Birdman
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Gives you the 0870 equivilant and they get duped into thinking its a phone call for a staff member because you might be calling a geographic code that's not listed in adverts, etc
Works almost every time
(Not Birdman)
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Its too long...must be guilty of the crimes!
(Not Birdman)
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I hear that EVERYONE that uses the internet has seen them.
i aint! ooooh what a shame!
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You forgot (Not Birdman).
this time its the real birdman so not required, paying good attention though well done!
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aaaaaw, well maybe these videos are not for you, they are a bit scary, even for a hard assed muthafucka like me!
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and then...from the jedi scum blood emerges
*Liam Neeson bursts into action and grabs Birdmans home made/hand crafted point - ed stick!
He SNAPS it over his knee and walks away shaking his head.*
* Birdman the tuskan raider admits defeat then begins to cry*
HUUUR HUR HUR MWWAAAHAHAAAA! HUR HUUUUUR
*due to being so ashamed he then brings his head down in an arc and slams it into the erect remains of the pointed stick then slumps to the ground; he should have known that nobody but a sith could defeat a jedi. Dayeth laughs uncontrollably*
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(overlooking the non asterix's)
*Jedi Dayeth summons Samuel L Jackson to help defeat Birdman the Flying Tuskan Raider...he tells him what happened*
Sam: DANG!
Dayeth: I know...I feel a dark presence
Sam: WHAT?
Dayeth: I feel a dark presence
Sam: SAY DARK PRESENCE ONE MORE TIME MUTHAFUCKER!
Dayeth: Ok ok...a DISTURBANCE
Sam: Man...thats better....now whatcha gonna do bout this Birdman muthafucker
Dayeth: That is why I have summoned you Samuel...you are a wise warrior and I require your influence.
Sam: Word DAT!
Dayeth: No...but seriously
Sam: Man ...I'm HUNGRY man....I DO like the taste of a good burger.
Dayeth: Look...
Sam: THAT SHIT IS..
Dayeth: Ok ok' date=' just forget it.
*My quest continues*[/quote']
* Birdman the flying tuskan raider becomes confused and disorientated with Samuel's uintellegable homie talk. Infuriated, he then proceeds to clobber samuel over his bald head and thrusts the stick into his knee cap, causing it break and cover dayeth in jedi scum blood! he is getting bored and wishes the pussy jedi twats will do something worthwhile*
to be continued on....TAILS OF INTEREST!!
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the battle continues
Birdman the flying tuskan raider swoops into dayeth rendering him concussed!
HUUUUR HUR UR HUR HUR HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR!!!!
i then beat at your allready bruised body with my home made/hand crafted point - ed stick!
i then proceed to call me mates to come do you over too
what will jedi dayeth do next?...........
TO BE CONTINUED..................
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working on another that will make everyone who knows me begin to question our friendship!
(Not Birdman)
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Nah, they were just super-imposed from Bi-Sexual monthly.
(Not Birdman)
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Besides, virtually everyone has a lightning speed connection so it might work better these days
(Not Birdman)
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well, you see, I'm grateful for the concern that I might be misunderstood in my posts but there's something else. Something significantly more important.
I don't really care about being misunderstood....it happens almost everyday and quite frankly, I find it even funnier when it gets taken the wrong way.
As long as people aren't really hurt and commit suicide, then chances are, they'll sit down and have a good old ho ho ho
(Not Birdman)
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fave song
End Of The Day - Beck
True beauty! i advise any of you guys with hearts of stone to listen to this, its gonna turn the most hard ass mo fo into a sniveling wreck!
BAM!
adam xxx
LISTEN TAE IT!
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yeah but this thread was made in jest, hence the obviously inaccurate stereotypes and intentional misinformed preaching.
apart from having my dogs attacked by 5 year olds throwing rocks and set upon by staffordshire bull terriers, I have no qualms with Gypo's.
Apart from her:
^^^^^HONKS^^^^^
(Not Birdman)
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thats crazy.......but then again, thats your opinion obviously.
Can't go around changing that.
(Not Birdman)
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No you haven't.
My sketches are actually better than the acting in this "comedy" you're preaching.
You only like it because Tubby Tolkien fanatic Peter Jackson made the film and, although its terrible, you feel that by owning some of his underground material makes you somehow elevated above other LOTR's fans.
(Not Birdman)
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Cake Boy
(Not Birdman)
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Yep..........damn
(Not Birdman)
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and today I found the reason.
They go by your profile and whether or not its necessary for you to upgrade depending on your social strata.
In the manner of a joke (but disastrous for me), in their eyes I'm a 3 year old child living in the Vatican! To put myself firmly in the shit I must've selected that I was a retired widow!
I've never been fucked over by Myself until these last few months as I've been deleting all e-mails over 10Kilbytes to save space in my floppy disk sized account.
I guess the best part of it is that since I made this........."joke", when I change my location to UK or even US, I had to provide some sort of evidence from my emigration. maybe better still is, at being 1 day shy of 21, I have to have an adults supervision and their authority to change my profile to make sure I'm not doing something other that a pre-school kid should be doing.
I am a tool!
(Not Birdman)
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This is off the subject but I had a dream about that guy from One Up last night.. I went into Game and he worked there' date=' and you had to find a special glove to play one of the demos, and he helped me find it, and then he said that his name was Mr Filkie and that he had something to show me. So he opened a book like the one on the Chamber of Secrets, and wrote in it, "I am Filkie," and it got absorbed and then the book replied, "I am Tom Marvolo Riddle," and then Filkie flicked through the pages and it was actually like an address book, and only the first page was all old and ink absorbing after all. But then the book made a little screen and I had to look into it and it was like an amateur movie. First it showed a group of really posh schoolboys dressed in orange who were making up an intricately witty poem and laughing about it, and then it cut to people in the same orange clothes but they were obviously the school wastoids, who were using the chemistry equipment to make a bong, and they were singing "New Rage Hope Song" by the Grim Northern Social, which was why Filkie had shown it to me.
What a great guy.[b']Anyway, back to the goats.
I'm not sure its possible after your post...
(Not Birdman)
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yeah but now you're probably facing a jail sentance for posting porn
(Not Birdman)
Tasha Slappa
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I just got a Tasha Slappa intimidation from a ManWoman in the street.
Walking back to work and I see a couple ahead....your typical fuckwitted walk from them both where they seems to lean forward a little more than your average functioning brain pedestrian. Could see the guy had something to say
Man "Geez a fag mate"
Me: Just walking on
Man "dinna blanc mi min"
Me: Just walk on a bit more
ManWoman: "fuckin aaafro heeeeeeid! (shouted in sort of cock fu***d in the throat gnarl)
Me: run, Run! RUN!!
Anyone else came across a particularly nasty ManWoman in town...y'know the sort...resembles a goblin and has all 3 Hepatitisis.
(Not Birdman)