog and Scorge decked out in groin lights... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Yes!! That sounds very exci....*slaps self on face, brutally*Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scorge Spike Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 This thread has taken a nasty turn for the worst. (Mind you, it sounds like a dead duck from the outset anyway.) Stop. Right. Now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 A tarzan-like photoshoot complete with leopard skin loincloths?I also forgot about Kirk being in SPD! Is he the best-looking member officially now then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 This thread has taken a nasty turn for the worst. (Mind you' date=' it sounds like a dead duck from the outset anyway.) Stop. Right. Now. [/quote']The cat's (hopefully) still alive, so it can't sound like a dead duck. I suppose a dead cat sounds much the same as a dead duck?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Dammit, i thought Jake had turned soft and got a cat. i was hoping he'd called it "Henry's". Ah well............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted March 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Well, Jakes pal came round yesterday to say hi, he said that Jake had a cat called "emo". Without even knowing Jakes hatred for the musical genre. This was many years ago. When I heard this I pissed myself Kirk is the best looking member of Spike, were all ugly bastards, hes added a bit of pinache to the group Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Line up in an orderly manner grind-groupies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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