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Newcastle beat that horrible, nasty anti-football team Wigan 1-0, Owen scored again. Solano's gone though I'm absolutely GUTTED.

I reckon Nirvana are well over-rated, because I don't like them. Piece of piss .

Baroness - "Red Album" Ditto, free patch from Play.com too, yaldy! Can't fucking wait.

Listened to the Newcastle/Barnsley game last night instead of the Celtic game. Owen scored an absolute trickler, and Cacapa seems like an absolute beast.

Acrimony.

Alan Shearer is a massive prick; if I wasn't a Newcastle fan, I would hate the bastard. Phenomenal striker in his prime though, and the fact that he turned down Man United twice to stick with a bunch of mid-tablers is ace .

Fair enough, it's just the way he conducted himself on the pitch that pisses me off (not just basing it on two incidents; he did similar stuff near enough every week). Maybe I'm just bitter about him brutalising one of my boyhood heroes or something... And yes, Shearer was a complete tosser too

That's a real shame, he was a canny player too. QPR striker Ray Jones died in a car crash over the weekend too.

With all due respect mate, are you having a laugh? Definitely a very, very good finisher but he's got to be one of the biggest cunts in the league. Always willing to stick an elbow in someone's face if you could get away with it, and he was quite good at diving too. This and a horrible clothesline on Aaron Hughes that nearly took his head off inspired my hatred of this horrible little shit from a young age. Gets on my tits everyone sees him as the model professional too, grrr... Rant over!

Oh, almost forgot... best thing to happen today has got to be Ole Gunnar Solskjaer retiring hate the little prick.

Been looking to get a couple of BK's to replace the mingin' stock pickups in my Ibanez SZ720, but I've nae got a clue which ones to get. The tone I'm aiming for is something similar to Kirk Windstein/Pepper Keenan in Down (bass-a-licious) but I play a lot of classic and southern rock too, so a bit of versatility wouldn't go a miss. Any suggestions? I've been eyeing up the Warpig.

Scott Dobie!?! Jimmy must be high... seriously, replacing the best finisher at the club with a striker who has scored a whopping 3 goals in 40 appearances for Forest, just why!?!

A bit of Sleep, surely?

PM's dude.

Sounds like a typical Mackem to me. Seriously, along with Spurs fans ("Berbatov is twice as good as Beardsley and Shearer were in their prime," actual quote) they've got to be the most deluded bunch of knee-jerkers around.

Check yer PMs...

Is anyone else more than a little bit worried about Brewster's imminent departure? He seems to be the only player at the club with a functioning brain at the moment... here's hoping Jimmy doesn't decide that Derek Young is an adequate replacement .

I've been out of the loop for a while and looking to get back into the swing of things. Looking for some like-minded individuals (drummer, bass player, vocalist and another guitarist) to make a noise with. I'm willing to throw some other influences (sludge, doom, some good old fashioned rock & roll) into the mix as well, just as long as the riffs are fat and the grooves are monstrous . Influences include: Kyuss (obviously), Orange Goblin, Witchcraft, Down, Eyehategod, Crowbar, Corrosion of Conformity, Fu Manchu, Electric Wizard, Candlemass, Goatsnake, Mastodon, The Atomic Bitchwax, Trouble, Black Sabbath, Alabama Thunderpussy, etc... Anyone interested, gimme a hollar...

Fucking ace. Have you heard "I Scream"? Sounds badass. Cover reminds me of the last COC album for some reason, would be ace if it was just a white/cream "III" on a black background I reckon. New High on Fire and Iced Earth albums in September too, yaldy!

"Use Once and Destroy" - Superjoint Ritual. Adding to my NOLA collection...

Eyehategod (I know, fat fucking chance)

Such a frustrating match... I just don't get how a team can perform so well for one half then practically no-show the second. The first half was great though... players flying into challenges, Seve bossing midfield, Brewster proving a lot of dipshits wrong with a very good shift up-front, and then the second... Jesus Christ. In stark contrast to the first half, our midfielders looked shit-scared to make a challenge. Karim Touzani looked god fucking awful too, although I'll give him the benefit of the doubt this time because he's probably not as fit as the other lads. Also Mackie... why the hell does Jimmy keep playing this jester? Alright, so he's nippy and he makes a nuisance of himself, but how the hell did he not manage to get on the end of that cross? Any other one of our forwards would have buried the header and probably won us the game. Still, we can at least take heart from the first half performance and know that there's a good team in the making. All it's going to take is a little bit of tinkering up front and in the middle and we're sorted I reckon. Oh, and the Toon drew with Villa. Not a great weekend for me .

What the bloody hell is that!?! Get a grip of yourself man! Actually, that slideshow of their fans clenching their fists is fucking hilarious, look like a reet bunch of knuckledraggers (bad pun intended).

I heard a dirty rumour that Aberdeen might be about to sign Sol Bamba from Dunfermline... any Pars fans able to shed any light?

PS2 Games for sale... ... on here. If anyone on here wants to make an offer, give me a PM or something... I'll remove the listing and we can meet in town or whatever.