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I thought that Gypsum's quip was souper.

This belter from last year.

Laika Come Home Music Promotions is delighted to present: Gâtechien (FR) Totally bonkers discordant math mayhem makes a welcome return to the grim North. Bass-drums duo Florian and Laurent create buzzed out hardcore with incredible complexity, seismic guttural energy and pop sensibility FFO: Jesus Lizard, Unwound, Shellac http://www.gatechien.com/ https://gatechien.bandcamp.com/ Please, Believe Beautifully triumphant Ecossemo jamz from Dundee. Intricate guitars, smaert dual vox, anthemic choruses, greetin'. FFO: The Appleseed Cast, Sinaloa, American Football https://www.facebook.com/pleasebelieveuk/timeline Min Diesel Three nice boys playing Mindie Rock merge angular and interesting rock with hunners of local references. Do yourself a favour and check out album "Mince". 'monidons, etc. FFO: Dinosaur Jr, Stapleton, REM https://mindiesel.bandcamp.com/ Thursday 28th April, 8PM doors, Downstairs, £5. FUN// VEGAN CAKE// YAS MIN.

Currently rocking the Houston Dynamo in 2037 in my current save. I started off managing Newry City FC in the second tier of Northern Irish football, the squad available to me consisted of less than 11 men. The board gave me £0 to spend on new players, but with a lot of perseverance and free and east Scandinavians, I managed to get Newry promoted, premiership champions on more than one occasion and even a couple of UEFA cup runs. Our finest moment must have been a 5-1 home demolition of Partick Thistle, 4 goals coming from Bjorn Rhordahl. Alas, I gave the board an ultimatum, demanding transfer funds - in the 6 years I was there, they never gave me anything - and they sacked me. Scumbags immediately gave cash to my replacement! A lengthy spell at Boston Utd followed, taking them from the conference to champions league in a fairly meteoric fashion. my greatest achievement was the 19 year career of a free transfer I signed in my first year at the club, on Ludovic Guillou. Ludo managed over 524 appearances for the Pilgrims, winning leagues, european cups and amassing over 60 caps for France. There were two other stalwarts of my conference side that made a splash at the top tier of club football. Swedish goal poacher extrordinaire Martin "der bomber" Muller amassed 245 goals for the club and won European Footballer of the year, before abruptly packing in football and retiring at the age of 28. Ben Freeman, who played an Andrea Pirlo-esque holding role whilst at Boston, dominated premiership football for over 10 years, but national team politics meant he was awarded only one token cap. He was regularly voted Boston player of the year. Once Ludovic Guillou retired I decided that a new challenge was in order and I departed to Italy and took charge of Napoli. The board gave me a £200m war chest and I went to town, filling the first 11 with the cream of world club football. 5 years there and it was a bit too easy with all the money in the world. That brought me to Tayside and Dundee. Scottish football was in pretty dire straits by 2035, probably on par with the conference football that the Pilgrims played when I took over at the Jakesmans. 18 months at Dens park rewarded myself and the club with 1 league cup and 1 league title. Our glamour moment was hosting Real Madrid in the 3rd round of qualifying for the champions league. We managed a goalless draw at the Bernabau, so spirits were high for the return league. We battered them for 90 minutes, firing everything we could at them, but nothing was going in. We all were expecting extra time, but a cheap 92nd minute goal broke the hearts of the Dens park faithful. This also cancelled out my love affair with the club and I decided on a move across the Atlantic. Its January and the league hasn't started and I have no idea how anything works, wish me luck.

Jonathan Walters to get the Golden Boot, dare to dream.

Tell me more about this free app. I am considering the purchase of the new Ireland jersey, but it's £55. I could spend that money saving for the future, or on booze. I do not like difficult decisions.

This sounds like a rattle of shite.

Hi guys, I was just thinking about pop music, most specifically country pop, and I was wondering what people think about it's association with mobile telephone ring tones? Is it good, bad, a Taylor Swift song title inserted here to confuse google?

Anyone else think that Rio Ferdinand looks like Joseph Goebells?

What did the EE article say, was it pure speculation?

I just want to watch the world burn.

I've been currently enjoying: Reno Bo - Lessons from a Shooting Star Skylar Gudasz - Oleander Palehound - Dry Food Laura Stevenson - Wheel Some of these are not from 2016, but I don't care. I'm too out of control to follow the rules.

Tonight!!

Tomorrow night!

This Saturday!