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I swear to God I didn't mean to kill this thread!

Right after my free blow job. This thing isn't going to suck itself.

how about we all sign this petition next: Save the new Contemporary Art Centre in Union Terrace Gardens Petition

Just 11 more signatures... COME ON!!!

You missed a whole 11 hours of legal drinking time. Doh!

Choke those chickens boys. Yeah!

Aah - so I take it you got your pint then? Nice one!

You might enjoying reading this: Krakauer, Jon - Into the Wild Goto page 52, about halfway down, continuing onto page 53 - the story of Gene Rosellini. he was a brilliant academic who spent 10 years living in isolation as a stone age man. It's eerie!

Emos are alright but not sure I could eat a whole one.

I'm certainly never drinking milk in an old folks home again. Just in case there's been a mix up.

There's an uncanny resemblance between those milk bottle/carton/jugs and those things that disabled people pee into. One might suspect that they share a common ancestor?

There's no snow in the jungle buddy. Freezing to death wouldn't be a huge issue for you. Likewise chasing down your prey and ripping into with your teeth probably wouldn't be your best bet for nutrition. I rest my case LOL

Angie is second in command. I have little to do with the running of the bar.

Oh for fucks sake everyone! It works because if it didn't then there would be no sheep, or humans or anything else left alive and this planet would just consist of a bunch of bloodstained cliffs. Everything too stupid to realise that falling a long way equals death, or which has no instinct telling it not to walk off a cliff, has already succumbed to the trials of evolution. Also from personal experience (other) animals are much smarter than we realise and us humans are much dumber. For example if you released a naked human into a jungle then how long do you think it would last? I'd wager that in the league table of animals for this event humans would place near the bottom despite our brain power. Two nights ago I saw a fox running through the fish market. I reckon a fox can survive in Union Square a lot longer than a chav would last in Farthing Wood. I rest my case.

Stop stalking me you fuckers.

Jeez... Call yourself a musician! High time you read "The Dirt" by Motely Crue. That will explain everything about how a girl winds up losing her clothing on a stage.

There's a lost property cellar under the bar. There's heaps of stuff down there. If it goes unclaimed for 25 years then we punt it out to Mackay's of Queen Street. We are their main supplier of wholesale apparel. If you ask at the bar the chances are they will have your scarf. Wait till someone coherent is on duty though... ie Angie.

John, There is a solution to your problem. Come down with some legal friend(s) at 11.55. Explain the situation to the duty manager and show your ID. Have a mate order a round. There's 15 mins drinking up time. The barstaff will keep your pint behind the bar until midnight. Start drinking your pint after midnight. You have 15mins to down it. Be warned though they'll only sell you one pint given the limited time. Actually the rule is a half pint but I'm sure they'll use their discretion given the circumstances LOL

That's the new doors in.

I've actually taken part in just such an experiment whilst at school. Well sort of... A bunch of us (six if I recall) went to the park at lunchtime with an empty glass 750ml Hay's Lemonade bottle with a screw cap. First we each pissed into the bottle until it was full up. Then we took up a position on the merry-go-round. We accelerated the merry-go-round to a high speed. I'd estimate 5m/s. Then we launched the glass bottle of piss straight up in the air as high as we could. This is essentially Russian Roulette in reverse, or a really dangerous version of spin the humans. The bottle came down and brained Glen. We managed to get it to return within only 19" of it's starting position! It attained an altitude of 15-20m. We were all totally elated, well except for Glen.

Teabags - we know a guy that did that. Open the window and fuck the night if you get my drift. Where is Afrodroid anyway?

No (clearly you're a text book rider). Next time you need to fuck someone in outer space, use the spoon position and interlock your legs. No floor required that way. If you pick a fat hairy chick then you can hang onto her folds, and the hair will give you purchase. You use the syrup to counteract the effects of sweat.

Pick a fat hairy chick and cover her in syrup?

If there were no forces acting on it (other than the force that launched it), then it's range would be infinite.

The projectiles utimate range (on earth) occurs when it is fired at a 45 degree angle. The is different from it's maximum effective range which most likely uses a flatter trajectory. The max effective range is the range at which it's possible to both hit and damage the target.