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Homemade Nachos - Although the chicken smelled a bit dodgy, I drowned it enough salsa so I wouldn't care 9/10

You will in the morning...

And that post really needed a smiley

I too will recommend the Bhan Thai.

Pretty much this:

Bobby Mann's run of 7 goals in 6 games

The atmosphere at Somerset Park when Bobby Mann scored an 89th minute penalty right in front of the home fans after taking 89 minutes of abuse, then proceeding to celebrate in front of the bastards

The atmosphere at Somerset Park when Bobby Mann scored an 91st minute penalty right in front of the home fans after taking 91 minutes of abuse, then proceeding to celebrate in front of the bastards. In the same game as above.

The Dons' European games

Thornton Hibs appearance in the Scottish Junior Cup semi-final

The Dons humping the huns last week

McFadden's goal against France

QOS almost humping the huns on Saturday

And most importantly...

Granite City Wizards finally notching a win in their second-last game!

Curry flavour Super Noodles "To Go"

Fill level is far too high, resulting in much "noodle soup" - 5/10

Steven Bell is indeed a really good signing, the one Bino of the past two or three years I'd have happily brought north to the Heed.

We're looking at needing: 1 goalkeeper, 2 left-backs, a central midfield, and a striker, but Coops certainly has the right track record to sort us out.

I'm sort of mixing between Jeremy Clarkson, Stuart Macbride and Irvine Welsh at the moment, patiently waiting for Christopher Brookmyre's next effort to hit the shelves.

Seems to be a bit of a backlog on the Welsh at the moment, three of his piled up next to my bed...

location: Kemnay

Cost isn't a consideration. One of the few positives of still living at home is not paying for shit like that. Or any bills, really.

Yesterday I mostly:

Crawled out of bed at 20 past 6 (am)

Went to work

Stayed at work until 6.15pm

Went to Pittodrie via Northern Golf Club

Laughed

Went to Old School House for a pint before bus home, laughed more

Went home, laughed

Laughed some more

Went to bed

Apparently I joined in 2005... Probably cause that was about the time I gave up on trying and failing to get my "I've never heard of them so I'm not going to see them" type mates to go to gigs and decided to start going on my own.

Never really been a regular poster, for no reason other than... well, no, just for no reason!

Well I was in the RDU and Ron was in an executive box in the Main, so it must have been Steve or Drew.... I think they were both there. See MySpace.com - The Cobra Kai - Aberdeen, UK - Grunge / Alternative / Rock - www.myspace.com/cobrakairock for mugshots.

Drew it was then!

Still laughing - SPL, yer havin' a laugh!

Awright, which member of Cobra Kai was speaking to the loons in front of me at half time? South Stand, Section V

I dunno, there's plenty of tits on bebo...

Looked a clear hand ball to me (right at the bottom of Section Y). Ref was shite though, and definitely agreed about the follow-up to the penalty.

On another note, why do Falkirk players keep trying to kill themselves at the Pitt? Kenny Milne faceplanting the wall in the league game, and now Krul headbutting a post?!

I'm looking for a flat/flatshare...

But I'm a lazy bugger so may not get round to PMing you.

I may or may not have been happy with Saturday's endeavours.

Losing two goals to that inept mob though?

I get the 1, which takes me about 20-25 minutes from the Archies end of Union St to the Science park, and the same coming back (apart from on Thursdays when the late-night shopping wankers kill the traffic flow), so it's generally not too bad.

That is, of course, once you're on a bus. The bastards tend to show up at random intervals rather than the timetabled "every 12 minutes". Bastards.

Is that not Cristiano Ronaldo without a haircut?

King of Leon - Red Morning Light

The Kinks - All Day And All Of The Night

I read scary news that Bono has written a song for them.

Which bit is most scary? Bono writing a song, or it being for them?

Will the Garcias still be taking to the stage at 11.15 or should I show up earlier?

Peterhead.

Squad looked dodgy a month ago, but it's come on a fair bit since, and there's still a couple more to sign. Playoffs are definitely achievable.

Its tradition for us to lie down against Peterhead in Pre-Season. We lost to them last summer as well.

Three years in a row now, if you count the penalty shootout of two years ago

As a bonus, Bobby Mann killed Dean McDonald, who looks like one of those wee model thigns of the players with the tiny body and the MASSEEV heid

2-1 win over Forres on Friday followed by a 5-0 over Nairn on Saturday. We scored all eight goals, and have a couple of fantastic looking Polish boys on trial. Will reserve proper judgement on them until after the Caley game on Wednesday, but it's looking good so far.

Pity about the quality of the opposition so far, but what can you do? (Play better teams, clearly)