Lazy Gun

Get fit Get back on stage with The Kenosha Band (real soon, a whoohoo!!) Write more songs and pick up my guitar more often Dont get too drunk and not as often (this is one i wont laminate haha) Cry more! Hopefully they wont be all broken by February.

Why thank you

'Treebeard crept up on the bastards that stole his new year cups!!'

You canna beat a mock chop supper and a jumbo sausage from the dolphin at three in the morning, mmmmmm! The worst has to be my old local in sheddocksley, the three star fish bar.........personally i think they've added two extra stars!! Why would yoou call it the THREE star fish bar, its like saying " we're a very average chipper ". Its ever since that chinese dude took over, thats when chippers go bad. No offence intended.

Word of suggestion to you my friend, if you intend to spend your new year in Paris then please use precaution as shes had more cock-ends than weekends and shes riddled!! Au revoir

The Princess Di speed bump's worth a peek. Notre Dames meant to be stunning but ive got a hunch its shit!! have a brill time

Favourite Single? The Strokes -Juicebox Favourite Album? Coldplay - X&Y Best Night Out? Birthday harbour crawl Best Thing You Bought? 32" LCD TV Favourite Tv Show? Lost Favourite Film? Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire Favourite Computer Game? Dont do games Favourite Food? Chicken Tikka Masala from KURY Favourite Sporting Moment? Scotland vs Italy Favourite Celebrity? Kate Moss Outstanding Memory? Iickin ass with The Moneyshot One Thing That Sums Up 2005: Not as god as 2001 but nae bad

Thats me away to finish work for the xmas holidays so id just like to wish everyone a merry christmas, im off to get pissed!!!

Sewet!!!

Had a ticket to go see oasis for last night but as ive seen them about 15 times i thought id take my mate up on his offer on a chubby ticket and it was fuckin amazing! I didnt think id like it as im more into Gervais/Coogan stuff but he was really good, im gonna get some of his dvd's so i can spread the dirty word! Any one else catch him?

Stir Crazy, best film ever, him and Wilder were awesome together, hear no evil, see no evil a close second. He even made Superman III good, thats talent! Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock arent fit to fluff his fro.

Throw one my way too

What about Mike Flowers!! You're my Wonderwall............ he was a cool cat......man!!