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Its a lot of fun going back to your school about a year down the road. You can show all the kids that you own over them for one! (Not Birdman)

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edit your post before its too late (Not Birdman)

did this actually happen? I doubt if anyone managed to get past 2 feet considering the weight of the BMT! (Not Birdman)

"The coast is toast" - Volcano "This Christmas, the snow hits the fan. " - The Santa Clause "Saving the day the ninja way" - Three Ninjas: High noon at Mega Mountain "The Crazed Love of a Prehistoric Giant for a Ravishing Teenage Girl!" - Eegah (Not Birdman)

* although I've been banned from the Competition by the law Enforcer of this thread, I felt I should still make inserts. (Not Birdman)

Richie: "Thieving bastard Gypos...somebodies swiped my wallet!" Carnie: "Yeah likely story, come on I want me forty five quid" Richie: "Didn't you just hear me. I've just lost three hundred pounds. yeah and I wouldn't be surprised if you nicked it, ya swarming theiving nomad! Yes!! Either you or one of your slippery deformed half brothers...Well you're not in Romania now buster and I'm going to get a british policeman" Rik Mayall = Funniest script writing of all time! (Not Birdman)

C o u n t m e i n (Not Birdman)

Just thinking back over stupid shit that I used to do in school and, though it was frequent and unneccessary, most if it is hilarious to think back to. I think most everyone here will have done something that nowadays they are pretty ashamed of but thinking back, still have a chuckle. My worst (greatest) thug type thing I did in school was when I managed to lock 14 teachers into the drama studio of BODA by ramming many pieces of waste wood that we got from Mr carson in the Technical studies workshop waste wood bin. Unfortunately the acting assistant head teacher found these piece and the trapped teachers before we had time to remove them and subsequently, me and a friend were suspended from school for three days.....which wasn't too bad because it gave me time to shop for christmas presents that I'd otherwise have struggled to get. Anyone else got silly stories filled with childhood happy times? Perhaps you pissed your pants in the swimming pool? Poo'ed in what you thought was the toilet but actually turned out to be the waste paper bin in an overcrowded classroom? Were you ginger? Were you the class tink and everyday after swimming have the class bullies slap your legs and boot around your 4 stripe adidas hold-all before the teachers arrived and acted as if nothing had happened? Please, share with us....we will do you no harm. (Not Birdman)

Hey give him a fair go I mean, he's making an acoustic metal band after all...everyone has their flaws. (Not Birdman)

Well not really like America. Blair is smart, runs the country well, keeps mortgage rates low makes (most of the time) good decisions, beats the shitty Tories on every stance isn't inbred (not birdman)

God damn it, finally! An actual Aberdeen celebrity that you'll probably all not know but be shocked over anyway (Not Birdman)

This is going to be quite the fun stuff! I'll start clearing me garage... Incidentally, are you guys interested in gathering somewhere in town and shipping out somewhere for a practice session? (Not Birdman)

wow Fuck pre-cog! On message board, the crimes get projected way before they happen! (Not BirdmAN)

Or perhaps my picture is just funnier than anything else and will continue to be so until the end of time.... (Not Birdman)

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I'll be there So long as I'm not working I mean (Not Birdman) count me in Sludgeyballs

F.A.O. Johnny Mac - Yeah, you're right. I plain didn't notice. Apologies. F.A.O. Bob - Lick my balls! (Not Birdman)

Doubtful (Not Birdman)

Well it looks like you're not going to get Batman Forever on tape (Not Birdman)

Enough said. (Not Birdman)

I feel that the following have the potential to make it big. Of course, thats if this pussy nation grows some fucking balls: Modey Lemon Lightning Bolt The Apes Whirlwind heat (Not Birdman)

No, I'm not. In exactly 1 day from this very minute though, I will make an announcement. It will be the real announcement and not another announcement that there will be an announcement. (Not Birdman)