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I'd sooner take a crusty shit and perform fallatio ('sucse the spelling, I'm a bit pished) on it that get on the same stage as MMW, and despite the fact I've had at least eight pints of GEC whilst posting this, my opinion is unlikley to waiver by tomorrow night (nor will Doc's or Jake's waiver at ANY point ever.........)

Pre Emptive Strike !!!

Not necessary, the reply is going in a PM, though I would like to publicly declare that the post two up from this is a bag of shite.

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Heartwork is a pile of toss, Reek Of Putrefaction is the horse's nuts.

This album will probably be excrement.....

16ths at 220 is' date=' 880 strokes per minute.....which believe me, is breakneck speed.[/quote']

Break-ankle speed, surely?

I'll have to start videoing myself doing it........

Aye, thought so. Even if I'd been off work, I'd have been at Firhill instead shouting dog's abuse at G****a.....

Anyone know the attendance yesterday? Bet it was shite..........

Apidya on the Amiga - any game that takes four months to complete despite only having five levels is worthy of total respect.....

We'll do it' date=' and we'll do it wherever you like, cellar 35, east neuk, hell, even find out if we could hire Drakes for a night, we'd love to do another show without a stage, maybe even play in the centre of a floor surrounded by people...[/quote']

This sounds like a double dare to me, it's ON..........

what we need is a yes from all the members of all the bands

I think I've spotted a problem here!

Personally' date=' I'd love to see an Ascension, SPD and MMW show![/quote']

My calf muscles choose to disagree!

Just stick a demo in at the bar and try your luck that way.

We've already played there.

As I said earlier, it was really only a warm up gig to get the new line up in front of a crowd (albeit not a huge one). Seems as if I'm not as bothered by the BOTB element as anyone else. Anyhow, we're off to St Andrews next, then we'll take it from there......

Spent a large amount of my university career in the one on George Street though.

Yeah, I probably wasted a couple of hundred quid in there during two years of college. Still never managed to break 200 at that time, but I played two weeks ago for the first time in an age and got 205. Puzzling......

hahaha' date=' it wasn't as much 'fell into his trap' (as I knew he was being serious) as opposed to really getting bored and fed up with the continuing drivel directed (albeit indirectly) at me.[/quote']

Typical arsehole - loves dishing out an insult, but acts a tenth of his age when it gets thrown back at him with afters!

Gloves off, I hope!

MMW aren't a DIY band obviously. For a start we use our mummy and daddy's money towards buying onto every gig going. I also don't even play my own guitar' date=' someone does...... etc etc etc....[/quote']

Get over it, you sad cunt!

Im going to Forres' date=' probably have a meal with the family, be very bored by Boxing day so will probably just watch tv, play guitar etc etc.

New Year...I hate it![/quote']

How's about a munt on the 31st, my slapheaded god?

I didn't give two shits about the BOTB element (one which is always suspect), all I really cared about was an easy, pressure free first gig with a shiny new line up.

(And getting pissed really cheap, natch.....)

No - stay away from the knicker pissers, baldy!

Two great bands in Smackdown and Filthpact, will likely go!

I once said "can you hold a minute"...

and put the phone to the speaker of my HiFI...and played the Napalm Death Peel sessions to them...

I've done this aswell, it's a bulletproof plan.......

care to explain this' date=' ye wee cunt.[/quote']

I think he's fishing for a rise out of me, but I can't be arsed!

Apparently if you don't press any buttons when they ask you to' date=' you get put through to someone straight away[/quote']

Wrong - I got a call once from an elderly lady who phoned from her neigbour's becasue she didn't have a touchtone phone, and thus couldn't get past the automated menu. Another impressed customer!

Tip to the thread starter - if it's 150 you're calling, press '9' before the menu kicks in - it will bypass the menu and stick you up the queue (slightly).......

is it a good thrash though?

Yeah, it still belts like a horse with a hard on. I just expected it to be a bit more of a progression from Firestorm (keyboards aside)..............

have you heard it?

Poached a copy today. Not blown away by it at all, I'll give it another spin later to check.....

Any non-Ascension members on the board found a copy yet?

I reckon it's a bit disappointing, far too much OTT keyboarding, not enough new (great)ideas.......