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Birdman

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  1. "chitter' date=' chatter, chatter, chitter

    monkey fuckshit on the shitter

    softly peeling catchee monkey

    chitter, chatter, chitter

    fuckshit smearing on the shitter

    convulsion

    fuckshit rabid convulsion"

    [/quote']

    It sounds like a computer game thats been slowed down and played through broken speakers.

    I think you might want to make the lyrics a little less shitty. Sounds like something an 8 year old would say. But thats up to you I guess.

    (Not Birdman)

  2. I need to keep a quicktime movie file from the site www.backofthey.co.nz, but for some reason when I play it, it isn't in my temporary internet files (c:documents and settings, temporary internet files(or whatever the location)).

    Does anyone have an idea of where I could find it. or perhaps you know me on MSN and from all the favours I've done/not done for you, you could send me the file I need.

    Its an 8 second clip...I think a .mov file

    anyway you get the picture here. If you can give me some advice it'd be appreciated.

    (Not Birdman)

  3. Gossip

    This is a very old word with a much more modern meaning. It comes from the Old English godsibb, meaning a godparent or baptismal sponsor. It comes from god + sib (meaning blood relation as in sibling). It dates to at least 1014.

    Bizarre

    Bizarre was borrowed into English from French meaning handsome or brave, which in turn took the word from the Italian bizarro, meaning angry. When it jumped the channel, it shifted radically in meaning to its current sense. It first appeared in English in 1648.

    There is a commonly touted etymology for bizarre, however, that claims the word is originally from the Basque bizar, meaning beard. This explanation has been around since at least 1607, before the word existed in English

    Blue/Blues

    The adjective blue has been associated with despondency and sadness since the 16th century. The noun the blues has been with us since 1741. The blues is a shortening of blue devils, demons popularly thought to cause depression and sadness. Blue devils have been around since 1616.

    Buck

    Buck, the slang term for a dollar, is a clipped form of buckskin. On the American frontier, buckskins were often used as units of commerce. The term buck, meaning a unit of value, dates to at least 1748.

    (Not Birdman)

  4. If you're afraid of Subway sandwich

    1/ walk in

    2/ Order:

    One footlong BMT with all the salad and jalapenos, extra peppers, a dash of salt and pepper topped with a half handful of olices and chipolate southwest sauce.

    3/ Pay

    4/ Eat

    5/ M******ate

    6/ Love it!

    7/ Leave

    (Not Birdman)

  5. Imagine the New York Angels were in town.

    1/ Get mugged

    2/ Call Angels

    3/ walk home amongst the assailants torn body artistically distributed atop cars, hedges and cats.

    Never been mugged but been conned once

    the sort of

    "I need 10p for bus

    actually its 20

    yeah, I need about a pound for the bus

    My mother is actually dying just now, I need 5 pounds for flowers

    look if you give me that 20 then i'll give you the ten I have in my wallet then we can give the 5 over and we're equal

    ok now that other 20 I see you have......yeah you fucking do, I saw it!"

    ....sort of affair

    (Not Birdman)

  6. im doing a rehabilitation course' date=' so when thats completed, the 25% of the ban will be lifted, which will make it only 9 months,

    im such a fucking stupid cunt.

    it's times like these when i wish i had a time-machine.[/quote']

    Well you're in LUCK!

    I actually have a time machine where I live!

    Its quite an iffy contraption, but I can get you to the days before your drunk episode.

    I built it into my bed of all places (for uhm, simplicity), and basically you just lie down and cuff yourself into position.

    From there, things don't really pan out like in your typical "back in time" movie but stick with it.

    The actual time machine is like a model of a moon rocket and after some peculiar but exciting linear, rotational and deep movements, time travel will begin.

    Then this is it....the biggie!(time travel)

    From here you will fall into a sleep and awaken at whatever date you spoke/screamed from before.

    PM me if you're interested.

    (Not Birdman)

  7. The Snappy Tomato deal is quality' date=' you get a small pizza with 4 toppings, a little ice cream, a can of your choice and a garlic bread for under 7 quid. Plus it's called the 'Individual meal' which is far less humiliating than having to phone up Heavenly and ask for the 'Home Alone'. Which is not only depressing, but slightly sinister...it's like saying "I'm alone, come and murder me with a pizza slice".[/quote']

    hahaha

    (Not birdman)

  8. Got a caution when i was 12/13 for phonning the operator to ask the time because i didnt have a watch' date=' + i got taken home[/quote']

    oh man you loser! Who the fuck gets into trouble with the police for calling the operator?!

    as for Steve Corps - are you on the run? You're list comes across as a grade A thug!

    (Not birdman)

  9. your local rubish bin may do one/ especially if you live in town. theres many a discarded pizza for not-birdy-seagul man to munch on

    well thats really fantastic

    hahaha you are hilarious!

    anyway' date=' if its possible to stop your sides from literally crumpling with the severe laughter induced by that thread....getting back to the point.

    The urgency of before is over now, but i'd still be interested in finding out good pizza deals.

    [b'](Not Birdman)

  10. i think going onto a golf course and randomly shouting 'four' would be fun..

    That wouldn't work because if you did it your way' date=' it could be at the middle of the night or in a million years time. Probably best to do it at an opportune moment

    or maybe better still, at a well-timed point as golfers tee off...

    or maybe just the least appropriate time in the game...

    or should we do it at the most significant point of the game when your sporadic rant would actually be effective?

    either way, just make sure you say "Fore"!

    [b'](Not Birdman)

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