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Just checked my emails and the tickets for the extra dates go on sale at 9am on Friday 2nd June.

Very tempted to go both nights.

Soldier starring Kurt Russell is utter pish.

On the plus side he doesnt say much.

To think this abortion of an actor was nearly in Star Wars.

Also anything with Jean Claude Van Damme sucks balls. (awaiting angry backlash)

We have every right to be "snootier" for one very good reason.

Were not Dundee.

Im slightly confused.

Dummies arent usually anatomically correct.

So did he just rub against it or did he carve some make shift orifice to get his jollies?

as well as having developed a more discerning palate so that you're not still drinking alcopops.

I agree with everything else you said but alas i will never be able to beat my addiction to Blue WKD.

Moshulu's a place for 18 year old goth and emo kids to go and be miserable. Oh' date=' and 27 year old virgins.[/quote']

This is weird. Coz you liked it enough last friday, actually it was you who suggested going there.

And another 2 corrections, im 28 and not a virgin.

It wont be the same without the Dudley Boys.

They need Raven.

The arena's pretty small so you'll get a decent view from anywhere. Personally I'd pay 50 to get close enough to smell the sweat and maybe check out Trish Stratus' shapely bottom.

Mickie James mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I like my women Psychotic.

Go to www.bookingsdirect.com

Try it in the middle of the night and you may get tickets early.

The most expensive ones are ground level, ringside and some of the tiered seats.

I like the floor ones but then im taller than most and get a good view. Elwood wants me to book the tiered ones so i probably will as he and stu are shortarses.

I have never been able to get ringside online. I think they may be kept back for peple who actually make an effort and queue.

Smackdown are just doing 1 show this tour and its in Manchester.

No chance of any SD stars turning up unexpected at Raw in Aberdeen as the TV taping for smackdown is the same night.

The Homicidal, Suicidal, Genocidal Maniac Sabu has signed a contract.

I'll shoot you in the fucking face if you don't stop dissing Val!

Val sucks Viscera and loves it!!

Elwood its a Raw tour not a Heat/Velocity tour!

Still' date=' he may be good but he's no Val Venis.

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All hail King Dong!

Dude.....NO! Seriously, get out more, experience life. Let this obsession with Val go.

Stu and i are planning an intervention. We think ur a Venisaholic.

I'm a capricorn as well' date=' perhaps we three should make a suicide pact.[/quote']

You 2 go first i'll catch up!

i want to take my nephew to this for his birthday as he loves all this stuff. Will it be hard to get tickets

I would bet that if you didnt buy them tomorrow morning that it will be almost impossible. Although they did sell slower last year than the previous 2.

Fuck yeah those guys are great!

I've decided Triple H is possibly God by the way.

I know lots of people hate him because he 'allegedly' holds guys back and uses his influence to get

better storylines for himself.

So what!

If i had knocked up the bosses daughter i would do the same.

It also helps that he is probably the best in-ring performer in the business today and he has excellent mic skills.

Hes the King of Kings for gods sake!

Is anyone queing up for tickets tonight?

I remember taunting the people queing last year at about 2am as i was drunk and obnoxious (no change there) and due to a glitch in the booking website i had bought my tickets a day before they went on sale.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a

chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You

should kill yourself.

Shit!

If im scared of taking risks i cant attempt suicide. What if i failed?

Jesus where the hell did you find that!

Whadda ya say Drahcirv1' date=' should we go as the bushwhackers this time?[/quote']

That would be cool but i refuse to lick anyones head!

We need to find some more people and we can go as the Spirit Squad.

I hope cena has either turned heel or moved to smackdown by this.

I will really cringe to hear everyone boo him for no reason at all.

Yeah i totally agree. Im not his biggest fan but i woul hate to hear him getting booed here especially after his little speech at the AECC last time.

I once had sex with my ex as she was chatting live on Northsound 1 to Liam Cockburn.

You see Elwood, you had me there. I believed you knew what you were talking about but you got greedy and you blew it.

Val Venis sucks!! Thats why he's on Velocity and not on Raw or Smackdown.

I love all unnecessary peripherals.

My dream is to set up the first Videogame band.

I have the mics from singstar, the bongos from Donkey Konga and soon i wil add Guitar Hero.

Now if only i had any musical talent whatsoever. (Or even better a life.)

Singstar Rocks is out on the 14th.

I wish they would release a country version. I want to sit infront of my TV and find out if i ca sound like Kenny Rogers.

Wrestling? I think you mean co-ordinated stunts.

You say potato, i say sports entertainment.

Lets not start a whole thing about how its fake.

Newsflash: We know but we dont care!!