AVB

That Paramore chorus is totally reminding me of another song but i cannae fiogure out what it is.. its bugging the life out of me

it is indeed. but i am allergic to colour

blue?! wild

God damnit!! ruined

the new Bill K sig guitar intrigues me.. cos i cant decide between a LP a Jag or an explorer..

Heard this morning that there's talks of Underdog shutting down.. could be utter bollocks, anyone got info?

gutted i missed the start of this poll! what a delightfully morbid thread haha just heard keyboard player Toby Smith died, cause of death is unknown but Hopefully he went Jamiroquietly in his sleep

what kind of cheese do you use to hide small horses? Mascarpone I told that joke to my wife the other day, She got angry and threw a block of Cheddar at me.. I said that's not very mature! Peadophiles, theyre fucking immature arseholes

LADZ speak and facebookisms in general can all get to fuck

thats fuckign robbery! Lidl have 12 packs o Tennents for £7, for those not to snobby to drink tennents

Ive spent the afternoon reading this entire thread, Great stuff! I just remembered another one of mine.. not really a ghost story but it stumped us and years later io Still have no explanation. My girlfriend and I were staying at my folks house whilst they were on holiday, keeping an eye on the dogs n that. one day we went to tesco after work to pick up food and entertainment for the weekend. when We got in we dumped all the shopping in the kitchen then I went upstairs to get out of my uniform, she followed and we ended up pumpin.. so far so standard right? aye.. well no.. once we were done she was like 'im staervin now, lets make some food' ok, no bother I leant over the side of the bed to grab something out of my back pack beefore heading downstairs but it was fucking Gone.. like nowhere to be seen. I was convinced i had put it next to the bed before I got undressed, cos thats what i have always done.. We searched high and low for this back pack and could not fucking find it, upstairs, downstairs, bedroom, kitchen.. everywhere. we have trashed the house looking for my bag and by this point i am starting to think I had left it on the bus or in tesco . Tanya then thinks to use her phone to call my phone as its probably in the bag.. so she rings my mobile and we hear nothing so we give up, its gone. we start the task of putting the house back together cos it was an absolute shit tip after our manic hunt for the missing bag.. everything is back in order and she starts panic laughing.. 'whats funny?' look behind you she says.. heres my bag, exactly where my head had been on the bed.. there is absolutely no way it was there before.. i wouldve felt it, we flipped the fuckiong mattress looking for it.. IT WAS NOT THERE 9 years later I still cannot figure out what happened, Tanya swears up and down she had nothing to do with it.. is there an inter dimensional rucksack portal in my mothers upstairs bedroom or was a ghost being a dick? we'll never know. but it was fucking annoying.

that does not surprise me at all to be honest, as I say the gig we did at Underdog was a joke.. they neglected to tell us there was no backline as the stuff they 'borrowed' from downstairs had been collected by Gav a week prior to the show and they never thought to get replacements sorted.the sound (much like the beer) was fucking atrocious and They also had double booked us at each end of the show so as we were loading in and trying to find some short notice cabinets a bunch of suits from some office firm was pricking around finishing up their meeting, then the manager cut Headless Kross' set in half cos he needed to boot everyone out so the fucking Hippy fest thing they had coming in could set up. Fuck that place

I heard the other day that they're a throwing a buttload of money at the Underdog bar to turn it into 'THE Premiere music venue' in aberdeen I hate everything about brewdog, and the one gig we played in Underdog last year was fucking terrible BUT if they do this right it could be pretty damn good for the city

yass! ghost stories are awesome. I seen one as a kid, i was riding my bike in the playpark next to the old Westhill Schoolhouse, looked up and seen a massive black shadow in the window, looked again and it was Outside the fuckin window, then i shit myself so much that i crashed my bike into a climbing frame, got up and legged it home scared and bleeding haha also, Did a Ouija Board at a house party once, we asked if 'the spirit' meant harm to anyone and the oracle spelled out GAV, the next day my pal GAv snapped him arm and had to have a massive operation to fix it.. It could definitely be a coincidence cos skateboarding while still bucky fucked is never a good idea haha

'pro life' pricks protesting at the Maternity hospital.. get tae fuck! shame their mothers never aborted them

oh man! that mullet

Jesus wept! ive seen that name around on fb and that but had never heard them.. that is infinitely worse than i imagined it would be.

was there a worst band?

whats changed since last time? you keeping your vote the same or switching sides? this shall be interesting

these crazy vegans having sex in public

well, that was quite a read.. thank you all for helping kill my wednesday morning work boredom

What, no Karloff?