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Wow...ALMOST as funny as your brother. roflofficus!

Regarding the mother/child spaces. I do think those are kinda taking the piss. They are NEVER full anyway and i'll be honest and say i ALWAYS use them

To be fair...the only album you ever need is "Hysteria."

anyone? no takers...no?

The fact that the Championship highlights used to be on ITV on a Sunday morning...now its not, in Scotland.

Cool. I bet they dont build a Killdozer though!

People that say and/or type "meh!" Seriously...EAT A DICK!

haha...awesome post! made me laugh. someone or something making me laugh out loud on THIS website is rare.

Are you sure you want validated...I mean, your toys arent going to exit the pram (see above) based on my stereotypical, caricature and limited view of you are you?

Ouch...I guess i lifted your skirt huh? I take it in totally good jest. It was pretty funny. You know why? Because I am able to Laugh at myself from time to time. Try it. It's quite healthy

Right...slight contradiction there. You "found it funny" but find it exceedingly sad that I took the 5 - 10 minutes to write it? Come on...I'm at work...You think I do anything here?

ahh, now you see...thats kind've a good place to be my friend! haha!

And there's the first person who took it the wrong way.... Lets put bets on who is next.

This thread has EVERY element of what goes on in the madcap world of ab-music.com. What a cross section. Lets have a look shall we? * Some young, enthusiastic, naive kid gets totally nailed for talking his shit up. * Thurisaz is mildly funny/slightly annoying - it varies. * Spoonie is very funny. * Karma Tsunami posts something that no one really pays any attention to. * Tom just is completely self-important and a total bell-end. He forgets the days when he first started and thought playing with Quik and then Liber8 was AWESOME!!! Now he wears stupid clothes that anyone under 60 normally wouldnt be seen dead in and listens to Saves the day and Sunny Day Real Estate sneering at people who say they like Emo if they own a Used CD. * The Officer twins being fairly sound but still that little bit self righteous and acting like scene elders because they know who Tar, Maple and Red By Choice are/were. * Reject Monkey trying FAR too hard. * Jonny Lucifer talking sense and nine times out of ten saying something very true/and or amusing. * Dave and Jan Deal being REALLY boring. * Maxi desperately trying to claw the limelight back off of Rune to being most talked about post author. Failing miserably. Everyone is over Maxi and his tired crap! * Paulscoconutass making you just want to punch him in the face EXTREMELY hard even more. Also reminding you that he should give up his tosswank, waste of electricity, joke band and stick to sleazing on drunk girls in liquid. * Me to piss and moan about how if I posted some of the above stuff id be jumped on! All we need now is: * Medichi to come in and correct everyone's grammer and feel really smug that he did. The say that his hardcore is the best and that everything from OC isnt hardcore and is gay! Hope Con for real bro!! * Joe Atom to turn the subject miraculously to the fact that Black Atom are nominated in the ever so important Fudge Awards and it will make his year if they win. * Milner to TRY to say something witty and fail MISERABLY. * Bob to come in and save Milners ass from pure embarrasment. * Jamesy to tell us all to shut up and that Aberdeen is the greatest place in the world and we should all stop moaning. * Dan to make a joke so crap and childlike that its actually really funny. Feel free to add your own...oh and remember everyone...All the above is in good fun Try to remain calm!

this thread is awesome... to be fair though...if i posted the above...i'd get "scenes." pure faggotry!

hahahaha!! as dan has already clarified, it was a complete piss take and not really something that this band would ever do unless things were REALLY desperate! our van doesnt break down and is fine for the time being (touches wood.) if we could get an address for scorge that would be better. could buy him a heart bypass surgery, or at least a book on how to be even remotely funny.

That album is fucking awful. I bought it and...jesus...its just garbage!

Yeah...come on man...you used to at least raise the corner of my mouth in a smile now and again but thats just piss poor.

Christ!!!!!!!!!

Thank you Neil.

Yup...you're right and i didnt know this until 5 minutes ago. I spoke to a certain person on the phone and expressed our huge gratitude.

Perfect...now we feel at home in this thread!

That's why you didnt put our name in the title right? Why hate yourself for that a)it isnt an argument, just SOME people cant stand to see someone from their own backyard do well...It's a very British thing and b)A thread about us 9 times out of ten does end up in an argument. Thanks for putting it up. That way we can't get the usual crap for talking ourselves up. I mean that would be awful huh? Playing with some of the best names in modern rock music for the second year running at the SECC in front of thousands of people, i mean thats not something we should be happy about as a band, is it? Anyway...It's going to be a very special day and we cant wait to show what can come from Aberdeen.

"Calm down, you'll get a nose bleed!"

Yes absolutely. I guess part of the reason we were asked to play is that we are professional in our attitude and just get stuff done. They have enough to worry about with the touring bands without having to give smaller bands a heap of notice.