Nev

Machine Gun Fellatio - Butter My Ass With a Pigeon

He's lost so many major finals, it's not even funny anymore :/

I dunno about that - I still find it quite funny!

I hate how he pronounces David Villa as "Villa" as in Aston Villa, when anyone with a grasp of basic Spanish knows it's pronounced "Viya". Also the way they say "Villareal" when it should be "Viyareal". A basic grumble admittedly, but they talk for a fucking living, they could at least get it right. They manage to pronounce Casillas properly. And Mallorca.

Cazorla has become Cazorli tonight o_O

I would dearly love John Motson to shut up RIGHT now, or he'll incur the wrath of my patented Answer to Everything (which I'm not going to post on a forum, for fear of legal recriminations)

Dull as fuck indeed

Graham Taylor, I'm told.

On ITV, David Pleat just said Pavlyuchenko "showed shades of Terry Shedingham". Um...

?

Nipped along purely for dananananannanananananananananakroyd... Ouch, that was loud

I think we'd be up for this (I've not spoken to anyone in the band, but we do like a bit of football), if you could get a date then I'd be able to say yay or nay for definite.

If you need a ringer, I'm up for it bud...

The Who - Water

Cheers all. Georgian were able to sort me out, so went with them. Hadn't heard of them before so Kudos to MattJimF and NotBaldatallhonestguvnor for the tip. probably wouldn't have had them on the list but for you guys

Aye, I'm certainly well aware of the time issue. If I can't get one then suit it is, but I at least want to make the effort to try... hopefully it won't be too busy!

I'm sure many folk have experience of hiring a kilt. Any hints, tips, dos dont's?

Been pithced in the shit as I never got my invite to my mate's wedding... only to recieve a text last night telling me to be there by half 12 on saturday....

yeah. I Dow tit.......... ROFLCOPTER!1

Lollerskatepark!

S Club 7 - Bring it All Back

WOOHOO! YOU GO GIRL!

Less than France, nae worries.

Had Torres to score.

And Villa.

And Spain to win.

DANCER!

There is nothing wrong with being short!

Well, apart from difficulties in reaching things that are high up.

Tell me about it

I'm going, purely because some silly bint asked if I was gonna get a ticket the day before they went on sale, which was also pay-day. Whoops.

nah, yer going right oot!

gibby is easily one of the best players in our team. great captain and great mabassador for the club

Jamie Buchan has also come in and done very well since January

Where's JB been playing? We'd been playing him at right back, which was a joke since he was our best central midfielder and he was keeping out a right-back who went on to be our most consistent player once he got a run of games...

And Pele wonders why he got the boot! o_O

We'll still pump you in the cup

How's Gibby getting on at Montrose? Heard he was yer captain for the second half of last season? Top lad, is Keithy.

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden.......

'Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet.'

'Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee.'

So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.

'Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. 'Eees a bacon tree.'

'Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't forget.'

'Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon... ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree'.

And with that... Luis Races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when

all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded

but, a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.

'Pepe... go back man,you was right ees not a bacon tree.'

'Luis Luis mi amigo...what ees it?

'Pepe... ees not a bacon tree...

Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees!

Ees!

Ees!!

Eees a Ham Bush!!!

highland league

What? That died when we left

In all seriousness, I'm a big fan of the pyramid system and would love to see more teams from the north in the league. Even the puddlestinkers, if only so we could pump them 8-1 at bellslea like we did last time we met...

Fraserburgh

Who?

Iccidently, my nephew is not allowed this "thing" as his father really doesn't like it.

Why? It seems pretty armless to me...