DJ Jo-D

ask them if they sell Herion?

ha ha my pal told this guy (who happened to be thinning on top) that she''d cut his hair (on a bender I may add) and how she used to work in a salon (she neglected to tell him she swept floors) and he ended up with a monk cut ...snip snip snip! so funny he was mortified when he saw it oh how we laughed!! moral of the story....don't let someone cut your hair at a party!

beating your wife...you're not doing it right ha ha

I got vouchers for there, oriental palace and...soemwhere I can't recall and it was superb...the finest beef stew I have tasted....plate well cleaned! It's the bees knees and great deal too! I really like the lunch menu, the rare beef stack is very good. I did have a horrible tummy after eating a tuna steak there tho, came almost completely rare...and I thought, hmmm sushi so ate what I could and regretted the rest of the day

I think I have mentioned this before it's so not needed...it's rude and disgusting! Really gets me riled! This week for me it's getting blank spots when you have had a fair swalley! ahhhh cringe!

oooooh yes!!!!!

yeah have that on ye olde video!! Class Sounds like my kinda movie! ha ha I watched quite a few on Sunday, I'll make it short : War Inc - Weird n whacky comedy with John & Joan Cusack almost comic stylee - nae bad, nad shit thumbs middle Gran Torino - wasn't what I imagined, good touching movie that I bubbled to at the end thumbs up Instanitarium - bit of a B movie with Jesse Metcalf and Peter Stormare (Prison break) - quite funny and ridiculous bloody zombie style murders - only watch it you can handle funny, silliness thumbs middle (to down) Bruno - funny and disturbing - not as bad as I thought it would be, insult wise thumbs up Ace Ventura 2 - I've seen it so many times and really makes me laugh every time thumbs up

Draw the other one in like Joey from friends hee hee or get a fake one.....sorry I have no idea what you look like but 1 fake eyebrow cracks me up! We did that to someone once, gave him a full facial of make-up and an eyebrow of immac...he washed his face to remove the make up and his eyebrow fell off....cruel but we were young

Yip they never ask for it either I had a 9.99 pizza last week (offer finished sunday tho) was decent I had to pay for the extra chorizo topping tho! (americano - extra jalepenos & chorizo is a winner!)

I used to collect my gig tickets when I was 18....found them all and then wished I had continued to collect Good shout I have an album which is been referred to as the Holy Grail due to the photo's of friends and good times which conjures up happy memories

It surely did, now have been advised not to eat there, won't be going back...in fact thats twice been told that recently..once while looking the menu outside, by a smoker who had obviously just had food

thanks to my mum...no idea where she got it, but yeah boggles the mind a little!

I was thinking that too from the adverts...is there nae a tankgirl too?

current work Pretty amzaing

I don't know whats sadder, him slashing his wrists or him applying to go in - these people must be seriously disturbed to put themselves through that

awww your not a bad bastard really!

Had a girlie night in with pizza wine and I love you man film about a guy (Mike from Friends) who is away to get married but has no mates (spent all his time with girlfriends), so goes on a quest to get some friends of his own. Usual type of predictable chick flick, but really quite funny. Enjoyed it - thumbs up!

I've had these dreams before where you have to evacuate my flat....and the only thing I worry about is my cat But as for possesion would be my flat, within my flat would be my vinyl & CD turntables and mixer oh and my gridle pan ha ha

I've encountered this a couple of times with my pals.. While visiting my friend in Barcelona..late at night I heard someone banging on the flat door saying OLA, OLA....I was waiting for someone spanish that lived there to open it (staying in a shared flat) went on so much I had to open the door to find my pal standign crossed legged very confused bursting for a pee....we had left her sleeping on the sofa...she woke up on her neighbour downstairs doorstep Only a few weeks ago in the afternoon, my pal slept walked and curled up in my garden weatring a T-shirt, pants and tights. She thought we had told her we were all going outside and just up and went...leaving the back door on the latch so would have been locked out too

Ouch I can empathise with you there, got skeeter syndrome in Barcelona and was sore walking the bites were so inflamed Got 2 bottles of skin so soft for Mojacar

McDonalds accepts them aparently!

or text back when you need an answer i.e. organising something or trying too!

saved by the bell ....ha ha My friends dad looks like Harold and my other friends dad looks exactly like a white Uncle Phil from Fresh prince ha ha

Watched Y Tu Mama Tambien last night, what a raunchy, sad yet funny, bizarre film - Altho only 3 years prior to Motorcycle diaries, Gael Garcia Barnal looks well young....it's mean to be the two youngster on a road trip with an older woman....funny to think Ana Lpez Mercado 3 years younger than Gael ...he is now my desktop on my pc

Me n Jules are there!! See if we can persaude some others