Dinosaur

see thats a good idea. unfortunately I dont have any ID of any kind really. So that would suck to not be able to get into places. although If that was the case. I would get an ID pretty soon. Reckon they should do that though.

I got 26% very surprised at that. Thought it would be higher than that

everyone hates Reject_Monkey don't they? hehe

And as Queer Duck says "I'M GAY AS A GOOSE!"

JFK's second to last gig if I am correct no?

which church is that? I think I recgonise it (also from Glasgow)

I reckon there is a security fault in a lot of places in aberdeen. perhaps staff should be trained to indentify those who are underage better. no idea how that could be done as of yet, but something has to be done in my opinion

Incubus - Wish You Were Here

Froblick - To give a frog a blowjob then lick it followed by having hardcore sex with whoever helps with the frog (sounds horrible but its funny when people say they do it, not knowing what it is. by the way its made up if you hadnt guessed )

no MQI you think Tim Henman should win wimbledon?

yes MQI do you floblick?

True (Placebo's greatest hits thing "Once More With Feeling") TPBM is going to a gig in the next week.

Hitting old ladies with a baseball bat. Ok I've never done that before, but I reckon it would help a lot. sounds fun...*grabs baseball bat* "fry me a kipper, i'll be back for breakfast."

lets just destroy socks, it's easier in the long run me thinks.

Thing is, if your a skater of somethin, You wouldnt exactly want your car to look like a neds. I think thats pretty stupid.

HOLY CHRISTMAS!!!! REALLY??!?!

I found that being awake/alive when you sober up and drinking fanta fruit twist seems to work. stopped my hangover at least.

Morecambe. anyone ever been there?

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha physics....

Was just wondering why they called it "Subway" I'm guessin cos the sandwiches are big long things (sounds dodgy) but aint subways cold,damp and not really the most pleasant places. Ok no more posting tonight, lack of sleep is drivin me mad.