Nev
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"Bobo, I know I say this every century, but I'll never leave you behind again"
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No self interest at all from the Portman Group there...
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...'n' 'at, but
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Delighted for Scotty Robertson. a nicer lad you will not meet, and I fully expected him to reach the top sooner or later. Really glad I got a ticket now!
Maybe time to plonk the signed pair of his boots I have at home on ebay?
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Player sent off for protecting his face when the ball was fired at him from 3 yards away.
Two goals conceded in the ensuing mayhem.
A third conceded when a central defender goes down with a head knock (though it was a cracking strike, to be fair)
Roll on next Saturday.
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I was in Sleazys last week and was WELL tempted by the kartta'y goodness.
I'm in Stranraer on Dec 6th, and will return just in time to miss the end of the gig.
Not
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May have got rid of one of these, but still three definitely remaining. Face value is 30. Anyone interested must be in touch by 4pm as I'm advertising them for a colleague who'll be leaving then...
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Four PW tickets for sale. For standing. Face value.
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I can get stuff delivered from Amazon to my work on a next day delivery, but to my house 30 mins further out, along dual carriageway? Not a hope. I've even seen some companies refuse to do next day to Aberdeen which is just bloody ridiculous.
Last time I was caught out by this, I spied the terms and conditions before placing the order, so googled for a discount code and got 20% off. In your face, well known internet clothes retailer!
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I remember beating them 4-0 at Todders. Leon Mike Mike Mike scoring on his debut.
I'd just got the memory of him out my head and you bring him back from the dead. Boo and hiss. Now for payback:
Michael Bird.
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I so filled with emotion I find it hard to express my feelings. Couldn't happen to a nicer club-killer.
(Please direct any complaints about this post directly to Ofcom, to be filed under Ross, Brand, Clarkson, and Boyle)
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what I would give for a sharp object to be spraying crosses and skinning boys regularly at LP.
DARK TIMES
as for Baird, I hope he does well at Brechin so we get our 20k in January. wee shitebag.
You got Gibby and big Neil Stephen back, you're fucking not getting Sharpy as well!
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Cats are honestly the pet of the devil.
Are you the devil?
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It's all getting a bit ridiculous...
Jesus motherfucking christ (uh-oh, I'm about to be killed by these good-for-nothing do-gooder bastards, aren't I?)
I can understand the outrage about Wossy and Brand, because quite frankly, neither can really be ranked as a comedian due to their excessive shiteness at, y'know, being funny. It's fairly fundamental for a comedian, I'd have thought...
But Mock the Week, and the regulars on it, ARE actually genuinely funny. When Frankie Boyle came out with that haunted pussy gag, I literally spent hours laughing at it. People with no sense of humour need to be removed from this earth.
By dying from shock leading to a heart attack.
After a ghost comes out the queen's pussy.
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We're back!
Our lack of a central midfield over the past few weeks was solved by, er, playing an injured player in there, and guess what... he was the best player on the park!
Feared the worst when we went 1-0 down after 8 minutes, but two decent goals, a bit of luck for the third, and a cracking fourth (well done Sharpy son!) had us in control at the break.
Brechin had been unbeaten beforehand, and came back at us in the second half, but even with the Baird, failed to really trouble us, and although Michal Kula was the busier keeper after the break, he looked more than comfortable. Sealed it in injury time with another 25 yarder, this time from wee Deano. Dancer!
Look out, Div 2!
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My mate was saying earlier that the Hogshead was using it last night.
Though I think he's still calling the Old School House the Hogshead.
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Every Garcias gig I never made...
Far too many established bands to mention, to be fair.
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I'll be 'avin some of that!
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Kemnay would sit in the corner stoned off its tits.
Must move..
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I thought she had.
But then, I've only seen the Daily Express today...
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Heard the Windass rumour last week... Would be
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We got Morton at Balmoor.
I'm fed up of fucking Morton. Tarff Rovers please!
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It's worse when they get foxy women to do it.
Damn right. The last time I was unfairly accosted by one of these attractive ladies, I was torn between flirtation and piss-taking. Her opening gambit of "what's the best thing you could spend five pounds on right now?" made it harder to avoid the flirting, but I made it... just.
One of my best mate's other friends is a Jehovah. We rather upset him one night after a few beers by, er, giving an "alternate" view on the events of the last supper. It was a drunken orgy if you believe us... whoops
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It sounds like it's been bought over by fucking Disney.
Oddly enough...
I wonder how long Tinkerbell will be the voice of the clock.I'll go for three months...
Brewdog WINS!!
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Essentially you're saying that Portman group should be stabbed in the spleen with a dirty needle?
Like it!