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Tangoman blamed the long grass again... He should start taking a lawnmower around with him.

Never a dull moment at Newcastle - apart from when they are playing football. This morning they were raided by the police after an investigation into football corruption. That is all i know so far.

As were Rangers and Portsmouth.

The currant buns and nook'ssel are clearly over Boumsong, but what about Pompey? Were there dodgy dealings as they imported the population of central Africa to act as their strikeforce?

I've a funny feeling if I were on fire, I'd be screaming something along the lines of "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", which could possibly sound like "Allah!".

Just a thought, like...

The last CD shopping I did saw me purchase:

The Kinks - Ultimate Collection

Fratellis - Costello Music

Small Faces - Ultimate Collection

Charlatans - Forever. The Singles

Supergrass - Is 10

QOTSA - Era Vulgaris

Status Quo - Now and Then

My wallet wisna pleased!

Cowdenbeath's attack last season was shit hot against us, but I honestly can't remember knowing which one Buchanan was. I always feared Pat Clarke more...

RossP, you not going to Caley's annual thumping at Balmoor?

Fairly mental crash like!

Thank christ Hamilton didn't win again. Fair play to the boy for his driving, but the constant flow of "isn't he great?" is grating already.

This news has been coming for a while, but I'm gutted at losing Fopp. Admittedly it sold it's soul the moment they decided to battle with the big boys (God I miss Carnegie's Brae!), but at least it wasn't Virgin or HMV.

RIP Fopp.

I wasn't aware that short people werte of a different race to everyone else.

We are, you know. I am officially of the Shortian race.

Surely tons of snails would break the branch and fall to the ground to be crushed underfoot when you arrive home from a drunken night out. It's strangely sad but satisfying experience standing on snails accidently.

And it only ever happens after a drunken night out.. Due to impaired vision, or the snails congregating in the paths of drunken people?

I remember feeding a fox some kebab in Roslin Place when I lived there a couple of years ago... Poor thing. The things we do when we're drunk!

Don't tell me you took the "school" bit seriously?

After last weekend (30 taxis home on Thursday and Friday, and Thainstone on Saturday), I'm trying to minimise transport costs for a while... can't think why o_O

Good write-up there!

That looks a mucho spurtworthy lineup!

Pity it's a school night when my last bus home is 10.30

FOUND headline The Tunnels tonight & if the duo's performance last night is a marker for their performance as a five piece tonight, the experimental pop chancers are in fantastic form.

Ziggy is probably the best front man in Scotand right now.....

Aye, he was really entertaining. Quite gutted I can't make it tonight as I'll be at the Gig at the Mart, but will keep an eye out for Found in future!

Headed down to this gig prior to heading to Tunnels for the Ronelles indie disco malarkey that it turned out was cancelled

Unfortunately I left to head to Tunnels before strike the colours were on, which is a shame as I'm on vauge nodding terms with Davey the guitarist. Really enjoyed the support acts though!

That were a laugh, that were!

I use whatever appears to be closest, sometimes one of my thumbs, but more often than not my right index finger

Right handed

Should be good good goooooooooood!