Scorge

Many happy (drunk) returns, you leg-end.

Do NOT pretend you were playing along.

Double bluffing is a beautiful thing when done correctly.

Gregor wins, you all lose.

how bouts some dragonforce??????

Despite his revolting taste in shirts, this man wins a goldfish.

Mendeed are shite, Baldy and his elemental cohorts will piss on them.

I won't be there.

Oh, a thread about me!

Marvellous, I'll be on the front page of fucking 'Heat' next............

Who the fuck is calling me 'innocent'?

I'll come round to your house and piss on your carpet, you repugnanat wank biscuits......

The amount of folk I saw at the gig from back from the Mearns days was scary (felt like I'd gone back in time).

Preemo evening.

I'm glad you're enjoying our Ascension..

We'll enjoy your descension ten times more, shorty .......

i get bored of power metal

BLASPHEMY, you're going straight to hell, etc.....

Bri, if you've got any CD's you WANT played, pass them on. I'm a nice ghost.......

The correct answer is:

Corrupted - Paso Inferior.

BT customer service monkey on a 30 hr contract, earning 6 an hour standard (time and a quarter overtime). There's a few other folk on here who lurk there too.

Just neck a few tins of black 'holy-water', baldy, that's what I'm sure as fuck doing.

And just think of the Ape Towers banzai tomorrow.....

I knew you'd come back!

Not technically true - the real Scorge was killed in a freak Moshulu accident. He saw an emo tosser crying his eyes out in the bog, and such was the force of the subsequent laughter, he suffered a violent rectal prolapse. He was alive on arrival at ARI, but doctors thought best to put him out of everyone's misery, because he was a fat alcoholic good for nowt c**t.

I am merely his heavenly, see-through doppleganger.

Baldy - if you're driving down to Glasgow, I'll go 50/50 on a tank of petrol with you.

Should be an alright gig.

I'd say Milner's a better drummer

Cheers

Stuart

DOCTOR'S ORDERS: Ingest two tablets orally, three times a day.

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Confirmed, will be there at 8.30 (ie. straight after getting out of work and scoffing a curry).

For those who missed it:

ORDER OF SERVICE: LED BY HIS UNHOLY GHASTLINESS SCORGE: ON THE CHURCH OF METAL TURNTABLES:

Dream Theater - As I Am

Anacrusis - Dream Again

Megadeth - Take No Prisoners

Guns And Roses - It's So Easy

Testament - Into The Pit

Paradise Lost - Grey

Threshold - Freaks

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HOLLOW POINT

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Symphony X - Fallen

Metallica - Four Horsemen

G.U.N. - Borrowed Time

Iron Maiden - The Evil That Men Do

Motorhead - Ace Of Spades

Stratovarius - Paradise

The Gathering - Strange Machines

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IDENTITY

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Kreator - Flag Of Hate

Iced Earth - Im-Ho-Tep

Gamma Ray - New World Order

Pantera - New Level Of Confidence

SYL - Shitstorm

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S.O.M

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Phobia - Chemical Fear

Slayer - Necrophobic

Repulsion - Radiation Sickness

Cannibal Corpse - I Cum Blood

Korpse - X

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WEEPING JESUS

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Carcass - Regurgitation Of Giblets

Meshuggah - Imprint Of The Unsaved

Mithras - Lords And Masters

Dimmu Borgir - Symposium

Anacrusis - Frigid Bitch

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E106

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HOME FOR WINE AND BISCUITS

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Anything by S.P.O.O.K.S, you balding lump of sex.

This event also features DJ sets from:

- the Right Unhonourable Dechristianise, and

- his Post Mortal Archbishop Scorge.

Congregation begins at 8 sharp. Be quick, or be dead.

hi all.

can anyone point me in the direction of any local fairs for magazines? have got a bloody ton of old mags/comics that are taking up too much space, was wondering if anyone can point me in the right direction.

cheers!