Gooch_Taylor

Next Friday - new flat!

Oh, you have seen her then? Seriously... not even for a whole truckload of Scooby Snacks

HAHAHA! Love the bitching, not the hygiene. They still there then?

I've seen her... the guys ain't getting anything near lucky... they're probably virginal twats who'll screw anything if they are

There's nothing you can do about it for now, so just try to calm down, get some sleep and complain about her and the ineffective wardens tomorrow. Have the guys left yet?

Doghouse - Bunch of guys go on a lads weekend to a little village where the women have all gone a bit Evil Dead. Not great, but some quite funny bits and cast headed up by Steven Graham (who is awesome in everything he's in) and Danny Dyer. Very blokey. 6/10

Deport the bitch! Seriously tho, try to get to sleep soon - I'm only up now cause I don't start work til two and plan on a lie in. You've revision to do.

Yeah... but Gene Hunt - despite Keeley Hawes being both irritating and fuckable, making Ashes to Ashes poor compared with Life On Mars - is the ultimate TV cop. Even if only for his one liners and absolute bastardry

I reckon Jenna Jameson's a poor pick. She's given up porn work (in front of the camera), gotten married or engaged (whatever) to Tito Ortiz and had twin boys... unless Tito snaps and beats her to death... and he was already arrested last month for domestic violence... but she took him back... DAMN - could be on to something there

Waiting for the most opportune moment and attention to detail... nice

Preferred the Hulk ride and the 3D Terminator thing (not really a ride, I know). I was actually on Spiderman on 10th September 2001, went on it again four days later and they'd cut out about two mins of it due to it having Spidey saving you after falling off one of the twin towers. No idea if they ever put in something else to make it longer again

Used to have that. Good game, but no replay value. Hopefully they've done what they've claimed and made a much bigger game, with online modes and side missions to keep you interested. Me, I'm waiting til next week for UFC: Undisputed 2010

The Caviar Of Wormfood Ringo Starr Queen Elizabeth II Paul O'Grady Kim Jong Il Lindsay Lohan Mike Tyson Bill Oddie Dennis Hopper Micheal Keaton Amy Winehouse Jack Tweed Jack Nicholson Sir David Jason Sir Sean Connery Jackie Stallone Johnny Vegas Morgan Freeman Kerry Catona Britney Spears David Schwimmer I'm Having Paul O'Grady as my joker

I would define anyone who embodies and perpetuates the stereotype that all travellers are dirty, thieving bastards as a gypo. I had a majorly fucking painful throat infection at the start of the year - doc told me to get some dispersible aspirin (the stuff you dissolve in water) and gargle with it for a while before swallowing it. Worked brilliantly for me. Seriously - it's a great idea. A mate of mine got an apology letter back from Haribo along with a shitload of free sweets after he wrote a letter in purple crayon while baked out his tree, complaining about how the conjoined bears had offended him... BEST. VICTORY. EVER.

I'd get several VERY hard punches to the cock for that one! Take it she wasn't too happy... Still hoping I get the chance to grate some Irn Bru fudge over a pizza somebody's got in the oven and wait to see their reaction. It looks like a block of cheese anyway, so it MIGHT not get noticed. Bit of a waste of tasty fudge tho.

RDJ was on Jonathon Ross the other week saying he's back over here in a couple months to film Sherlock 2, so guessing it'll be out some time next year. Kind of gutting, cause I was hoping Guy Ritchie would take the time to do the promised sequel to Rock'n'Rolla - love that film.

Gypos - sorry if any read this, but the bulk offend me deeply. Cleaned place up, doors closed, just have to get changed then I can leave work. Went to do so and find some manky cunt has prised open the automatic doors, gone through to the changing room, had a shower and left a soapy puddle in the showers we'd just cleaned ten mins before. He was still in a cubicle getting dressed, so told the manager, who came back through saying "he looks a hardy bastard... didn't say anything". Went through, shouted at mink, told him he'd trespassed and committed theft by using the facilities without paying. He was small, ugly and had coated 3/4 of his jaw line in savlon - which he'd kindly wiped the excess of on the ledge by the mirror - and started saying nobody had been at reception. OF COURSE NOT, WE CLOSED TO THE PUBLIC AT FOUR! (this was after half five) Told him to fuck off and he left giving us dirty looks. Went back through and realised he'd emptied the contents of his obviously sizeable pockets onto the cubicle floor and half the changing room STANK of his BO. Happens once every few weeks, we get minks coming in to use the showers, doing their best not to pay, and minking the place up. CUNTS!

Best thing about that film was putting on the different language subtitles and discovering how to say "fucking stoners" in Portugese

Surprised she didn't correct you on that... She prefers being referred to as a cunt or a bitch to bint.

Moody neighbours? Try living bang smack between a sports centre with a large park and floodlit astroturf, a primary school and TWO abattoirs. Noise and a lovely smell in the summer.

LOVE that film. That quote was actually improvised by the actor, basing it on his neighbour who tormented him as a child. Same guy plays T Bird in The Crow, which is another lifelong favourite of mine. Speaking of lifelong favourites, started watching Willow again last night.

Sweet. Cheers for that. I'm gonna sit in the new flat with boxes of stuff around me, eating my Friday chipper come the 28th.

I pseudo-religiously have a chipper every Friday night. Where's good around the Garthdee end of Holburn? Moving there soon and a mate recommended Hass.

Saw The Wanderers years ago after a mate made me watch it. Prefer The Warriors, which was done the same time.

Meh - I don't speak to him anymore. Haven't done for a long time. Last time there was any real communication between us, he tried to fight me and he ended up unconscious due to my long legs and penchant (my new favourite word) for triangle chokes. BJJ!