Birdman
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On the topic of seagulls
Steve: The best part about the seagull problem nowadays is that the young ones don't know how to fly and walk onto the road.........I like that
(Not Birdman)
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Stinky Gypsies
Well all know the real problem in society today. People ramble on and on about societies ills and inaffordable schemes of whatever nature...the problems seem to lie everywhere.
But one group seems to get little in the way of media coverage when it comes to naming and shaming.
Thats correct! Its Smelly Hobo's!!
These dingy specimens are renound for avoiding any form of rightful payment toward amenities they readily use. Yet, despite being at the forefront of societies ills, seem to have stealthily avoided being branded as the tinkers and troublemakers they are.
A gypsy yesterday - finding her home amongst the mess she's made.
Even in places around the north east coast of Scotland, these smelly people who sometime go more than 3 nights without showering under a gutter, have flocked to places like Balmedie, Ellon and even Collieston!
Every gypsy is known to have impeccible eyesight, occasionally going days on end in their dilapidated mobile homes so they can successfully co-ordinate night time raids and steal your water, your mail and even your dog.
The reason behind this gypsy insinuated fire is still unknown.
Apprehended shortly afterwards with gas can still in hand, the officer, naturally, couldn't understand a word he'd said.
What must be done here?
(Not Birdman)
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Immortal Combat
Tagline: Indestructible warriors programmed to kill. This is no game.
I think I'll go and do something with Interest involved....like this guy
(Not Birdman)
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Timecop
Tagline: They killed his wife ten years ago. There's still time to save her. Murder is forever... until now.
.....................huh?
(Not Birdman)
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It was originally 44' date=' but because of someone being unsure its 46. If they change their mind, you guys can get yours on the bus or whatever.
The only problem with Friday is that we are on exam leave and I have a music exam and the others have an oral exam, so we can't come in Aberdeen.
Hmmmm what shall we do?!
How bout everyone who can give it to us on Monday just meet us at one-up, and please try! The people who come on Monday, can give it to us the week after, as I'm sure we will be in again. Hmmmm....is that ok people?[/quote']
You guys are still talking about the Bus Trip right?!
(Not Birdman)
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Back by popular demmand
"I WON'T LIE"
Why all the stories ' date=' Why all the lies
I can see them coming through your eyes
Its no surprise its just no supriiiiiiiiise
All those stories all those lies
All those stories all those lies
All those stories all those lies
I can see them coming through your eyes
Why all the stories, why all the lies
Is this just you, Is this what you do
Tell your stories tell your lies
I can see them coming through your eyes
I can see them coming through your eyes
All your storys all your lies
Its no surprise Its no surprise
It doesnt have to be this way
It doesnt have to stay this way
Ill tell you why and I wont lie
Ill tell you why and I wont lie
Im not here to tell you all the meaning of your life
But just dont lie its jusy not you
If u lie then its true
Your not the one for me
So let it be
And let it go
Im gone all ready
Im afraid so.[/quote']
Do yourself a favour....Never Ever go into writing unless you're going to adopt a more literate stance. You use "u" as a word and have about 12 i's in Surprise. You spell amateur horrible wrong and give people the impression (well me anyway), that you're talking about "A Mature".
If you want to be taken seriously I suggest you try harder. You need to do this for weeks and weeks and weeks and months and months and years and years and then, then you'll be ready.
(Not Birdman)
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Essentially, this is the sort of acting that's in Bad Taste:
and I'm not kidding!
(Not BirdmAN)
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nah
(Not birdman)
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sonic BOOM!
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Are you serious...Its awful!
I bought it in one-up under the false assumption that it'd be good since the director is so acclaimed.
I think you must be being sarcastic though because it is quite possibly the shittest movie made to date......to date ever.....since time began.
(Not birdman)
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I think ill just catch the last megabus outta glasgow...it only goes to dundee' date=' but ill take my bike, i reckon i could cycle it up the road in a couple of hours....
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aye.....good luck!
(Not Birdman)
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hah losing a scene point for typing u instead of you. Now thats petty
From now on' date=' every typo, wrong used of a word or letter, booh fucking hoo I'm cooler than you gets a negative scene point.
But remember, it's only a bit of fun
Jesus[/quote']
You sound like this man...
(Not Birdman)
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Don't forget to tell him it was me!
arf arf
(Not Birdman)
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Its a sweaty game out there......a little too sweaty.
I'll be along at 4pm ish and I'll take water.
(Not Birdman)
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Steve: Formula 1's just boring nowadays
Me: I haven't seen a formula 1 race in ages
Steve: They should bring back turbo's...at least that way when there's a crash its a guaranteed fire.
(Not Birdman)
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He could very well be peeling a banana....why would you get the idea of porn anyway?You're obviously a sicko.....
(Not Birdman)
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I have just heard the crazy frog song. oh my. it is pretty damn bad lol! worst is' date=' it will probarly be a hit with the teeny-boppers!
anyone else heard it?[/quote']
You have to be kidding me...Its been on the go for about 6 months and has already corrupted the potential intelligence base of children country-wide. Whoever made this should be made to swallow all the glass from my house and make another ring tone from the amusing gurgles afterwards.
Its on Hoodies, t-shirts, cups, posters, ringtones(naturally) and god knows what else?!
Every kid worth his weigh in sheep shit has this god forsaken ring tone and quite frankly, I think it should be executed off of the television.
I barely watch TV and I'd rather shag a biscuit and have to stay with it for several years in a relationship than see this abomination on TV for another month.
(not Birdman) <-- hating MTV because of this single advert
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Maybe...I'm not sure
certainly looks a comprimising hand fold though
(Not Birdman)
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thats a drawing of a cake!
It has to be a cake cake you cake!
(Not Birdman)
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Tart
(Not Birdman)
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Same basic idea as the other thread. Just one picture' date=' not that hard.
I'm not in a band, so I can't post a picture.
But, go...[/quote']
Idea thief. tut tut
(Not Birdman)
Is this worse than the neds?
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