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really sorry if you like the food in there!

but i`m trying very hard to think of somewhere that serves worse food than there?

get a decent pint though!

You been in recently? Been there a couple of times for scoff this year and it was pretty good fare...

Died on mothers day.

I'm not so sure she did. It wouldn't surprise me in the least if she carked it on Friday or Saturday but it was kept hush-hush so the gutter press could have their mawkish, over-sentimental headlines for the coming weeks/months/decades.

Either way, out. And no loss, quite honestly.

this is going to be amazing. i take its another BYOB deal?

Hope so, chimp. Booze is being taken regardless...

On a more general note, I hate when people talk about 'their' team be it ManUtd/Chelsea/Liverpool/whoever when they were born and raised in Aberdeen/Edinburgh/Glasgow/wherever and have no links to that club whatsoever other than them being a good team.Support a local team.Without coming over too SNP, I think Scottish football, regardless of its quality, is more relevant to Scottish people than the efforts of a team hundreds of miles away in a city you've been to twice. The same applies to the zillions are arseholes who 'support' the Old Firm when they were born and raised hundreds of miles away. Achhh.

Amen to this. I've met one Man U fan in my entire life who had a legitimate right to support that team given that he had strong family connections in Manchester. Still, he should have picked City...

Being Scottish, the only football that concerns me is Scottish football. End of story. I refuse to talk about football with some Premiership/La Liga/whatever-fawning, glory-hunting No-Right on principle. "Your" team be fucked.

Yas, a mighty 4-1 win against Clyde. We could and should have scored a lot more, too.

All we need is to miraculously stop being unbelievably awful at home and rack up a few wins. Who knows, in this mental league we might still have a half-chance at promotion.

This, except for the promotion hopes...

Food in the Howff is awesome! Massive portions for very reasonable prices

Again, seconded. They also do half portions for half the price of the main dish.

I personally have fucking loads.

Likewise, had 7 years of the place.

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If you smoked grass, you probably wouldn't batter as many women.

Be careful what you say about promoting the use of illegal drugs.

Somebody might get offended, and we couldn't have that...

At least you still have the option to pee indoors. Seriously tho, wise up. Wah wah wah, they're all smoking in the pub! Make them go outside! Wah wah wah now i have to walk past them for 3 seconds on the way in! Imagine how us smokers feel having to look at you smug cunts inside nice and warm while we freeze our balls off outside.

My pet hate? Anal anti-smokers. They're my fucking lungs and i'll do what i like with then.

Correct. They'll always find something to piss and moan about when it comes to smoking.

Aye just realised that I meant to say Robert Gordons.

There are lots more stories from there that you don't hear about in the news...

Never a truer word spoken...

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How can you hate stoners?

Quite easily.

Stoners

That's as far as you need to go.

I think that was kingofdeon's point. Our team, given their reputations and wage packets, should by all rights be able to beat Dunfermline. Problem is they're a shower of overpaid fannies with no bottle about them, who were outplayed and outworked by a Dunfermline side who thoroughly deserved to beat us.

Enjoy it.

Thanks, that's very well put and I am enjoying it! League form might be shocking, but these trips to Hampden are happening far more than I've any right to expect.

I'll even spare you the smilie...

Nothing makes me more miserable inside than fancy dress. I've got to attend a friend's birthday next weekend with a fancy dress theme. I won't dress up, and will consequently end up getting told I'm boring and no fun by girls dressed like sluts with angel wings for justification and that I should lighten up by guys wearing Spiderman costumes. They won't be saying I'm no fun when I get obliterated and batter them all.

The simpler solution is to not go, and clearly state your reasons for not going.

If I had the misfortune to have a friend who insisted on having a fancy dress party I'd strongly consider ending the friendship. There's 6 billion people in the world, should be easy enough to replace them.

who makes all the money at this one?

The first 200 quid is accounted for...

We should beat Dunfermilne every day of the week - they were not a good team - QOS last year wernt a bad team. The Pars are shite....

Full of Rejects...Scott Thompson? 3 fucking 7

This is the type of sheep-bleating I hate...

Maybe you think you should cuff the DA every day of the week.

You failed.

Twice.

So if we're shite, fuck knows what that makes your mob.

Shite's going to Hampden, you're not.

So, Aberdeen got beat then?

Yes.

Yes, they did.

Yes.

oh dear aberdeen somewhat humbled this evening by dunfermline!

Best post ever.

I forgot :

BBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

Christ, that sets it up nicely! The prospect of No Hampden For Tango and then knocking Them out in the semi's?

:up::up:

Part 1 accomplished, GIRFUY you fat orange bastard!

Hampden here I come, I'll send you's a postcard...

:up::up:

Thankyou recession

Thank them from me, mortgage down by another fiver per month.

Guys, not only is this the football thread but it's also in the "Sports" forum which I'm sure everyone agrees is something Wrestling doesn't come under. Easy mistake, I know.I don't think there's a "Repressed Homosexuals in Tights" section just yet for your discussion.

Uh-oh, a terminal case of digressionphobia. Clench and unclench the sphincter repeatedly until you loosen up...

People who "celebrate" St. Patrick's Day when they're not Irish.

A bunch of them mobbed the moorings. All green shirts and the same WACKY leprachaun hat.

God knows where they come up with these OUTLANDISH ideas of fun.

I hope they were thrown out and barred, along with the twats who dress up as pirates.

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Headache 8" flexi.

The Middle Rocker - "Crazy Hear" 8" flexi.