Gus Chamber

Or...

Just bain the lounge deary. Fit wid ye like..? Wi hae Camomile, green or herbal.

Don't try to match me for gags...

Not

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Not football related but gaffe related, there's a funny video of Booker-T being interviewed in WCW and yelling 'Hulk Hogan, i'm coming to get you nigga!' then being visibly distraught at accidentally saying that word on live tv. His mate actually comforts him while the interviewer is still talking to the camera.

You think that's bad, look for the Shockmaster's WCW debut...

Mine is also similar... except I just got made full time and on a permanant contract. Quite amusing that I had to have an interview for a post in my team, but it had to be advertised as it wasn't an internal post. But yeah, that's my 'ace-ic' feeling and I think it'll last for a while!

Me also, must be something in the air. Haven't snagged a permanent contract, it's just being done on a month-to-month basis so I have my contracted hours and put Friday's hours as overtime. When it gets to April we'll see what the new financial year brings so just a couple more weeks to make myself indispensable...

Extreme

So what actually happened to this? We won our heat in November and then never heard anything more about it.

I think it's a case of "you entered a BOTB contest and got royally rogered".

Not

Our new song shall be recorded next month entitled "Labour MP's should stop violence against women, not inoccent bands who write songs about violence towards women"

Kinda what I have in mind for the upcoming CD, I'll be doing alternative titles for uptight local politicians. Example:

Title - Where's my fucking tea?

Alternatinve title - You take it easy my little poppet, I'll cook the tea today.

A good stint in the army would sort these zany youngsters.

Perhaps a tad excessive.

A punch in the face would be more than justified, mind...

Vigil held as Goody 'clings' to life | Metro.co.uk

Jesus wept.

I really fear for my young son, what chance does he have, growing up in a country full of complete morons?

Now I was no fan of Diana, not by a long shot, but comparing her to JADE? Fuck me.

The only explanation I can offer is that this is the first time somebody's death has been played out in the media in intricate detail and people are displaying some sort of morbid fascination, similar to people turning up to watch hangings or whatever in days gone by.

It's recreational grief, simple as that. All this bollocks started when Lady Die er, died.

Doubt they really give a shit about Jade, but they feel they have to be seen to be giving a shit about her. Possibly trying to get their own 15 minutes of fame out of it, the stupid star-fucked shitcunts.

Grr! To cheer myself up I'll post this:

What's the difference between the IRA and Jade Goody?

The IRA has sympathisers...

Pearl Jam - "Glorified G" off Versus.

The lyric - "Glorified version of a pellet gun"

What I thought it was - "Glorified version of a pelican"

Metallica - "One"

The lyric - "Darkness imprisoning me"

What I first thought it was - "Doctors keep visiting me"

Metallica - "Creeping Death"

The lyric - "Die by my hand"

What NotBald first thought it was - "Dye, dye my hair"

He would, wouldn't he?

Omega Tribe - "No Love Lost" LP.

I fucking wish I could fucking tell it like it fucking is on internet fucking forums and fucking not give a fucking fuck what like you punx. Cunt is another naughty word I'd like to be brave enough to type. Sadly the spirit of punk isn't in me.

I'll tell you what, Jakey, you run along, develop some argumentative skills that extend beyond "you don't know what you're talking about because I have chest hair" and "", grow up and stop taking juvenile "take THAT society!!!" glee in writing songs about hitting women, and then you can come back and call me names. You punx are all so frightfully rude.

""

He's a sprightly wee kid, this one.

Haha, you all took my post seriously!? See?

By the way your all faggots now

And you are a piss-poor wind-up merchant.

Let me know when you're on your way round, I'll put the kettle on...

170 I see.

I have bestowed greatness upon you by nudging your rep points over 500...

If someone insulted me or others to the point where it had gone too far then there are always ways to find out where people live.

The internet is unfortunately taken SERIOUSLY. It's getting to the point where you can't even do something on Facebook anymore before it stirs shit up.

For fuck's sake! If you get so bent out of shape by throwaway comments on the internet then you seriously need to acquire a life. Are you saying you'd go so far as to track somebody down for a face-to-face confrontation over it? Jesus, switch the monitor off and put the kettle on...

Obviously, the internet is taken seriously. Well, by yourself anyway, and to be honest that's your problem. As a general rule of thumb, I try not to say anything I wouldn't say to someone's face but by all means feel free to mention it in person if it's so important to you.

Can't promise I'd keep a straight face, though.

Got a free ticket for the Dons game today... hoping to see plenty of players getting booked/sent off/injured, as we have both teams in a few weeks.

I share your hope, we're at the Sheepdip on Wednesday.

Keep me posted plz!

Were checking out lots of places as we have to be out on the 8th of May.

One last piss-up before you go, the state demands it.

This should settle it once and for all if the smell really does come from Grampian Country Chickens...

We're on last, so it'll be that " Shite! .. Ah've work the morn" kinda time Ah would imagine.

Not in my case, I have a rare Monday off. Which has told me the requisite information.

So...

Welcome back.

Cheers, chimp. Fairly racking up these points...

I know, I didn't say it was the second example by HIM, just that it was the second time it had happened in a week. I've been on this site and it's predecessor since about 2002, never seen it before.

Not only that, but I've just had it repeated to me via PM, while reminding me "what happened to Kai"

Ah right, gotcha now. What is it with these so-called "punks" threatening to go bleating to the police? Must be the ageing process...

Either way, not

You sir, are a clown of the highest order. More worrying than your bullshit about Shane MacGowan however is your thinly veiled threat of police action over comments on this site (the second example of this on this site in a week after the first in the Wifebeater thread?).

Spot on in the sense that he's an incurable numpty, but it wasn't him who threw a pissy on the WB thread. It was Millie at her uptight best.

When a bunch of girls get together for drinks and spend the whole night going "Oh aren't men rubbish, men they're all the same, if you want something done right never ask a man to do it, blah blah blah blah." It's so fucking tedious. You got your equal rights, now shut the fuck up before we take them back.

Mildly annoying, yes. But there's a reason for them being so anti-male.

Nobody wants to fuck them as they're embittered bisons.

Not

Apparently there's a farm shop somewhere near Peterculter that sells fresh produce and eggs and stuff. Might have to try and find that.

That's probably Newton Dee you're thinking of. There's the Easter Anguston Farm as well, part of VSA.

... there's naebody orders me tae run!!

There was a stock-take at the Anarchy Shop. They were out of order.

Seriously, what time are TE on? Not interested in anything else on the bill.

Hey, I didn't think the shite I was spouting mattered either but you all proved me wrong! The fact that you're getting your knickers in a twist enough to bother responding en masse to my posts tells me that what I say matters. A lot. Result!

Nobody's getting their knickers in a twist Sweedy Pah, it's merely curiosity as to why a 42-year old resorts to personal swipes when called on the utter mince she's spouting.

Don't mistake it for people attaching any importance to what you say. You're a spent force.

So, you don't want a bum then?

"My arse is virgin and pure and that's the way it will fucking die"

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Hooringly expensive, but once you've tasted the food on offer you wouldn't insult your palate with anything less. The catalogues are pure porno...