Birdman

It REALLY worries me that I have the highest score so far..

I'm meant to be thick/common senseless.

If I ever go into the winderness you just have to come with!

10/17. Needless to say if im ever in a dessert (sp) i am absolutely fucked.

How come Bush managed to watch the first plane hit the towers on 11 September. The tape was never shown until 12 September.

Can you please elaborate on that.

youll be sadly missed steven, well miss you!

Fosters or Birra Moretti (Sicillian)

Everything else just aint all that

unfortunately it's 3 for £2.89 though - not like these fancy ultra deals in the rest of the thread.

yay!

will be at tonights gig giving dedalus and my mate hugh all the support i can!

adam x

email - michaelallanfletcher@hotmail.co.uk with delivery details

end of input (from me, anyway)

Hopefully the Chapters will be something like this:

(Note: These aren't actually the titles, but will give you an idea of the contents and give mystery to others)

Chapters------------------------------------------------------Approx length

1/ I asked for a haircut and you did this?!----------------------------1:10

2/ PVH first gig in Inverness - under alias of "Someone Else"------11:30

3/ Stars Kill play Inverness---------------------------------------------2:30

4/ "Where's the money, Lebowski?!"----------------------------------0:23

5/ Stars Kill play Captain Tom's---------------------------------------2:00

6/ Butchers of Bakersfield play Captain Tom's-----------------------0:03*

7/ Shutter play Captain Tom's-----------------------------------------4:00

8/ PVH play Captain Tom's---------------------------------------------9:40

9/ Bobby playing drums------------------------------------------------1:00

10/ Bobby lying dead---------------------------------------------------1:00

11/ Stars Kill almost die, Part 1 of 2----------------------------------0:40

12/ On the road to Dundee--------------------------------------------0:20

13/ PVH play The Doghouse, Dundee---------------------------------7:10

14/ "lemon lucozade foooooo" A.K.A leaving town sans equipment---1:00

15/ Stars Kill play Edinburgh venue-----------------------------------6:00

16/ TY Beanie toys------------------------------------------------------1:00

17/ Bowling--------------------------------------------------------------1:00

18/ PVH play Glasgow--------------------------------------------------8:00

Total Length------------------------------------------------------1:01:00

Extras: Possible blackmail chapter

* joke - actual length------2:00

Price

Assuming PVH aren't interesting in using this in any way, i'll be looking to get the cost of the blank DVD back (plus p+p)

Say £1.50 or around that mark

Also a beer is legal tender (actually that would be preferable)

(NotBirdman)

Let me know your thoughts on such an exquisite item.

I never knew the lad fully, but his drumming will be immortalised on the Project:Ven Hell DVD - Where paths daren't lead (Not actual title) R.R.P 12.99

I think I'd rather smoke outside anyway.

(Not Birdman)

Lie Bot' date=' what is the saddest thing?[/quote']

I don't understand.

The girls and guys on am are sort of divided like this:-

yeah, I'd much rather see Battles, also.

hey guys i really like ocean color scene and so do my m8s do you think i should go to this gig?

I could for money

I think you'll find that upon viewing of this potential raunchy picture I have in my possession, that the role of paying might infact reverse!

(NB)

I can't really speak! Hopefully these goats will accurately mirror my emotions:

BELIEVE IT!!

Arkade Projects are just *a little bit chuffed* to announce that LIGHTNING BOLT are coming to Aberdeen!!!

There should be some intervention to these thread where someone just posts a link to one of the billion other threads that mirror the sentiments of this thread and we can all talk about something else.

(NB)

Hey bands

important notice to all you musicians out there who play in a band, wondering if you would like to play in the new smaller room at tunnels on march the 6th with kinetic and the holy folks!?!?

feel free to pm or reply to this thread coz wed like one asap, give me a link to ur mp3s or send to my email - punkrockman_2001@hotmail.com

obviously more convenient if you have a site with mp3s or a myspace/purevolume page

i will reply to you as soon as you can guys if anyone is interested!

adam xxx (holy folks)

"a lady called the cops on me because I was sitting in the park watching the kids and smiling, maybe I can watch kids on TV or something. I miss my little brother so much."

Let's make a terribly tearful thread.

Who can find a piece of text that's more saddening than that? - Can be from any form of media in the whole world.

Finally, I'll be able to go into Exodus for the whole night and not have to burn my infected clothes the next day!

(NB)

EDIT:

From a purely selfish point of view' date=' I'm upset about the smoking ban. As a smoker I simply like a smoke with my pint.

I'm aware that non-smokers don't like the smell of smoke, I just don't care. I had the upper hand by being allowed to smoke in bars and I'm gutted because I'm losing that right. As simple as that.

So who do I have to vote for to get the ban turned around? That's what I want to know.[/quote']

Maybe this is a good thing - because evidence suggests that drinking and smoking together is a mean motherfucker to your body

Just don't make any sense.. simple! Or isn't it?

Anybody wanna Co-Organise a day Oot for the Deen Krew? I suggest that we play it by ear' date=' and wait for a scorcher O a day and nip doon to the carnies for a larf. Then head ooer to the beach and hae a mild sesh, and take it fae there.. (Belmont St)..

I think a day Oot is fit A'body's needin' tbh. An Why not? Just a group of randoms getting together to have a blast, get blazin, and do whatever we want to dae.. I think it's called Fun or something like that.

If we can get a load of numbers I think it wid be an aws. day oot..[/quote']

You look about 35 years old.

I don't want to become affiliated with you.

(Not the opinion of Birdman, although it probably would be)

anything..........try me....

Balls? In every sense

Apologies' date=' but I just googled it and apparently it's a 4 year old hoax:[url']http://www.snopes.com/computer/virus/life.asp

Why do people waste their time doing this, and why did someone even bother to send the message out again after all this time?

Every single time you get a notification about a virus, ignore it.

Almost a 100% of them are made so some kid somewhere can find out that he's made a minor panic effectively round the world.

I can see the appeal but I couldn't be arsed - too much competition.

My big brother has gone to Cameroon with some hoses.

But then again, he's a travelling salesman for Kidde-Fire.