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steve corps

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  1. is this thread a code for 'after hours gambling school' or 'masonic type activities'? never buy mens briefs from ebay, its used as a gay pick up forum.fact.
  2. my new band are called genesis p.orridge and we plan to cover throbbing gristle tracks in the style of genesis, or vice versa.i think it might just work...
  3. i'm unsure, but i'd be very happy with either.sneak it through customs up your arse please. i'm serious.
  4. i'm not going to bother reading this thread, as i'm sure big hank wouldnt either. i'm simply going to ask that everyone a) looks at this magnificent painting and b)learns to ignore everything rune/all systems fail ever say, ever. following these two tips will ensure a merry, safe christmas for all. "we've got nothing better to do..."
  5. i send demos via pterodactyl. heres a little bit about him. This prehistoric animal was a flying reptile. When dinosaurs ruled on land, Pterodactyls ruled the skies. A Pterodactyl had some hollow bones, much like a bird's bones. But a Pterodactyl was not a bird, because all birds have feathers and a Pterodactyl had no feathers. It didn't fly like a bird either. Instead, it soared off cliffs or trees, then glided on warm air currents rising from land or water below. He hands over the cdr then tells the recipient my email address in a polite manner, using an american accent.
  6. only if you bring me back some type of insect.are you drunk yet?
  7. indeed, just went out and bought a tub of evo and some food bags.
  8. i'm trying to cheer up to no avail... i have no real friends, no life except on this forum, the music i make is second rate nonsense, i sit and watch my days go by knowing full well i have no real future and no one would really care if i just disappeared... its hard this time of year not to just go drink a litre of bleach and put my eyes out with hot pokers.
  9. instead of all this fighting we should all try to dream of little baby jesus floating on an ice cream cloud with a polar bear as a friend.its almost christmas time.
  10. if he'd left vince to handle this i dont think it would be quite the mess it now is.
  11. i personally would feel a lot happier if 'vince' would post on his own behalf.i believe he is being misrepresented on these forums.
  12. vince is 'vince' some type of giant lizard then?
  13. i think we really should establish who this 'vince' fellow is before the thread goes any further. for example, i believe he is some type of robot. is vince some type of robot?
  14. can the wrong doers be put to death? i'd burn the bastards eyes out first with hot pokers and make then drink brasso.
  15. you also cant compare roxette to aha. why are you starting all this trouble dave?
  16. my plans for the new year 1.try to figure out how outer space works 2.make real effort to be more like a stegasaurus 3.all kinds of cooking adventures 4.molest a grizzly bear 5.teach a shark to play connect 4 6.build some type of underwater machine 7.develop a nervous tic and scabs on my face 8.move away to a forest or valley 9.tell lies about the government and the police 10.get an HIV positive tattoo on my cock 11.moonwalk challenge david blain 12.start to believe more in giant lizardes 13.paint a beautiful dog 14.prank call barbara windsor 15.spend the year peeling my skin off and glueing carpet tiles in its place 16.grow an extra nose 17.dance into the moonlight hours 18.turbo charge a small child 19.find new ways to eat biscuits 20.remember all those times i ate raw things, and what the implications of that is, if any 21.talk more like van damme or a big gay bloke 22.dream of a better future and hover-transport 23.bowl a perfect ten down the beach 24.wrap up cosy and shoplift toasters from big w 25.send letters to important people asking for assistence in burger 26.organise my time better so i can have space to leap, cruise, shonk etc 27.tago teligootgh, my frombafoop 28.breed a combination of part slug, part dangerous eagle 29.fall in love with either a pig or some type of wandering minstrel 30.maths
  17. i have a feeling this vince bloke is made up, along with a few of those bands.
  18. me too. pant lustily is a great line, i may nick that for myself.
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