Scorge

 

 

Cambridge won again today in the FA Cup but its now getting boring me spouting the triumphs of my tin pot team so I will shut up!

The artist formerly known as Jake Spike was over at Southport following his village team this arvo. 4-0 down after 12 minutes. Ouch!

Anyone know of any decent pubs in Fraserburgh? Montrose are there next weekend on cup duty, and the supporters bus is leaving dangerously early....

Which one did you run?

Moray Marathon up in Elgin-Burghead-Hopeman-Lossie-Elgin. Headwinds were a bit of a nightmare, but comfortably beat target time of 5hrs (4:46-ish, I think)....

Alan Partridge - Alpha Papa:

Glorious. Just glorious.

10000/10

Ran a marathon yesterday. Dead chuffed.

State of my knees is not-so ace-ic though!

Had a filthy home poker game in Mo-town last night, helped by getting the deuce-seven side game on the go (no winners, shockingly). Today I'm doing bugger all and going nowhere (sorry Jimmer) because I'm doing the Baker Hughes tomorrow. If I survive that, I'll have a cold beer, go home and watch the Dunfermline Houdini attempt on BBC Alba. It might be football commentary in Gaelic, but it still makes more sense than Craig Burley ever does...

I just can't get my head around this whole situation dude.

It's Jake 'TOTALLY RANDOM DOING CRAZY SHIT DUDE' Bassist, most of us gave up on him yonks ago.....

Empathise with a lot of what has been said on the thread. I jacked it in three years ago and apart from one failed attempt to get a boogie-worship band on the go, haven't been on a kit since. Beginning to get the urge again, but find the idea of trying to get in a room with like-minded people utterly terrifying...

It's so uncomfortable to watch, especially the pacing.

Apparently at HT he took the stadium announcer's microphone Delia Smith-stylee and said to 'back the team or get the fuck out'.

You woudn't see that in the prawn sarnie league, hells no....

Decent gig with a decent crowd, and plenty going for all four bands. Shithawks took a while to get going, but were affy good when they did.

Well played to all involved.

Anyone want to see the manager of East Fife having a post-game meltdown?

Thought so. Around 2 mins in:

http://www.stenhousemuirfc.com/video/

Tomorrow night folks! Guaranteed to be a great night.

Stage times, dare I ask? (Might only catch the first half or so...)

Poor Dave will be greeting into his union jack doily right about now.

Points plz!

That's a decent first stab. Not nearly enough people doing dirty electronica round these parts, power to you...

I recommend going to the cinema in the middle of the day.  It's all well behaved old people.

This. I only go to the cinema at really anti-social times of the day now to avoid any hope of cockends ruining the film....

That's criminally insane.

(groan)

What's with all the Dundeh hatred: are you clinging to cliched Aibrrrdeen dislike of the place, or were you inappropriately touched in the Club bar at some point?

In terms of musical significance it's quite a coup. But it's TitP, it's kind of wasted on that audience.

If they're all off their tits on drugs, then Kraftwerk visuals should be right up their street!

Two tickets for The Who in at the o2 in Dublin:

 

Type Full Price Ticket

 

Ticket Price €89.50 x 2

Service Charge €6.10 x 2

 

SUBTOTAL €191.20

 

Youch.

For that service charge, I'd expect the ticket to be delivered in a 24 carat-gold envelope with a blowy off the postie included.

Ticketmaster now charging £2.75 for postage these days. Cunting fucks.

Didn't realise the Balcony in Dundeh still did gigs! Might head for that because I can't make C35....

For the poker players, this was pretty sick by me.

Playing a tournament game at a friends. Unlimited rebuys for the first 4 blind levels then an add on. I had rebought 4 times cos I kept getting fucked over so was sitting with 2 stacks of chips (a rebuy and an add-on). We were also playing the 2-7 rule, where everyone on the table has to give you a 100 chip if you can win a hand with 2-7. So pre-flop theres a small raise, I push all in with 2-7 expecting no callers and end up getting 2 callers. Flop comes 2s 7d 10s and all of a sudden I have a life line. 2 remaining guys check it down, then the turn is a Club. First to act bets like half the pot and the other guy folds. I flip over my 2-7 for 2 pair and he goes "I have the nut flush" with Ac3c. Bollocks. Then the river comes out...a 7. Full house, tripled up. Boom. Then later came second in the tournament.

WOO HOO! I LOVE BEING AN ASSHOLE!

Fucking donk.....

Five year deal on £40k a week - he'll be set for the foreseeable (unless he's pissed it away gambling and drinking and shagging - although there are worse ways to spend your money, I guess). Difficult to see a) who'd take a punt on him with his documented attitude problem and b) where he'd want to go to earn peanuts in comparison to what he's used to.

Can see him retiring tbh.

Echoes of Winston Bogarde there!

Anyone see Craig Burley's latest diatribe about culling smaller SFL sides? What an odious cunt....

Inevitable, but still disappointing. Lot of really essential purchases over the years made in there.

Sevco still providing comedy down in the SFL3 toilet:

http://www.youtube.com/embed/R9pS8w8H09U