Gus Chamber

He can take his tanning bed and fuck off back to Dunfermline in Division 1.

Keep him, we wouldn't have the bastard back on principle...

Flux of Pink Indians/Epileptics - "Fits and Starts" CD.

Rudimentary Peni - "EP's of RP" CD.

Rudimentary Peni - "Death Church" CD.

The System - "...Is Still Murder" CD.

Zounds - "The Curse Of Zounds + Singles" CD.

Tomorrow. Going to be reet fucking good.

Running order plz...

Lodged a formal complaint with the agency I was employed by but thus far, I've had no response. I don't think anything will happen but I've made the situation clear to them, etc.

Not to piss on the fairy cakes, but it's doubtful anything will. Agency workers tend to get a shitty deal, but I'd pursue a constructive dismissal case on principle, if only to annoy the cunt.

bit last mnute, but Portals?

Pretty sure that's only do-able for midweek gigs.

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so yeah, this is dead in the water now unless anyone wants to stick bands on in a flat somewhere.

This could be a job for Bonner...

Flux of Pink Indians - "Not So Brave" CD.

Dave, want to put a couple of the bands on at toms?, bit crap with magpyes not having a date anymore

This is probably the best hope of salvaging something from the wreckage...

right, so, for anyone who was planning on checking this gig out - it's been cancelled.

i got a phone call from cellar 35 about half an hour ago simply saying 'aye, eh, dave cannae be bothered with the start time and eh lots of complaints about previous gigs and heavy metal music so eh it's off'

what a heap of shite. leaving many disappointed bands and other folk. all i can do i apologise on behalf of cellar 35 for their ineptitude and general terrible attitude. sorry everyone!

Dear all at Cellar 35,

You are a bunch of snivelling little shitcunts and you must die. You can go fuck yourselves.

I noticed today that they had changed to white atire,harder to spot.

Duly noted, time to start carrying some spray paint...

I was near the walkway and when James came off-stage he ran along then fell face first. It took him about 15 seconds to get to his feet.

Ric Flair.

Beats a 9-5 desk job any time.

Its says a lot about your thinking, if you see paedo's everywhere !

Comes with the job...

whats paedophilic about it?

Just re-read it, gah!

Alright, under-age sex then...

the jokes dont particularly bother me to be honest ive made and heard worse in my time, i just dont see the need for a thread thats sole purpose now is to castrate a person who has died, it doesnt look good for the site and its all gone a bit too far now.

Frosty said there was discussion still to be had on this topic but there has been nothing but shit jokes and pictures taking the piss, just seems in very bad taste to me, but meh i dont moderate so i guess i shouldnt really care.

Fair points and all that, but they kinda ring hollow with that joke in your signature. Not that fear of offending anyone has ever stopped me saying anything (!) but the moral stance doesn't really cut it alongside a paedo joke.

Just pointing it out..

Abigail/Syphilitic Vaginas split LP.

Posters like this are fucking rubbish.

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The league is what is important not two diddy cups that mean very little now anyway.

If the Cup meant bugger all then there wouldn't be all this hoo-ha about giving Tango the dunt.

Looking forward to this... yumyumy.

2 gigs in a week for you, busy times.

Always liked Jewell. A good, honest professional who tells it like it is and has a decent track record with clubs stuck in the shit. Not the best manager in the world but if we're gonna punt JFK then he's probably about the best we're going to be able to attract.

I'd take him in a flash, especially if we go down.

And he's a dead ringer for Maxi.

What more could you ask for?

the seating is a bit awkward as your always within earshot of anyone else which makes it hard for telling racist jokes and such.

This bit's brilliant.

Don't be starting that. We'll have that old hag woman telling us she'll get the police.

Shit, thanks for reminding me. I forgot that's what punk is all about...

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could someone please just shoot Rob-86 in the face?

Fixed it for you.

A certain ICT fan on here played the Jeff Stelling drinking game yesterday, ouch!

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Anyone heard from Shower since he started playing?

Not so much , as out...

Well done to DAFC and best of luck in the next round. Easy for you guys to slag us and our expectations but would you be happy if Stranraer had knocked you out of a QF? (for the smart arses Stranraer are as many places below DAFC as DAFC are below Aberdeen at the time of writing)

I'd accept it with a damn sight more good grace than some of you lot are doing, that's for sure. We were knocked outta the Cup by Airdrie (United, sorry) a few seasons back when we were in the top flight and they were in the Firstie. Disappointing, sure, but shit happens. Didn't lose any sleep over it.

The "Fat Cuprinol-coated Cunt" (outstanding description!) is copping a quite amazing amount of flak over it, not that I'll shed any tears for him! I remember the Sheep getting knocked about by Stenhousemuir in about 1996, was it? I don't remember Aitken (?) getting half as much stick for that and it seems some Sheep have disliked Tango from day one and he'll never be accepted. Again, no tears...

Anyway, look on the bright side, you can concentrate on the league.