Alphas

We should just move Christmas, Jesus won't mind.

Exactly, what's the point in staggered run ups? Don't bother trying to fool the goalie. Just run up, laces into the valve, goal.

Cheers, I thought I may have to do that if there isn't any troubleshooting. I'll backup my library and will reinstall I think and hope that does the trick.

Just wondering if anyone has experienced this problem with iTunes. At present when I try to load it up I get the following message: "The file "iTunes Library.itl" cannot be read because it was created by a newer version of iTunes" Been searching through the Apple website for troubleshooting ideas but can't see anything that will help. My laptop hasn't been too healthy of late and last weekend went a bit haywire when I was starting it up and went through a diagnosis and corrected faults. It runs like a dream now but I can't iTunes to load up and it is getting on my tits now. I've ran a virus scan and there isn't anything untoward on my laptop. Has anyone experienced a similar issue and been able to fix it?

I've done some of the SFA coaching courses and they are quite worthwhile and interesting to do, plus you get to meet Simmie. At the age you will be coaching kids at the courses will give you a good idea about how to organise training practices that will suit their development. Be it with organised training sessions or warmups before a game they should be getting as many touches on a ball as possible to develop their close control and first touch. And remember the first lesson any young player should learn, if there is a jinky cunt on the opposite side then give him a dull one to see if he hides the rest of the game.

I believe the origins came from when a certain Gary Ump beat someone to a property in a Bigsby / Adam like situation. The person who got outfoxed shouted " FUCKING GAZ UMP" and the rest is history.

Nicolas Anelka is apparently "dying with laughter" at being given an 18 match ban. Anelka...laughing?

First game of the season and I'm at a wedding. They better have Sky Sports. If it doesn't work out between them I'm "kicking off"!

I actually reckon Utd may struggle a bit more this year as I think they'll come up against a lot more defensive tactics. A compliment for them as they have played so well over the last year. Certainly top 6 finish and a difficult team to play against though. I'm not writing off the huns either. Losing Boyd was a massive loss but they seemed to be galvanised from last season's troubles and I think they'll continue that. May not be enough to win the title but I reckon they'll be there or thereabouts. Just as long Lafferty doesn't have a good season, the fucking bawbag. I'm looking forward to seeing the Dons and the new signings. I'm hoping we're going more organised and determined and if we can keep Pawlett and Aluko fit we'll create chances. Can't see us pushing for the Euro spot in the league or anything but optimistic we'll see an improvement from last year...and obviously the cup double. That's a stick on.

Just turn the colour down on your TV and watch for the team getting raped. That'll be us.

You need to acquaint yourself with the Adam Lounge. They show a different game on each screen. It's like those 360 degree cinema screens at the carnies...with football.

It's somewhat disturbing that cats are learning to use computers. Those sly little fuckers are up to something, I can sense it.

That's what I said a couple of years ago with the Dons! Will be a real test of Houston as a tactician but there is a real possibility of going through. Juventus will be easy if you get them, they're still unable to run properly after Fulham fucked their asses last year. I hope the Scottish teams do well and we see them in the league stages. Will give some extra interest and see what they are made of next to some decent European sides.

Looks like the iraqgoals website is going to be my friend next season then.

Like a Transformer?!

Exactly this. Pulis knows he can't compete against a lot of teams by getting ball down and passing it so he plays to his strengths. Play to your strengths and try and find weaknesses in your opponents and enjoy your three points! I also like tactical games and seeing how managers out-think opponents. I had a conversation/arguement with my brother after the Champions League final as he claimed Mourinho played anti-football and went through the campaign without really attacking teams. Fact is he recognised he needed players behind the ball as he didn't think Inter Milan could get back quick enough to cover if they committed to going forwards to much. Two chances...bingo bango...and I'll take my winners medal to Madrid thank you very much. Actually, fuck that. Let's have teams charging at each other racking up table football scores. 14-10 to us!

Could also try Lints Recruitment. They are quite new but the chap who owns it is very committed and offers a good personal service. Lints Recruitment | Aberdeen Recruitment Agency

The National - High Violet Stornoway - Beachcomber's Windowsill The Go! Team - Thunder, Lightning, Strike The National album is stunning.

Dean Windass.

Radiohead - OK Computer Jeff Buckley - Grace Sigur Ros - Agaetis Byrjun Slowdive - Souvlaki The Smiths - The Queen Is Dead Doves - The Last Broadcast Bob Dylan - The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan Ryan Adams - Gold Pavement - Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain That'll do for now.

Discovering Modest Mouse are playing in Edinburgh the same weekend I have just organised a trip for.

Fuck sake, I read that somewhere as well which means the magazine was wrong or I can't read particularly well. Still, pretty old for footer players.

FACT - During the 96-97 season Shilton and Sealey were the only fit goalkeepers for West Ham so the starting and sub goalies had a combined age of 86.

Doves - Live At The Eden Sessions

He left Babestation citing a desire to be with his girlfriend and young son. They must be so proud.