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  1. I was thinking about typing 'hot pussy' into google to reply to this email but thought better of it given that im at work just now.
  2. </hijack> Is that a toupe on his bum? It looks like Donald Trump is rimming him.
  3. paime

    Your bets

    How did we all do last night, troops? I'm still lickimg my wounds after Wednesday's turd riddled nonsense but the weekend should be fun.
  4. paime

    Your bets

    Which is exactly why i've started this thread!
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    Pet Hates!

    Has anyone ever told you you look like Edward Norton?
  6. paime

    Your bets

    I bombed tonight. Fuck.
  7. paime

    Your bets

    I'm a big fan of betfair but mostly because the app is good. I haven't checked out any others for fear of losing too much money but I hear William hill is decent.
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    Pet Hates!

    Pet Hate: Being bored. Im also in Warsaw just now which only compounds my agony. Lucky - where's good to go for a few pints around Emili Plaza?
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    Your bets

    There must be a few people on this thread that fancy a cheeky gamble on the odd occasion, post your predictions here! Not fussed about how much dosh you're betting, just what you're betting on. I've gone for a multiple tonight on the Champions League - Porto, Man City and Real Madrid. EDIT: This thread is all about me learning from your collective knowledge with the intention of becoming a gambling superstar.
  10. It's definitely lol-worthy but for all the wrong reasons. I'd be fuming if that was me but Mark can see the funny side of it. His neighbour is a bit 'odd' apparently so it wasn't an intentionally cruel way of doing things. Still.....lol.
  11. I was talking to a friend of mine the other day who happened to lose his cat about a month ago. Poor little moggy was nowhere to be seen and my friend, Mark, was getting worried. A couple of days ago and out of the blue his neighbour knocked on his door. Neighbour "Is your cat missing by any chance?" Mark "Yes he is, why'd you ask?" Neighbour (with a big smile on his face) "Because i've found him!" Mark (with an even bigger smile on his face) "That's great news! Where was he??" Neighbour "In my grit bin" Mark "OK......how is he?" Neighbour "He's dead." LOL
  12. I have a secretary, typing is for losers.
  13. Glad to be of assistance. I LOLd big time too.
  14. Im now on a youtube ice hockey fights binge. Please direct me, Teabags - which ones are the best?
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