Gus Chamber

2. The smelly, hairy student sat near me

This is my current pet hate, people who stink of BO. I fucking hate them, there really is no excuse for reeking like a cheese factory in a heatwave. Deodorant and shower gel won't exactly break the bank so, for fuck's sake, get fucking washed.

The upside of this is the perverse joy I get out of telling someone that they fucking stink. Seriously, if someone's got bad BO I don't want them anywhere near me and I won't be shy to tell them either.

Have a wash, you minging cunts.

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The only people hung up on social class nowadays are those who consider themselves 'lower class', and have a massive chip on their shoulder about it.

Fucking do something about it rather than moaning to me that I've 'had it easy' because I had my own bedroom at my Ma's house when I was growing up.

Discuss. 8-)

Uh-oh, middle-class guilt.

Unholy Grave/Aberrant split 7".

Netjajev SS - "Straight Outta Uranus" 2x11" lathe.

Unholy Grave/Catheter split 7".

I don't have a problem with gay people.

Asians...mmm, not so sure.

You been on the wine early today?

Very similar to the artwork on the early Meat Shits and Psycho ep's. Which is, of course, no bad thing. Therefore,

Imagine playing Raith in the play-offs. Shudder.

I have, several more times than is healthy.

Ach well, see you at Hampden.

Fucking shite.

St Johnstone will be back in the SPL next season.

And we'll be in Division Fucking Two the way we're going...

I hate uni...

Well, I hate essays at uni fuck off whats the point

I believe it's to complete your degree.

Every time i see ross he

Stop. It's not a he.

Tool are indeed mind-blowingly awesome, but are often overlooked by snobby people who think they're a glorified nu-metal band. Few things could be further from the truth.

Either that or some people don't like them. Unthinkable as it may seem, some people don't like them. I'm one of them. You best give the band Americunt a miss...

Delicate heads today...

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"All Punks Spending Drunk Night All Drunks Making Punk Noise" 7" comp.

The best ep you'll never own.

That thing deserves all the abuse it gets...

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good heavy metal.

Er, this is nearly done. I think.

Once we track down the "bone-us" footage...

Should indeed be a cracker, there hasn't been a decent gig in aaaaages.

The cherry beer is coming on draught soon, just taking (much) longer than anticipated. Will only be available in 1/2 pints due to it's potency.

Absolutely seismic

Currently can't get enough of the cherry beer when I pop in on Friday for the post-work warmdown, even though it only takes 2 or 3 to get me a bit boozy!

Seconded.

I think he remembers where Hampden is. After all, it's only a year since he was there last....

Cheers for the reminder.

Airdrie (United, sorry) 1-1 Dunfermline

Twice in a week we nick a point at the death. This is a nightmare league, we could still either be promoted or relegated, it's tighter than a fish's arse and I mean watertight. Still, 4th Hampden* semi in 5 years coming up soon, and it's against Them...

* For Tango's benefit, Hampden is in Glasgow.

I've got Northsound 2 on the work radio, it's surprisingly tolerable (for now).

What a difference a few weeks makes.

DOOOOR!

It's not remotely sexual or anything

Truer words were never spoken.

Oh, Scotland are playing tonight, aren't they?

Oh, are we? Whoopty-fucking-ping.

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Yes it is!

Take her and all her friends lol

Uh-oh...

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