Lucius

I loved Soylent Green and will never tire of The Planet of the Apes movies.

They mentioned on the news he was famous fo hs comedies too........i can't think of any.

Can some one enlighten me please.

PS. No one gives a fuck about online petitions.

Yeah i know but they seem o be popular at the moment and i'm hopping on the bandwagon.....well that and i hat crap videogame movies and think we need to protect the public.

Are you sick of crap videogame related movies?

The producer Dr. Uwe Boll has agreed to stop making shitty movies if this online petition reaches 1 Million signatures.

He is responsible for Alone in the Dark, The House of the Dead and Bloodraynethere proposed sequels and many other craptastic titles.

Stop Dr. Uwe Boll Petition

I have tried getting into TNA but its just so boring.

It reminds me of WCW in that it has some great young talent that just can't catch a break.

They choose to focus on "established" talent while failing to create anything new.

Everytime i try and watch it i see Big Poppa Pump, Kevin Nash, Sting, Jeff Jarrett and Kurt Angle.

Lets try some word association with some TNA guys:

Big Poppa Pump.......................immobile heap

Kevin Nash..............................Grecian 2000 (hair colours no reason to dislike him but it does annoy me)

Sting.................................why?

Jeff Jarrett...........................Untalented Bawbag

Kurt Angle............................Nuts

James Mitchell......................Poor mans Paul Bearer

Booker T..............................Average

VKM...................................piss poor

Samoa Joe.........................Next Big Thing

AJ Styles............................underused

Christian Cage....................unlimited potential

Tomko...............................extremely entertaining

Curry Man..........................Dude your better than this

Petey Williams....................Canadian Destroyer (we need to see more of him and less of that)

Jay Lethal...........................Randy Savage was shit....you don't have to be.

Rellik.................................worst name ever

Chris Sabin, Sonjay Dutt, Eric Young......buried

Shark Boy..........................Shit Sandwich

Ok i got carried away and named just about everyone on there roster.

One last comment on why i find TNA unwatchable.

Jeremy Borash and Mike Tenay..................nuff said.

Just a quick question.

While replaying a previous mission i collected 2 pieces of enemy intelligence and put my total up to 16.

This should have unlocked an achievement but i was a prize tit and had forgotten i had activated the clusterbomb cheat. (i just wanted to see the pretty explosions.)

As you may know you can't get achievements when cheats are active.

Am i completely fucked with regards to getting this achievement?

Also read this. The writing is piss poor, but it is a great story (if a little one sided)

Amazon.co.uk: The Death of WCW: R.D. Reynolds,Bryan Alvarez: Books

Inspired by this thread i actually stated re-reading it this morning.

I would eat maple syrup out of her asshole if she asked me to.

Now there is an image thats going to haunt my nightmares fo years to come.

I'm quite partial to Mickie James.

Maybe no as universally hot as Ms. Kiebler but moe my cup of tea.

Im slowly changing my opinion on Christy Hemme and stating to agree with Elwood.

As for Lita i would take her across my knee and give her a good spanking for what she did to Matt. (actually to hell with Matt)

I never understood how people could find Trish attractive. Does nothing for me.

The fingerpoke of doom!

YouTube - Nash vs Hollywood: 1.4.99 - Fingerpoke of Doom!

To quote Tony Schiavone "This is what WCW is all about!"

Yeah, ego maniacs destroying a company.

Obviously they aren't totally to blame but they helped.

I remember watching WCW on TNT the night they announced that Mick Foley was going o win the championship. I had been switching channels back and forth between TNT and and Raw on Sky Sports. I did he same as most wrestling fans did that week. I switched over to Raw and didn't bother changing back.

WCW towards the end was just a nursing ome for the terminally shite.

Buff Bagwell was always my least favourite.

I liked Glacier but only because he was a good character to use on the N64 WCW vs NWO games.

Most of you will probably know of this already but if you don't check out this ste.

WrestleCrap - The Very Worst of Pro Wrestling

i thought i did for while then rewatched it and it confirmed my original hypothesis that it is utter pish.

When Elwood and I worked together he made me watch Empire records.

Im sorry dude but its Gash.

Its just the whole "were all better people coz we have each other" crap that really puts me off movies like this.

Only worth watching for Liv Tyler as shown above.

Claire Forlani..

She could shit on my heart if that is what requested.

Hell yeah!

I bought a large Sprite in Vue the other night for me and my girlfriend to share, thinking it would be the same size as a McDonalds large. Fucking thing was like a bucket, I needed two hands to carry it.

Yeah but you do have incredibly small Jeremy Beadle (RIP) style hands.

And anyway im guessing you paid for the tickets as well as the Sprite so you should have made her carry it.

I have had many types of beard over the years.

I sported a rather amazing (in my opinion) pair of sideys for years and had to shave them off for my new job.

Im not technically allowed facial hair in my job at the moment but im growing my goatee and sideys back anyway and my gf will hate it which is a bonus.

Thats true.

I have had it laminated so i can wipe it clean.

Note to any people who work in TV development: rework Interceptor or Wanted instead......

As long as they get the same glaswegian dude to be The Interceptor i would watch it.

I loved that show. I remember Mikey was his pilot and he said "I like it!" a lot. Then ran about wiht that big glove thing shooting idiots in the back.

Did anyone ever win on that show?

As for Gladiators. No Jet no interest.

The hous i spent as a spotty horny teen in my room gazing at my lifesize Jet poster i got from collecting tokens off the back of Sugar Puffs.

Still, I wouldna mind a shottie on her o_O

I agree.

Another thing, whats with this calling herself Kelly O now? It sounds stupid.

As for Kerry Katona i would also kick her in the face then make her watch me and Kelly get it on.

I was at a conference in Edinburgh the othert day and met Fred Macauley and Tim Campbell (he won the apprentice).

The crab half would be the left half.

I loved this film although i did come out of the cinema slightly disappointed.

This was my own fault.

I went in with entirely the wrong mindset. I knew it was shot "Blair witch" style yet i still expected some of the questions brought up by the advertising campaign to be answered.

How wrong was I.

I know what the monster looks like now but still have no idea wtf it is.

I need a sequel just so i can have some back story abnd explanation of where it came from and why.

Utter pish!!

My problem is that i absolutely cannot stand either Randy Orton or John Cena. The prospect of a WM main event with one of them is bad enough but both.

Jeff Hardy should have been given the belt, even if it was just for one night until they have him lose it on Raw.

That would have been a PPV moment talked about for years and made his accension to main event status complete.

I can see why they didn't though as he does have a rather dangerous style but once hes one of the top guys he won't have as much pressure to do those career shortening spots except on special PPV occassions for dramatic effect.

My last band, Cohesion, split up due to being entirely fictitious.

Lets see if we do any better this time.

Band: Backwardation

Album: 8 Films to Die For

Track 1: Willey

Track 2: 1983 Texas Rangers Season

Track 3: Windows Picture and Fax Viewer

Track 4: Ray Bradbury

Track 5: Commodore 1551

Track 6: Ossification of Frontal Bone

Track 7: Insula

Track 8: Space Heritage

Track 9: Stage Name

Track 10: Kahuna

I got it last week and have hardly played it.

It's really not grabbing my attention at all. Very disappointing.

I tried it when my xbox died but it didn't work.

Just got the core pack and then thanks to some sprog being born a couple of thousand years ago i just got the 120gig drive...woohoo.

Im going to cheat and skip peoples names unless they amuse me or sound cool

Name: Cohesion

Album: Rao Raja Hanut Singh

1: Principality of Catalonia

2: Pennsylvania Route97 (south)

3: 1996 Adams

4: The Fight Network

5: Hey Boy (Get Your Ass Up)

6: Center for Devices and Radiological Health

7: Stepping Out

8: Gomal Dam

9: KaBlam!

10. Chad Mock

11. Zoltan Kovago

12. Betta Miniopinna

13. Racial Segregation in the United States

14. Dave Stewart

15. Type 96 25mm AT/AA Gun

track 5 is a cover version of Blog 27s second single

Hey Boy (Get Your Ass Up) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

track 7 is another cover of a Kevin Ayers single taken from his 1986 album "As Close As You Think"

Stepping Out (Kevin Ayers single) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

We are quite a politically charged outfit.

It will be obvious to anyone listening that we were heavily influenced by the greats. For example: Showaddywaddy and the Cheeky Girls.

I dare anyone not to be touched by our moving pro-war ballad Ka-Blam!

Track 12 contains the longest continuous note ever played on a Panpipe.