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  14. The best idea ever.

    in General Discussion

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    It should be something more random though' date=' like meeting up in one area of a big shop or centre, put on a burger king paper crown and say rhubarb repeatedly for 1 minute before leaving quietly.[/quote']

    fuck that!!

    Thats an awful idea.....just stop thinking alright.

    (Not Birdman)

  15. The best idea ever.

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    I generally think this stuff is for sad wankers but I can see potential.

    Should get about 50 folk to all go into a shop over the space of 10 minutes and all buy the same product (probably something pretty cheap).

    The guys facewould be fantastic!

    (Not Birdman)

    p.m me if you're interested and/or 50 people

  18. rent a house - 15 Kaimhill circle Garthdee

    in Trading Post

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    Blatently nae idea about garthdee - search forum for thread on how garthdee is full of neds.

    Drive through it any night after 7or 8pm and you can Chav/Ned spot. It is fairly diverse in that you get "hoodies" and "burburry's". Why else would you get a 2 bedroomed flat for 500 quid rent right next to the Uni!. Microwave and Fridge Freezer listed as 'features'... :down:

    Its 3 bedroom you total total arsebag....besides 500 is a pretty good price. A flat half that size would be the same price and you could be unfortunate to live in a shitty hole like towards Northfield and those other places.

    (Not Birdman)

  19. Most imaginative/amusing discipline

    in General Discussion

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    What was your pain as a child when your dad found you nicking apples from the next door neighbours tree.

    Or were you looking up Tabitha Stevens from P3's skirt and got a right proper skelp on the face?

    When I was a kid and I misbehaved (setting bales on fire, forests and houses), my dad used to make me lean over the the settee and belt my backside with his slipper.....and I dont mean he was light or anything. Couldn't sit for ages. Now thats the right way to bring up a kid! (and i'm not being too sarcastic either).

    One time he hit me so hard that the slipper shattered, but thats a different story.

    Anyway, did anyone else get some imagination injected into the discipline procedure.

    Did you get grass raked into submission? Perhaps you were thrown from a tree and told to belly flop into the garden pond as a form of being taken down a peg.

    Tell tell

    (Not Birdman)

  20. Moshulu

    in Other Clubs & Venues

    Posted

    Alternatively you could check out Exodus. According to the day, the people are lighter (in clothes colour), drunker (in a merrier way) and the music isn't as diabolical as Moshulu(brackets not really necessary here).

    I'm not sure who told who that the music was Varied in Moshulu but one things for certain.....thats a bold statement!

    (Not Birdman)

  21. a load of funny cats!

    in General Discussion

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    heehe well that what i do at my work! im a vet nurse and we get cats in appalling condition and there coats are so matted it is an act of cruelty in itself!!!!

    awww come on. It depends on more things really to justify if its cruelty. Example being that my father once painted the wall of my bedroom' date=' but not with your average roller brush....with our cat! While he was asleep we left him in the freezer and when he was solid as a log, took him out, applied a bit o' blue and 2 hours later, amazing paintjob.

    And would you know it, Ziggy woke up and just meowed with happiness to see us.

    If he wasn't such a great cat then my dad would have had to fork out money almost in the double figures for a job that was easily completed with more "in the home" equipment.

    [b'](Not Birdman)

  22. Old skool deathmetal

    in Musicians

    Posted

    Hmm its probably because you guys are pretty old. But more likely, its because you live about 40 miles away.

    Knowing the age and such of the musicians in Aberdeen i'd safely bt that 60% don't have transport so that only leaves a few other ways of getting about, publically.

    Now most of those guys could probably not get to Ellon let alone Elgin since they normally all have pretty small, part-time jobs.

    If they were to walk at an average speed of 2mph for example, it would take 20 hours to get there. Obvious disadvantages being that tiredness will have set in big time and muscles will have reached the point of exhaustion. Really not the sort of defeated person one would need for such a furious band.

    After a while, however, you'd find that the person might actually become totally exempt of energy but, sticking to a tight schedule of band practice, may be forced to continue his/her trek. This would be crawling I'm guessing and the speed would be dramatically decreased and obstacles would start to compromise the safe travel of your member: discarded littler, broken twigs and menacing insects. All in all i'd say that the travel time (if the victim/member had enough water, oxygen, pills, food, other bare essential), would be nearer to an entire day!

    I suggest you concentrate on looking for members in Elgin or perhaps as far away as that place Inverness.

    Good luck

    (Not Birdman)

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