hmm, let's see. it was the day (well, night) of my graduation and i agreed to work. at about 3am, literally 10 minutes before everyone was done, some dickface blew a toothpick out of a straw. it landed in my RIGHT eye and i had to be rushed to A&E, in a uniform that resembled a sailors uniform (white with gold buttons) only to share A&E with a bunch of wasted junkies. oh yeah, and i'm blind in my LEFT eye so that was just a THRILLING evening.