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done for you. x

Pet hate - things that go wrong, after fixing something similar. Example? Sewing up a hole in my work jeans for a new one to form and be MASSIVE. Bastard.

The Daily Star is bad for that. they'll have a massive 20p sign. Then on top it will say "save". and more likely or not underneath there will be a "off tomorrow's daily express". I'd be like "30p" "It's 20!" "No, 30, look." By the way, it's only 10p. Put the paper back then if you don't want to spend an extra 10p. Thank fuck I don't work in shops anymore. I hated everyone. save 20P off tomorrow's daily express

Cavern Records?

I used to get this sorta of shit all the time at my old work. Someone once went "What!? Well I don't have that much on me." As if I was going to give her free stuff 'cause she was too skint. Fuck off. Get a better paying job or shop somewhere cheaper. Oh, you came in here because you forgot to buy from asda or it's easier? Stop moaning then. You're fault you have to pay more. Not mine.

GF read the book and from what I've heard it's a little different. The book is heavy on the pedophile side. According to my sister this film isn't. Still have to watch it, then read the book, then watch the American one.

I think some of his movies were pretty decent. But like most directors that end up with somewhat of a cult following, his ego gets just that little bit too big. Never saw Cop Out, thought it looked sorta pish. Enjoyed Dogma, clerks, and Zack & Miri though.

Ha. I remember during an Enter Shikari interview she was such a fuckin' turd burglar. Bold is the talentless vacuous bint. "Sounds like Mike Skinner" "Yeah it is. We got him in. Just for that song....." "REALLY?" "Eh, no. Ha." then there was.. "That guy, is he your manager? Looks like he could be someone's dad! haha i'm so great LOL" "Yeah.. He's the singer's dad actually." "Oh.."

Gigs and nights out in Glasgow ruined by the fact every time I farted I thought I was going to shit. Finding out clubs in Glasgow are closer to the hotel then we thought, my gf could've went without me!

They're always on deal too. I normally like to get a egg&bacon, chicken&bacon, cheese&onion and a chicken&stuffing. Best thing to put in sandwiches in a long time.

I like that too. But seems a little weak after trying all the others. Obviously one for people who don't like too much change. Not that that kind of people is you John.

Ace-ic - after having cheese and ham sandwiches for a fortnight i have chicken and bacon today. Soo fine. And minimal effort as it was from a ASDA filler pack.

This. And also if I ask if there's anything quick to make that I can eat. I get a "I don't know".. How can you not know? You did the fucking shopping? There's no use me spending 5 minutes of eating time looking through cupboards if you can just tell me my options. I pay board money. So stuff involving parents and households really gets on my tits.

That's the best joke you'll hear for the next 12 seconds guaranteed!

I love zeitgeist. I didn't like it at first because I wasn't feeling too well and was bloated, and it felt like a heavy drink. But I bought a couple of bottles and tried it again and it's one of my favourite beers. I need to get Alice Porter. And the new hardcore een. If there's any left by Thursday.

Makes me want to and not want to watch it even more at the same time.

Now that he's spilled his soup I think the dog's on the BBQ for pulling that little stunt. You better look at the gif on the page before this for this to make the slightest bit of sense...

With the rain recently, you could say the skies were turning... Gray! You can keep that one son!

Anyone ever read that other one by Bryan Lee O'Malley? Worth buying or does it not compare to Scott Pilgrim?

Anyone in particular there?

I love it when chicks pull out the sexist card when they're wrong. I said chicks on purpose 'cause it's 'sexist', but to be fair, you both have breasts, legs and eggs that should be in my mouth.

She looks like she could be hotter, but gave up trying. Her face is too big.

Honestly? She needs to be taken outside and shot in the street.

Yeah I noticed it being mobbed at Christmas but there were some strange quiet parts too. I normally walked in then out again. to come in later and get served straight away. He was maybe in when I came in the second time.

I need to pick a few up when I get paid. I want to get Superman Red Son. Commie Superman? Hell yeah! haha.