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Is that the new album with 'Laces Out, Dan' and 'Tom Waits' on it? Or is it an older record? I don't think the new one with those 2 fucking ace tracks is out for a bit yet, they're miles better than the older stuff I've got. They do have similarities to the Blood Brothers, but a lot more different elements to their sound too, it's just that Sam is a cockmuncher. As for this whole emo/metalcore/blah blah bullshit, it's funny, especially coming from the guy who was in The No Pints, now in The Planeteers (Nice uniform lads...) and I believe is in Spike Pile of shite. Like what you like...

It's not us, we get offered dozens of gigs a month... However, I'd gladly go down as a witness...We get more shit on here than every other band put together, and have never ever had any problem getting a gig anywhere in Scotland, never mind Aberdeen, so yeah, I'd gladly take the stand and put some nails in whoever it is coffin..

Bullshit, that's sorted.. They're hosted on The Perfect Reason from Stirling's server, and it appears to me that the domain name has expired...I'll get it sorted soon!

Hey, at least I got on the stage

You can see The Fucking X-Certs tonight at the Tunnels. Doors at 8. Don't be an idiot, be there.

Nah, I was out having sex with penguins but that knobber David Seaman ran into it. I didn't believe him though, I was only seven. Golden Grahams are ace.

I would place wiseblood and deliverance on a par. both have awesome songs although wiseblood is more consistant... looking forward to this one, AVD was good in places but not amazing. Dan Atom

"Seven pounds for a fucking drink, Seven fucking pounds? You can get your dick sucked for seven pounds"

Everything is worth trying, don't try, you don't get!

You're gay! C'mon the Blue Toon!

Firstly I would like to apologise to everyone for being rude. I had smoked half an ounce of crack before my last rant so as you can imagine I was pretty highly strung! Goddamn drugs and their less than positive effects. I didn't mean anything I said and reading it back now I feel a bit foolish. I hope you can all forgive me, especially Hog because I called him bald. I know you're not bald Hog, but sometimes you make me so mad that I have to call you rude names love from Jamesy x x x (may or may not be Dan Atom under Jamesy's account...) TEH ROFL LOL LMAO!!!!111111

Read that back.. Load of bollocks... "Jamesy, if MMw are above these boards, then you should just ignore Hog and let him continue with the personal attacks on you and your band. After all, it's tongue in cheek." Here's an idea..Get off your highhorse Hog, and take your tongue out of your fucking cheek, you twat. Leave me alone...The fact that you say you're not serious means dick. You're still acting like a cunt and I've had just about enough. It continues...I'll be coming to have a chat, and no I don't mean through PM's or Msn, rofl!"$"!".

You think its coincidence that lust is an anagram of slut, you lying fuck. Take the mask off your eyes and show the world youre a cheat. There are no lucky punches in this life anymore; Im fed up rolling for double sixes and walking away with less that three. In a black and white world, you make me see red. Like a card shark about to lay the winning card, youre cool and youre calculated, but Im the chocolate on the razorblade and youve got the sweet tooth. Youre the abortion in my life. It seems the straight edge bends in the sun. Tact is for the weak, Ill spell it out, your outlook is bleak. Youre not the lump in my throat or the knot in my stomach; youre the glint in my eye that provokes the first strike. When all is said and done, Ill live my life by the rules that I write

The Moshulu Rob post was Dan. And we've recorded 3 times at the Mill, and if you take the price of recording plus all the other production costs, it comes to around that. We'd know, we do things fucking properly, you wouldn't know, because you'd much rather sit on your arse on here, racking up fucking lame ass scene points rather than actually being in a hard-working band that has it's shit together. That's why you're never going to get fucking anywhere except photographing some bird cutting the cake at her wedding, or as a stunt extra on Lord of the Rings, I can just seeing you sitting at home caressing your mouse "ooooh precious...". Why am I worth winding up? Is it because we're the ones you look up to, because we're the ones aspiring to things way beyond the reaches of this websites bandwidth? Is your constant knit-picking at a band that have never ever done you a wrong turn, and that you've never actually seen, actually just jealousy shining through, possibly the greatest form of flattery available. Or is it that you're just so fucking jealous that we apparantly have the popularity that you strive for.... I met you the other week for the first time, and you were a true gent to my face, then the next night you slagged me off from stage, when you knew I wasn't in the vicinity, and you give me constant shit on the fucking internet. Stop being a whiny bald bitch, if you have a problem, come take it up to my face, you pathetic cunt. I have way more important things to do that sit here and read a load of bullshit from some bald, wine-sipping loser looking for some online loving, that plays in a bunch of half-assed bands that aren't ever leaving the boundaries of this lousy 'scene'. You're thoughts and opinions mean shit, they're just annoying as hell, and get a little taxing now and again. Maybe you'll one day realise that if you actually put in some hard work, and not be an asshole, then you might actually get somewhere. But hey, to do that you'll have to actually learn to play guitar properly, rumour has it you're shit at that, or maybe you'd still be in Baby Karma. Get a fucking grip, try and build popularity and respect off your own back, not by jumping on mine, after all, I'm not in some high and mighty position, you're the only person that puts me there, I'm just a 20 year old guy trying to get fucking on with it. Cut it fucking out, I've had just about enough.

You're all idiots. Especially you Hog, you're a really really big idiot. + Scene point if you think Hog is a big knobber treating ab-music as the P+J classfields. ho ho ho. GSOH essential. Quiet nights in with Dev and a glass of cabarnet shiraz merlot ladies? HOW COULD YOU RESIST?

Baby Karma were decent, the set was flawless, but without spark. I noticed that Emma's voice was a bit too weak for the style they were going for. Didn't think much of Mind Gone Blind, are they a pub rock band? The X-Certs were band of the night, they're also the best band in this city, although that counts for shit. I wont comment on Stayover as I'm bias. Onion Terror were rubbish. Probably worse than the last time I saw them years ago. I was really hoping I'd like them, just for the fact that Coutts is a totally sound guy! Atom were Atom, good covers, sounded mighty, but just not my thing, they're a fucking ace band though. Glad the night was a success! Good job people!

It's his voice. It's not like he sets out with the mindset of 'Fuck, have to try and sound like I'm from America!'...

Scary...