Birdman

I just got a Tasha Slappa intimidation from a ManWoman in the street. Walking back to work and I see a couple ahead....your typical fuckwitted walk from them both where they seems to lean forward a little more than your average functioning brain pedestrian. Could see the guy had something to say Man "Geez a fag mate" Me: Just walking on Man "dinna blanc mi min" Me: Just walk on a bit more ManWoman: "fuckin aaafro heeeeeeid! (shouted in sort of cock fu***d in the throat gnarl) Me: run, Run! RUN!! Anyone else came across a particularly nasty ManWoman in town...y'know the sort...resembles a goblin and has all 3 Hepatitisis. (Not Birdman)

http://killsometime.com/Audio/Funny-Audio.asp?audio=Drug-Test (not Birdman)

try this webpage Gives you the 0870 equivilant and they get duped into thinking its a phone call for a staff member because you might be calling a geographic code that's not listed in adverts, etc Works almost every time (Not Birdman)

Its too long...must be guilty of the crimes! (Not Birdman)

i aint! ooooh what a shame!

this time its the real birdman so not required, paying good attention though well done!

aaaaaw, well maybe these videos are not for you, they are a bit scary, even for a hard assed muthafucka like me!

right, now if you are one of those people who find monkeys cute, or maybe you think they are interesting, or maybe if you are just warped with an obsessive monkey fetish then check these oot mannie!! the second one is not funny anymore......... Karate! OR wizz! check em oot!

* Birdman the tuskan raider admits defeat then begins to cry* HUUUR HUR HUR MWWAAAHAHAAAA! HUR HUUUUUR *due to being so ashamed he then brings his head down in an arc and slams it into the erect remains of the pointed stick then slumps to the ground; he should have known that nobody but a sith could defeat a jedi. Dayeth laughs uncontrollably*

the battle continues Birdman the flying tuskan raider swoops into dayeth rendering him concussed! HUUUUR HUR UR HUR HUR HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR!!!! i then beat at your allready bruised body with my home made/hand crafted point - ed stick! i then proceed to call me mates to come do you over too what will jedi dayeth do next?........... TO BE CONTINUED..................

working on another that will make everyone who knows me begin to question our friendship! (Not Birdman)

Nah, they were just super-imposed from Bi-Sexual monthly. (Not Birdman)

Besides, virtually everyone has a lightning speed connection so it might work better these days (Not Birdman)

well, you see, I'm grateful for the concern that I might be misunderstood in my posts but there's something else. Something significantly more important. I don't really care about being misunderstood....it happens almost everyday and quite frankly, I find it even funnier when it gets taken the wrong way. As long as people aren't really hurt and commit suicide, then chances are, they'll sit down and have a good old ho ho ho (Not Birdman)

fave song End Of The Day - Beck True beauty! i advise any of you guys with hearts of stone to listen to this, its gonna turn the most hard ass mo fo into a sniveling wreck! BAM! adam xxx LISTEN TAE IT! http://music.yahoo.com/track/2039770

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yeah but this thread was made in jest, hence the obviously inaccurate stereotypes and intentional misinformed preaching. apart from having my dogs attacked by 5 year olds throwing rocks and set upon by staffordshire bull terriers, I have no qualms with Gypo's. Apart from her: ^^^^^HONKS^^^^^ (Not Birdman)

thats crazy.......but then again, thats your opinion obviously. Can't go around changing that. (Not Birdman)

No you haven't. My sketches are actually better than the acting in this "comedy" you're preaching. You only like it because Tubby Tolkien fanatic Peter Jackson made the film and, although its terrible, you feel that by owning some of his underground material makes you somehow elevated above other LOTR's fans. (Not Birdman)

Cake Boy (Not Birdman)

Yep..........damn (Not Birdman)

and today I found the reason. They go by your profile and whether or not its necessary for you to upgrade depending on your social strata. In the manner of a joke (but disastrous for me), in their eyes I'm a 3 year old child living in the Vatican! To put myself firmly in the shit I must've selected that I was a retired widow! I've never been fucked over by Myself until these last few months as I've been deleting all e-mails over 10Kilbytes to save space in my floppy disk sized account. I guess the best part of it is that since I made this........."joke", when I change my location to UK or even US, I had to provide some sort of evidence from my emigration. maybe better still is, at being 1 day shy of 21, I have to have an adults supervision and their authority to change my profile to make sure I'm not doing something other that a pre-school kid should be doing. I am a tool! (Not Birdman)

I'm not sure its possible after your post... (Not Birdman)

yeah but now you're probably facing a jail sentance for posting porn (Not Birdman)