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  1. fame in the family

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    My cousin was in the army and got his name in the paper for choking a new recruit with a belt and forcing others perform sexual acts on each other infront of a room full of other recruits. Up until this point i had always been the black sheep of the family but i have no idea what to do to beat that.

    I have met mother of the bass player from The Darkness.

    Jim Leighton worked for me for a day.

    I talked o opne of the Proclaimers during the warm up to his gig at the music hall. He was wnadering about in the crowd and i think i was the only person who noticed him.

    I have met Robbie Shepherd.

    My cousin plays in some scottish band thats led by some famous scottish music guy but i cant remember his name.

    Shelton Benjamin the wrestler got really pissed off when he saw my sign at the AECC. Elwood was holding it up though. He was doing his good guy bit when he spotted the sign that read "Shelton is a Little Bitch" His expression changed and he stomped off to the other corner. We laughed like fuck. then he won his match and celebrated on every corner except the one near us. Sorry to any shelty fans who stood near us.

    Same night my mate Stu got a reaction from Chtristian for his "Christian is my Hero" sign.

    Oh and apparently i look like Matt Morgan who has now been sacked.

    My ex Girlfriend went to school with the lead singer of Killing Heidi....yeah i have no fucking idea who they are either other than they are Australian.

    I have met Gorbachevs wife. (hope i spelled that correctly)

    I have had a picture published in a little shitty coffee table book of crap. I got a free copy and my pictures the best thing in it.

  7. So, Where Does Everyone Work?

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    Mikey STILL goes on about coconuts and cookies' date=' and drives around past 12 year old girls going "ach, theres a chick!". He is still awesome though.

    And dave, you gotta turn the heating down in that shop! Its always roasting in there[/quote']

    Dont know Dave and i cant remember the name of who was in the machine shop when i left. I do remember he was a dick.

    The last time i saw him he was going on about a time where he claims i legged it when he was getting a kicking from some bouncers but what happened is that he was being a dick as usual got into a fight with some bouncers and i calmly walked away after telling one bouncer (who told me not to get invloved) that he was doing me a favour by kicking the shit out of him.

    Those were the good old days. Sean, his bro Wayne and me use to rule that place. (well we thought so)

    Is Michael Irvine still there? I think that was his last name. He was in the houseplant bit with Jimmy in my day but he thought he was 'the man'.

    What about Joy? The snooty cow bitch who runs the joint. Doesnt have a clue about plants or furniture or pretty much fuck all but still comes and tells you that your sweeping the floor ll wrong....Bitch but im not bitter lol.

  10. So, Where Does Everyone Work?

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    Aye henders is still there giving us awful wages not much higher than what you got.

    You may be surprised to hear that jimmy and mikey are still there as well. And did Andrew work there when you did? Perhaps you might be able to shed some light on why he gets called "fix"

    Jimmy is cool and mikey "coconuts" is a great laff i often see him out and about in the van.

    Bloody hell Fix is still there. He must have been there over 10 years. I think i was 15 or 16 when i started and he had been there for a while before me. Is he still a virgin?

    Hes called Fix coz Sean the old Shrub Area Manager decided that when he started he looked a bit like a junkie in need of his next Fix.

  12. So, Where Does Everyone Work?

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    Dobbies Garden Centre' date=' generally skiving in the woods and eating the fuscias

    Earning a pitiful ammount but its such an easy going job, that i wouldnt prefer it any other way.[/quote']

    I use to work there years ago whe it was Findlay Clarks. Slave labour wages. 2.60 an hour. Is Hendry Broon still manager? If he is tell him Columbo says fit likey!!

    Work at the Holiday Inn Bridge of Don now as the lowest paid manager in history.

  14. All Time Favourite Crisp

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    Tomato crisps are great.

    Many years ago i would have said Pickled Onion Monster Munch but they are crap not as they have shrunk. (old man rant ahoy) In my day they were huge, you could survive for 3 weeks on one packet now there just piddly wee crappy fake monster munch.....whew i feel better now.

  18. Scottish National Anthem

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    I might be alone in this view' date=' I'm Scottish but I would much rather stick with God Save The Queen, I'm very proud to be British and everytime I hear God Save The Queen I get goosebumps, the image of the Union Jack flying makes me feel so proud, I feel like if I was cut open I would bleed red white and blue.

    Rule Brittania. :cheers:[/quote']

    I knew it. I wondered how long it would take you. If you people out there just knew how often i have heard this at work from Elwood. If i sense a conversation heading this way when he is nearby i run like fuck.

    I despise God Save the Queen but i also dislike Flower of Scotland just as much.

    I think it was tvtanned that recommended Cap in Hand by the Proclaimers which i think would be cool as funk if maybe just a little depressing for a national anthem. I wouldnt have 500 miles as im just sick of it having seen the Proclaimers many times live (including Inverurie Town Hall).

    If we had to have it by someone scottish why not get Annie Lennox to knock something up. Or Rod Stewart. Just imagine standing at the Rugby singing along proudly to Thorn in my Side or Young Turks or Do ya Think im Sexy?

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