Birdman

TV Tanned - What do you believe should be done to the man who committed this atrocity?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/4599341.stm

(Not Birdman)

yeah....whatever that means Re: Tranzmute

No silly, i'm talking about criminals....not the unfortunate

thansk for the negative scene point by the way....not sure how "prisioners" exemplifies your anger toward me though.

please, everyone else. The state of affairs in the prison system is a total and utter outrage. Let us know what you think....or myabe I'm the minority here and you all think that the people in jails are being treated inhumanly...

(Not Birdman)

I have heard so much shit recently about prisioners and the seemingly unbridled level of pampering they get that its really really beginning to sicken me. Most recently I heard that a prisioner complaining of back pains was receiving professional massages....................

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Now let me know what you think about things like this. I'm sure that the outcome will reflect my worries aboutt he state of the situation in these "punishment" institutes, but let me and everyone else know what should be done.

do you think its right for those indicted to seek all the luxaries that a free person should receive.

I fear I can't post on here what I believe should be done to convicted criminals/ murderers because its would go beyond what the Nazi's did to the Jews.

(Not Birdman)

cats should be given respect ....de-clawing ' date='shaving ,bathing even(unless absoluley necessry) all counts as cruelty in my opinion.[/quote']

yes yes whatever......these are all very valid points but if you want to start up your own animal cruelty thread then go ahead. This one's strictly for the shits and giggles.

(Not Birdman)

was that the good crying because she laughing so much or bad crying because her little baby shaved a swastika onto her wee doggy?

well my intention was the good crying but it turned out to be the bad crying. I did feel bad afterwards and apologised profusely but I couldn't shake the image of my dogs playing near a couple on a bench and seeing the unmistakeable emblem of racial hatred on a family pet.

In the end' date=' though, we shaved it off when my mum visited her dad who was in WWII and feinged that it was an operation scar.

[b'](not Birdman)

hahahaha awesome

simple things for simple minds

(Not Birdman)

or phone the rspca...

I hate those photos...I feel so sorry for those cats.

if they could only speak (but I think the face says it all!).

there is the ginger cat' date=' legs akimbo, on the sofa too...some cunt shaved it all, bar the legs and head...

I'd class that as cruelty, for sure.

love the "you've been framed" cats though, you can't script that stuff....great.[/quote']

What are you talking about...the cat is clearly loving the attention!

I shaved a swastika into my boxer dog before and I don't see him crying about it.....but my mum did a little.

(Not Birdman)

so you can shave it?

(Not Birdman)

and here's a cherry on the cake

(Not Birdman)

Unless your friend accidently cuts a nut off then this is going to be the funniest thing you'll see today!

(Not Birdman)

I would have dug it up moments ago had I not seen it already up and back.

Was wondering aboutt he gay pride march in Aberdeen and seeking more info.

(Not Birdman)

Perhaps Tom was doing the same....

Yea' date=' is there anything actually exciting/worth the time to do in aberdeen?[/size']

Well PenMaster you're in luck because there is a place in Aberdeen that opens you up to unworldly fashion, music, culture, poetry and temptations beyond human comprehension. Most people ask me "but where....where shalt that be my lord?!" and its right here:

Find this train station and find your gateway to somewhere......anywhere else!

(Not Birdman)

Yea' date=' is there anything actually exciting/worth the time to do in aberdeen?[/size']

The best place in Aberdeen is the train station outta there

(Not Birdman)

my guess would be Euan killing anyone who has photoshopped him

You suck!

You know' date=' you should just attach a chin strap to this Wad and wear it when you're online because your post just now is so inhumanely boring that I felt ill having left this message board to come back to a UK that has deteriorated so much.

Can someone direct me to an interesting or funny post PLEASE

[b'](Not Birdman)

that's fucking crazy! Punching her in the head' date=' ouchies!

Yeah girls are hard! gggrrrrrrr!!!

I have never been in a fight before, i would either kick ass or be totally shit, i'm guessing the latter so i just stay away from any situation where i might get my ass kicked [/quote']

no seriously! youd probably kick ass if your natural instincts were threatened or if something was flared up inside you. but anyways its pretty damn scary! im scared of girls now lol! mummy muuuuummmmmmyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

Hello gentlemen

ever considered yourself a hard ass, maybe you felt on that drunken night in town that you almost could have taken on that 5ft shortass but you just wasnt prepared?

well think again, the new hardasses are the women, they know how to fight and wont spend half an hour shouting abuse and pushing each other!

im gonna watch myself from now on, maybe you should too!

check this out!

GIRLS ARE HARD!

song

everybody's got a little sometime - Beck

ever fallen in love - pete yorn

Id Be In

BECK ! YEAH BABY!

Beck is just pure genius and he has everything onstage, he has soo much charisma and id love to play the drums for the ODDELAY/SEA CHANGE era! my god i wish i could!

I'll jism my Y's if MUM would support!

just imagine............

i meant the gig not me you sick fucks! lol

adam

pfffft!

No' date=' but I was cool enough to have been there when they played as support to Godspeed You Black Emporer at the Lemon Tree.

Does that make me super cool not to even bother seeing them next month?[/quote']

that makes me jealous, angry and very very mad, i missed that gig due to the unfortunate incident of working (even though i asked for time off), hence why shortly afterwars i quitr the job, fucking cunts!

but you should be still going to this to highlight your coolness, they should be playing the new material which will bve on their new album coming out this summer!

seriously folks, any idea whos supporting them? or will i have to be forced to break some knee caps

adam

this might actually be a great gig to go to when my last exam finishes that day! great bands and lotsa booze. Birdman = fuckin ape!!

Hey Guys

is anyone else cool enough to be going to this gig?

if yes then does anybody know who the hell is supporting them? im too stupid and lazy to find out.....duuuuuuuh

adam xxx

Beck - end of the day

"I've seen the end of the day come too soon" - Beck (end of the day)

shit ive had a few.....

around when i was 4, my big bro was walking up the step ladder to our attic and i followed him up. halfway to the top his foot slips and boots me in the face, proceeding to send my crashing to the ground and twisting my ankle, had to walk in a crawl fro a few days.

also!

was outside in the garden with my brothe. he sees a wasps nest in our old wall and spreys pollyfilla into the litlee hole to get in, he laughs and runs whilst innocent me looks at what is going to happen, a wasp flies out and stings me between the eyes!

obviously i only remembered them coz they affected me badly lol!

also remember watching the games master with that moore guy when i was about 6

Thats because she's not homeless and lives about halfway to Northfield....probably eats steaks for tea every night aswell

I'm pretty sure the only reason for her existence is to be used to pedal stolen property through. I mean honestly...would anyone actually search her?

(Not Birdman)